Every day is a constant stream of both the dumbest and/or most horrible shit you've ever heard
January 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Every day is a constant stream of both the dumbest and/or most horrible shit you've ever heard
I have been privileged enough to call two rivers home, the historic James and the serene Shenandoah
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I have been privileged enough to call two rivers home, the historic James and the serene Shenandoah
They want you to die. If they can't kill you in the streets they'll settle for quiet death at home
Breaking News: The EPA will stop considering lives saved when setting pollution limits and instead calculate only the cost to businesses.
E.P.A. to Stop Considering Lives Saved by Limiting Air Pollution
In a reversal, the agency plans to calculate only the cost to industry when setting pollution limits, and not the monetary value of saving human lives, documents show.
nyti.ms
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
They want you to die. If they can't kill you in the streets they'll settle for quiet death at home
Taco Bell please stop offering me a world of delights I am engaged
January 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Taco Bell please stop offering me a world of delights I am engaged
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social it's not even 10am ET and I have been owned and dunked on by the FAQs for the mayonnaise company's bowl game
January 2, 2026 at 2:56 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social it's not even 10am ET and I have been owned and dunked on by the FAQs for the mayonnaise company's bowl game
Of course Obama could name his favorite BULLs player but would struggle to name his favorite on the WHITE Sox. Bet he knows a lot about the BLACKhawks (a foreigners sport) too. Am I doing this right do I get a million dollars from Claremont now?
They are also lying about the Obama White Sox thing: he said he couldn't name a favourite *childhood* White Sox player for the fairly understandable reason that he grew up in fucking Hawaii. He became a fan *while living in Chicago* and was at the literal World Series
December 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Of course Obama could name his favorite BULLs player but would struggle to name his favorite on the WHITE Sox. Bet he knows a lot about the BLACKhawks (a foreigners sport) too. Am I doing this right do I get a million dollars from Claremont now?
Thank you St. Anthony for more basketball, I'm not ready to go to bed yet
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Thank you St. Anthony for more basketball, I'm not ready to go to bed yet
Every generation gets the Frost/Nixon they deserve
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi sat for a podcast interview with Adam Friedland, set to be released this week
December 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Every generation gets the Frost/Nixon they deserve
Here is my piping hot Expedition 33 take, the one that will define the heated discourse around this gaming event:
French Final Fantasy Fun, Feuding Fandoms Fueling Frustration
French Final Fantasy Fun, Feuding Fandoms Fueling Frustration
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Here is my piping hot Expedition 33 take, the one that will define the heated discourse around this gaming event:
French Final Fantasy Fun, Feuding Fandoms Fueling Frustration
French Final Fantasy Fun, Feuding Fandoms Fueling Frustration
Good to see Jim Harbaugh is still properly deranged
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Good to see Jim Harbaugh is still properly deranged
I'm supposed to believe Rip Van Winkle was just "sleeping" for 20 years?
He was a pioneer, up in the catskills ripping on his winkle the whole time. Everyone follows in his footsteps.
He was a pioneer, up in the catskills ripping on his winkle the whole time. Everyone follows in his footsteps.
The first gooner was an explorer. He didn't have a roadmap for success. Just a dream and "crazy" idea to go live in a mountain and slowly become more animal than man
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I'm supposed to believe Rip Van Winkle was just "sleeping" for 20 years?
He was a pioneer, up in the catskills ripping on his winkle the whole time. Everyone follows in his footsteps.
He was a pioneer, up in the catskills ripping on his winkle the whole time. Everyone follows in his footsteps.
I buy my music so I feel very qualified to say: I am unmoved by any "posting spotify end of year stuff is free advertising for the evil company" lecture.
It's fun, I like seeing what other people got into, and there is plenty of time for hectoring people another day.
It's fun, I like seeing what other people got into, and there is plenty of time for hectoring people another day.
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I buy my music so I feel very qualified to say: I am unmoved by any "posting spotify end of year stuff is free advertising for the evil company" lecture.
It's fun, I like seeing what other people got into, and there is plenty of time for hectoring people another day.
It's fun, I like seeing what other people got into, and there is plenty of time for hectoring people another day.
Today I am inhabiting the ancient spirit of "guy at work who keeps talking about smoking a turkey this year"
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Today I am inhabiting the ancient spirit of "guy at work who keeps talking about smoking a turkey this year"
All I'm going to say is that Last Jedi is better than you remember, Skywalker is worse, and overall besides 1 and 2 they are just movies that you can watch
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
All I'm going to say is that Last Jedi is better than you remember, Skywalker is worse, and overall besides 1 and 2 they are just movies that you can watch
With this looking more and more likely I'm going to seize the gift of foresight from Apollo. These will all be accurate, place your gambling monies appropriately
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
With this looking more and more likely I'm going to seize the gift of foresight from Apollo. These will all be accurate, place your gambling monies appropriately
I still don't understand why all of these adult tradcath converts didn't just go with some form of Eastern Orthodox. They get all of the ceremonial aesthetics that they're so horny for *and* they get to hate the Pope
"Nekrasova has made controversial statements in the past. In a 2023 New Yorker story, she was quoted as saying, “Francis is not the real Pope, we all know it. … You’re not gonna get rid of the Freemasons. You’re not gonna get rid of the Jews. They infiltrated the Church a long time ago.”"
Gersh Drops ‘Succession’ Actress Dasha Nekrasova After Podcast With White Nationalist Nick Fuentes
"Succession" actress Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by her talent agency, Gersh, after a podcast featured white nationalist Nick Fuentes.
variety.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I still don't understand why all of these adult tradcath converts didn't just go with some form of Eastern Orthodox. They get all of the ceremonial aesthetics that they're so horny for *and* they get to hate the Pope
Spinning the Big Fetterman Board to see which version we get after this latest injury, frowning when we land on "Black Israelite Shrek"
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Spinning the Big Fetterman Board to see which version we get after this latest injury, frowning when we land on "Black Israelite Shrek"
The American Century of Humiliation might be the only serious foreign policy theory currently going.
Get the right author to make that the title of their big thesis on the Chinese century and I will both read it AND make it my entire personality for a month after
Get the right author to make that the title of their big thesis on the Chinese century and I will both read it AND make it my entire personality for a month after
China dragging us kicking and screaming into a survivable future
This chart shows that progress has actually been made on climate change www.axios.com/2025/11/13/c...
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The American Century of Humiliation might be the only serious foreign policy theory currently going.
Get the right author to make that the title of their big thesis on the Chinese century and I will both read it AND make it my entire personality for a month after
Get the right author to make that the title of their big thesis on the Chinese century and I will both read it AND make it my entire personality for a month after
Well, we had two or three years of a normal football team, now it's back to national embarrassment
the child molester shuffle
Ben Sinnott celebrating the touchdown with the Trump dance while being blown out at home by the Lions. The 2025 Commanders are hot garbage.
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Well, we had two or three years of a normal football team, now it's back to national embarrassment
Bring back the stocks
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Bring back the stocks
I am excited for a Spanberger win to usher in a new era of Western Virginia Secession squawking. Let a million too online uncles bloom
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I am excited for a Spanberger win to usher in a new era of Western Virginia Secession squawking. Let a million too online uncles bloom
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
Setting the bar nice and low for the Spanberger regime, "don't hope for better things, we can't do it and more importantly we refuse to try"
Abigail Spanberger takes a swipe at Mamdani, saying "maybe he should be a Democrat" and that his campaign promises are dishonest.
November 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Setting the bar nice and low for the Spanberger regime, "don't hope for better things, we can't do it and more importantly we refuse to try"