Bob-a-lob
@bob-a-lob.bsky.social
YEAR-END BLOWOUT: 25,000 Kennedy Center Mugs 🏛️☕️
These are Pre-Legacy editions—soon to be the only currency left in the District.
THE DEAL: 5 mugs for $5.
Buy now before they’re declared contraband.
#DCFireSale #KennedyCenter #CollectorsItems
These are Pre-Legacy editions—soon to be the only currency left in the District.
THE DEAL: 5 mugs for $5.
Buy now before they’re declared contraband.
#DCFireSale #KennedyCenter #CollectorsItems
Pinned
@cbseveningnews.bsky.social on the Trump and Zelenskyy meeting: “If they don’t achieve peace soon, the war will go on indefinitely.
No. Shit.
Idiots.
#Ukraine
No. Shit.
Idiots.
#Ukraine
December 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
@cbseveningnews.bsky.social on the Trump and Zelenskyy meeting: “If they don’t achieve peace soon, the war will go on indefinitely.
No. Shit.
Idiots.
#Ukraine
No. Shit.
Idiots.
#Ukraine
If i didnt know better, I’d say that this was an @theonion.com headline. 🤔
“Congress looks to reclaim relevance after ceding power to White House”
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
“Congress looks to reclaim relevance after ceding power to White House”
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
thehill.com
December 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If i didnt know better, I’d say that this was an @theonion.com headline. 🤔
“Congress looks to reclaim relevance after ceding power to White House”
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
“Congress looks to reclaim relevance after ceding power to White House”
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
Truer than you probably realize.
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
December 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Truer than you probably realize.
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Merry Christmas to all the radical left scum, of which I am one…
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Merry Christmas to all the radical left scum, of which I am one…
December 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I do not fear death.
I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
~ Mark Twain
I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
~ Mark Twain
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I do not fear death.
I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
~ Mark Twain
I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
~ Mark Twain
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2025 War Check:
🇻🇪 Venezuela: The "under" is gone. Operation Southern Spear is active; the Navy is already striking narco-vessels. Expect a regime-change push in Q1.
🇮🇷 Iran: Stalemate. After the June air war, it’s all sanctions & shadows.
Watch the Caribbean for fire (and Trump stupidity). 🔥
🇻🇪 Venezuela: The "under" is gone. Operation Southern Spear is active; the Navy is already striking narco-vessels. Expect a regime-change push in Q1.
🇮🇷 Iran: Stalemate. After the June air war, it’s all sanctions & shadows.
Watch the Caribbean for fire (and Trump stupidity). 🔥
December 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
2025 War Check:
🇻🇪 Venezuela: The "under" is gone. Operation Southern Spear is active; the Navy is already striking narco-vessels. Expect a regime-change push in Q1.
🇮🇷 Iran: Stalemate. After the June air war, it’s all sanctions & shadows.
Watch the Caribbean for fire (and Trump stupidity). 🔥
🇻🇪 Venezuela: The "under" is gone. Operation Southern Spear is active; the Navy is already striking narco-vessels. Expect a regime-change push in Q1.
🇮🇷 Iran: Stalemate. After the June air war, it’s all sanctions & shadows.
Watch the Caribbean for fire (and Trump stupidity). 🔥
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I’ve made a copy of the 60 Minutes INSIDE CECOT segment. If Substack takes it down, I’ll put it up on my website. I know there are cleaner copies out there, but I kinda like the punk rock bootlegged version. The link is in my pinned post if you haven’t seen it yet.
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I’ve made a copy of the 60 Minutes INSIDE CECOT segment. If Substack takes it down, I’ll put it up on my website. I know there are cleaner copies out there, but I kinda like the punk rock bootlegged version. The link is in my pinned post if you haven’t seen it yet.
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All of these bootlegged copies of the 60 Minutes segment flooding my feed (saying, ‘Watch it quick! Before it disappears!’) makes me feel like I’m in the Soviet Union and just got some black market foreign newspaper I need to hide under a floorboard in my house.
This is where America is now
This is where America is now
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
All of these bootlegged copies of the 60 Minutes segment flooding my feed (saying, ‘Watch it quick! Before it disappears!’) makes me feel like I’m in the Soviet Union and just got some black market foreign newspaper I need to hide under a floorboard in my house.
This is where America is now
This is where America is now
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This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
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New: archivists have distributed the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss killed. iCloud, Mega, torrent too. Shows won’t be able to keep this episode offline www.404media.co/archivists-p...
Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
www.404media.co
December 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
New: archivists have distributed the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss killed. iCloud, Mega, torrent too. Shows won’t be able to keep this episode offline www.404media.co/archivists-p...
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CBS has become state regime media.
A Message to CBS from MeidasTouch
By Ben Meiselas
www.meidasplus.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
CBS has become state regime media.
This is not a paid advertisement. Subscribe at membership.theonion.com to receive the newspaper and see more print-exclusive content.
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Bari Weiss is killing stories the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
December 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Bari Weiss is killing stories the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
Weird. I’m sure that Dump’s FBI will get to the bottom of it. #EpsteinFiles
apnews.com/article/rele...
Missing files available Friday and no longer accessible by Saturday, included images of paintings depicting nude women, and a photograph inside a drawer of Trump, alongside Epstein, Melania Trump and Epstein’s longtime associate Ghislaine Maxwell.
Missing files available Friday and no longer accessible by Saturday, included images of paintings depicting nude women, and a photograph inside a drawer of Trump, alongside Epstein, Melania Trump and Epstein’s longtime associate Ghislaine Maxwell.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
apnews.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Weird. I’m sure that Dump’s FBI will get to the bottom of it. #EpsteinFiles
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"At least 16 files from Epstein release disappeared from the DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation."
EXPLANATION: The DOJ is engaging in a sloppy, ham-fisted coverup to protect rich pedophiles. That's why the files went missing.
EXPLANATION: The DOJ is engaging in a sloppy, ham-fisted coverup to protect rich pedophiles. That's why the files went missing.
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"At least 16 files from Epstein release disappeared from the DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation."
EXPLANATION: The DOJ is engaging in a sloppy, ham-fisted coverup to protect rich pedophiles. That's why the files went missing.
EXPLANATION: The DOJ is engaging in a sloppy, ham-fisted coverup to protect rich pedophiles. That's why the files went missing.
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Yesterday played out exactly as many expected a cover-up. When 119 pages of grand jury documents are released entirely redacted, that goes far beyond protecting victims’ identities. A court ordered these records released, yet what the public received was effectively nothing.
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Yesterday played out exactly as many expected a cover-up. When 119 pages of grand jury documents are released entirely redacted, that goes far beyond protecting victims’ identities. A court ordered these records released, yet what the public received was effectively nothing.
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
December 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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DOJ broke the law today by refusing to produce all the Epstein files. It also broke the law by redacting information other than to protect victims. Yet, the corporate media is acting that DOJ did us a huge favor.
Now, more than ever, help build independent, pro-democracy media. hubs.ly/Q03CbHTt0
Now, more than ever, help build independent, pro-democracy media. hubs.ly/Q03CbHTt0
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
DOJ broke the law today by refusing to produce all the Epstein files. It also broke the law by redacting information other than to protect victims. Yet, the corporate media is acting that DOJ did us a huge favor.
Now, more than ever, help build independent, pro-democracy media. hubs.ly/Q03CbHTt0
Now, more than ever, help build independent, pro-democracy media. hubs.ly/Q03CbHTt0
I hate to say that I told ya so, but I told ya so. #EpsteinFiles #redacted
REDACTED: The Trump Administration Can't Cover Up The Epstein Files Forever
The best way for Donald Trump to clear his name and escape his relationship with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is to simply release all the files. That didn't happen today. What is he hiding?
open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...
The best way for Donald Trump to clear his name and escape his relationship with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is to simply release all the files. That didn't happen today. What is he hiding?
open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I hate to say that I told ya so, but I told ya so. #EpsteinFiles #redacted
I told ya so. After the “Mueller Report” farce, l lost faith in the system.
We won’t see the #EpsteinFiles anytime soon. And don’t hold your breath on Trump being prosecuted.
“While the Trump administration would not prosecute itself for violating the law…”
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
We won’t see the #EpsteinFiles anytime soon. And don’t hold your breath on Trump being prosecuted.
“While the Trump administration would not prosecute itself for violating the law…”
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
www.forbes.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I told ya so. After the “Mueller Report” farce, l lost faith in the system.
We won’t see the #EpsteinFiles anytime soon. And don’t hold your breath on Trump being prosecuted.
“While the Trump administration would not prosecute itself for violating the law…”
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
We won’t see the #EpsteinFiles anytime soon. And don’t hold your breath on Trump being prosecuted.
“While the Trump administration would not prosecute itself for violating the law…”
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
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Community Does Jack Shit To Make Christmas Better For Town’s Second-Poorest Family https://theonion.com/community-does-jack-shit-to-make-christmas-better-for-towns-second-poorest-family/
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Community Does Jack Shit To Make Christmas Better For Town’s Second-Poorest Family https://theonion.com/community-does-jack-shit-to-make-christmas-better-for-towns-second-poorest-family/
My latest deal is up!
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My latest deal is up!
I’m off from work until January 5th. Cheers, you degenerates! #vacation #WorkSucks #DrinkUp #Christmas #NewYears
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I’m off from work until January 5th. Cheers, you degenerates! #vacation #WorkSucks #DrinkUp #Christmas #NewYears
Hat tip to Mick Foley. #MickFoley
"While I have been concerned about WWE‘s close relationship w/ Donald Trump... especially in light of his [regime's] ongoing cruel and inhumane treatment of immigrants... reading the President’s incredibly cruel comments in the wake of Rob Reiner’s death is the final straw for me."
December 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Hat tip to Mick Foley. #MickFoley