Bocchi the Aussie
@bocchi-the-aussie.bsky.social
Anime fan, computer nerd.
100%. Fish and chip shop burger is best burger.
For all the fancy burger joints in Melbourne, and I do enjoy them, nothing beats a good burger with the lot from the local fish & chip shop.
December 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
100%. Fish and chip shop burger is best burger.
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billions of dollars and everlasting fame to whoever figures out how to stop webpages from loading new elements just as you’re about to click on something
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
billions of dollars and everlasting fame to whoever figures out how to stop webpages from loading new elements just as you’re about to click on something
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you ever see a shitpost so poorly executed, you have to do it yourself to feel better about it?
Anyway: welcome, Japanese artists, to the trash fire.
Anyway: welcome, Japanese artists, to the trash fire.
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
you ever see a shitpost so poorly executed, you have to do it yourself to feel better about it?
Anyway: welcome, Japanese artists, to the trash fire.
Anyway: welcome, Japanese artists, to the trash fire.
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OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR? - Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
good night and good luck to every other parent with small children out there
good night and good luck to every other parent with small children out there
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR? - Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
good night and good luck to every other parent with small children out there
good night and good luck to every other parent with small children out there
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Sometimes all the wisdom and truth in the world can be found on the side of an 18th century Wedgwood teapot;
Health to the sick
Honour to the brave
Success to the lover
And freedom to the slave
Sharing this one again because it's awesome, someone should start reproducing these.
Health to the sick
Honour to the brave
Success to the lover
And freedom to the slave
Sharing this one again because it's awesome, someone should start reproducing these.
December 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Sometimes all the wisdom and truth in the world can be found on the side of an 18th century Wedgwood teapot;
Health to the sick
Honour to the brave
Success to the lover
And freedom to the slave
Sharing this one again because it's awesome, someone should start reproducing these.
Health to the sick
Honour to the brave
Success to the lover
And freedom to the slave
Sharing this one again because it's awesome, someone should start reproducing these.
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Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
Merry Christmas! Everyone go watch the late great Satoshi Kon’s excellent Christmas movie, Tokyo Godfathers.
December 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Merry Christmas! Everyone go watch the late great Satoshi Kon’s excellent Christmas movie, Tokyo Godfathers.
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Merry Christmas. Go read Hogfather.
December 24, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Merry Christmas. Go read Hogfather.
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
![the "stop doing math" meme except it says "STOP DRIVING CARS". the meme reads:
* PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ISOLATED IN CAGES
* YEARS OF CONSTRUCTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for building ONE MORE LANE
* Wanted to travel large distances anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "TRAINS"
* "Yes please give me NO GREENERY. Please give me INFINITE PAVEMENT" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Civil Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the concrete and asphalt we built for them
(This is REAL Civil Infrastructure, done by REAL Civil Engineers):
? [Image of the infamously hideous Breezewood truck stop]
?? [Image of a gigantic mega parking lot with thousands of cars]
??? [Image of the infamous I-405 gridlock photo with tens of thousands of cars not moving]
"Hello I would like [Image of a graph of global surface temperatures] climate please"
They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywbm3iywnhzep3ckt6efhoh7/bafkreihghfkhhhasmr6sn5mj7uxs53v46wu2cns5saeln64grjp3ltfvpm@jpeg)
May 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
Dear everyone who designs a “manage what permissions you give us” form on a website,
If you offer an “accept all” button for what data users allow you to collect from them, have a fucking “reject all” one too.
Love,
Bocchi
If you offer an “accept all” button for what data users allow you to collect from them, have a fucking “reject all” one too.
Love,
Bocchi
December 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Dear everyone who designs a “manage what permissions you give us” form on a website,
If you offer an “accept all” button for what data users allow you to collect from them, have a fucking “reject all” one too.
Love,
Bocchi
If you offer an “accept all” button for what data users allow you to collect from them, have a fucking “reject all” one too.
Love,
Bocchi
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can’t overstate how badly young people have been fucked over by the “digital natives” label. they just don’t get any basic computer skills classes at all, it’s assumed knowledge. the situation is akin to if we abolished English as a subject for the new gen of “native English speakers”
December 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
can’t overstate how badly young people have been fucked over by the “digital natives” label. they just don’t get any basic computer skills classes at all, it’s assumed knowledge. the situation is akin to if we abolished English as a subject for the new gen of “native English speakers”
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
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I like the use of composition in Starship Girl Yamamoto Yohko, but my favourite is when they use Madoka's forehead to frame the scene
December 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I like the use of composition in Starship Girl Yamamoto Yohko, but my favourite is when they use Madoka's forehead to frame the scene
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I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
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Not *once* does Falk break character. The real genius is that he's not even being funny: he's just playing Columbo straight. It's just the absurdity of Columbo in such a place is where all the comedy comes from.
Columbo Roasts Frank Sinatra (1978)
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Lt. Columbo (Peter Falk) Roasts Frank Sinatra (1978)
YouTube video by Ccvanl4
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December 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Not *once* does Falk break character. The real genius is that he's not even being funny: he's just playing Columbo straight. It's just the absurdity of Columbo in such a place is where all the comedy comes from.
Haha wow, things gotta be fucked up if American oil companies are looking at an open invitation to get in on some oil fields the US government are "liberating", and say turning it down.
EXCLUSIVE: The Trump administration is asking U.S. oil companies if they’re interested in returning to Venezuela once Maduro is toppled, per sources familiar with the discussions.
So far, the answer is a hard “no.”
So far, the answer is a hard “no.”
Trump administration asking US oil industry to return to Venezuela — but getting no takers
The administration’s outreach to the industry, previously unreported, is the latest sign the White House is dreaming of a post-Maduro future for Venezuela.
www.politico.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Haha wow, things gotta be fucked up if American oil companies are looking at an open invitation to get in on some oil fields the US government are "liberating", and say turning it down.
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Game designer: After lots of hard work we’re proud to announce we’ve created the Wheel of Saṃsāra from the ancient Buddhist classic Don’t Get Trapped in the Wheel of Saṃsāra
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Game designer: After lots of hard work we’re proud to announce we’ve created the Wheel of Saṃsāra from the ancient Buddhist classic Don’t Get Trapped in the Wheel of Saṃsāra
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December 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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When Firefox "evolves into a modern AI browser", it will also evolve into a browser I used to use.
December 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
When Firefox "evolves into a modern AI browser", it will also evolve into a browser I used to use.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Borrowed with love from Mastodon:
December 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Borrowed with love from Mastodon:
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The only ex prime minister I care to hear from is Harold Holt
Dear John Howard no one gives a fuck what you think.
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The only ex prime minister I care to hear from is Harold Holt
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Could all the American influencers pushing in tandem for more guns in Australian just Fuck. The. Hell. Off. Thank you.
December 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Could all the American influencers pushing in tandem for more guns in Australian just Fuck. The. Hell. Off. Thank you.