JetBoyJetGirl
@booganights.bsky.social
You spoil that dog, you do…
March 3, 2024 at 8:35 PM
You spoil that dog, you do…
Off for the annual idots weekend with @byrdleef.bsky.social
January 12, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Off for the annual idots weekend with @byrdleef.bsky.social
Got RSI from typing at my stupid email job after two days back
January 5, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Got RSI from typing at my stupid email job after two days back
Hi loon! Good to have you here xx
January 5, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Hi loon! Good to have you here xx
All hail the christmas crab
December 3, 2023 at 12:14 AM
All hail the christmas crab
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As that decrepit mire festers into a stinking pit of its own filth, shout out to the tenth anniversary of a true, honest to God, immaculate tweet.
November 21, 2023 at 7:29 PM
As that decrepit mire festers into a stinking pit of its own filth, shout out to the tenth anniversary of a true, honest to God, immaculate tweet.
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I’ve always preferred buying Xmas presents from small artists. If you make or sell something, please drop a link below so I can find you. #FreelanceXmas
November 21, 2023 at 7:44 PM
I’ve always preferred buying Xmas presents from small artists. If you make or sell something, please drop a link below so I can find you. #FreelanceXmas
Gunna pretend this came up on my Facebook memories and ask 16 if he remembers
November 18, 2023 at 7:27 PM
Gunna pretend this came up on my Facebook memories and ask 16 if he remembers
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I sexually identify as this piano
October 28, 2023 at 12:04 PM
I sexually identify as this piano
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If I went to a cabin and there was a single book, I would lock it in a trunk until I was ready to leave. I would not open it, I would not read a single word. Even if it was a normal book and not one bound in human skin. Not taking chances anymore, not after last time
October 23, 2023 at 6:28 PM
If I went to a cabin and there was a single book, I would lock it in a trunk until I was ready to leave. I would not open it, I would not read a single word. Even if it was a normal book and not one bound in human skin. Not taking chances anymore, not after last time
Went to get my bloods done at the psyche ward today and they had art but patients on display. It was all extremely good, a lot of it was very dark and sad and this one…well, this one was delightful
October 20, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Went to get my bloods done at the psyche ward today and they had art but patients on display. It was all extremely good, a lot of it was very dark and sad and this one…well, this one was delightful
Hot fried Oreo’s Batman!
October 14, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Hot fried Oreo’s Batman!
#partygate The level of repressed trauma this has unleashed on my psyche tho lads, be prepared
October 4, 2023 at 7:24 PM
#partygate The level of repressed trauma this has unleashed on my psyche tho lads, be prepared
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social today we’ll be tweeting photos of this big boy bernadoodle who needs a home. His people surrendered him bc he has epilepsy. But his foster loves him and hopes he finds a home.
October 4, 2023 at 5:10 PM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social today we’ll be tweeting photos of this big boy bernadoodle who needs a home. His people surrendered him bc he has epilepsy. But his foster loves him and hopes he finds a home.
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At least we know now. There can be no equivocation, if there ever was previously. Anyone who votes Conservative from this point on, without exception, is the worst kind of stupid dog-fucking lowlife scum. I wouldn’t piss on you if you were being savaged by disgruntled jellyfish.
October 4, 2023 at 5:31 PM
At least we know now. There can be no equivocation, if there ever was previously. Anyone who votes Conservative from this point on, without exception, is the worst kind of stupid dog-fucking lowlife scum. I wouldn’t piss on you if you were being savaged by disgruntled jellyfish.
Watching #partygate and swinging between raging at these over privileged inbetweeners style cunts and sobbing my heart out at our sacrifices…I don’t think my heart can take it
October 4, 2023 at 6:26 PM
Watching #partygate and swinging between raging at these over privileged inbetweeners style cunts and sobbing my heart out at our sacrifices…I don’t think my heart can take it
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I made a card for my father-in-law’s 90th birthday
October 1, 2023 at 5:01 PM
I made a card for my father-in-law’s 90th birthday
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H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu
Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
October 1, 2023 at 5:23 PM
H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu
Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
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A list of what Kermit (the frog) is called in different countries:
10. Kermit (Denmark)
9. Kermit (France)
8. Kermit (Romania)
7. Kermit (Slovakia)
6. Kermit (Italy)
5. Kermit (Canada)
4. Kermit (Iceland)
3. Kermit (the Netherlands)
2. Kermit (Poland)
1. Gustavo (Spain)
10. Kermit (Denmark)
9. Kermit (France)
8. Kermit (Romania)
7. Kermit (Slovakia)
6. Kermit (Italy)
5. Kermit (Canada)
4. Kermit (Iceland)
3. Kermit (the Netherlands)
2. Kermit (Poland)
1. Gustavo (Spain)
October 1, 2023 at 7:17 PM
A list of what Kermit (the frog) is called in different countries:
10. Kermit (Denmark)
9. Kermit (France)
8. Kermit (Romania)
7. Kermit (Slovakia)
6. Kermit (Italy)
5. Kermit (Canada)
4. Kermit (Iceland)
3. Kermit (the Netherlands)
2. Kermit (Poland)
1. Gustavo (Spain)
10. Kermit (Denmark)
9. Kermit (France)
8. Kermit (Romania)
7. Kermit (Slovakia)
6. Kermit (Italy)
5. Kermit (Canada)
4. Kermit (Iceland)
3. Kermit (the Netherlands)
2. Kermit (Poland)
1. Gustavo (Spain)
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me: it doesn’t have a tail so i’m pretty sure it’s a hamster
tech support: okay fine right-click the hamster
tech support: okay fine right-click the hamster
September 26, 2023 at 3:39 PM
me: it doesn’t have a tail so i’m pretty sure it’s a hamster
tech support: okay fine right-click the hamster
tech support: okay fine right-click the hamster
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Of course I'm funny, I have no idea how to process trauma.
September 26, 2023 at 8:37 PM
Of course I'm funny, I have no idea how to process trauma.
Gruff Rhys at @poprecsltd last night. Terrific set, terrific venue, terrific hangover…
September 24, 2023 at 12:36 PM
Gruff Rhys at @poprecsltd last night. Terrific set, terrific venue, terrific hangover…
Don’t be jealous lads
September 23, 2023 at 8:59 AM
Don’t be jealous lads
2 and a half hours later than expected I get home to this joyous dickhead
September 22, 2023 at 9:14 PM
2 and a half hours later than expected I get home to this joyous dickhead