terrible normie
@botvolution.bsky.social
Not being weird in your mentions.
"just for decorate, no practical function"
alt for Occasional bleeping noises: @emult.bsky.social
Also @[email protected]
#NoBridge
"just for decorate, no practical function"
alt for Occasional bleeping noises: @emult.bsky.social
Also @[email protected]
#NoBridge
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"full bodied... robust... excellent mouthfeel" I say to a passing tesco employee as I swill a bourbon biscuit round my mouth before dramatically spitting on the floor
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"full bodied... robust... excellent mouthfeel" I say to a passing tesco employee as I swill a bourbon biscuit round my mouth before dramatically spitting on the floor
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The two deported migrants who made it back to this wretched country should get the Strictly gig
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The two deported migrants who made it back to this wretched country should get the Strictly gig
BBC radio today mostly reporting on its own ritual disembowelling for not showing sufficient obeisance to fascism.
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
BBC radio today mostly reporting on its own ritual disembowelling for not showing sufficient obeisance to fascism.
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men should maintain constant vigilance from me telling them to fuck right off
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
men should maintain constant vigilance from me telling them to fuck right off
Sold some stuff on eBay, lads.
Can afford to get vaccinated against covid for the winter now.
Love my country. LOVE IT.
Can afford to get vaccinated against covid for the winter now.
Love my country. LOVE IT.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Sold some stuff on eBay, lads.
Can afford to get vaccinated against covid for the winter now.
Love my country. LOVE IT.
Can afford to get vaccinated against covid for the winter now.
Love my country. LOVE IT.
Browsing Discover, just to feel something (despair).
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Browsing Discover, just to feel something (despair).
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I can't help occasionally thinking that this govt was elected with a huge majority by a country sick & exhausted from over a decade of corruption, bad faith & "austerity", was handed the opportunity to do something genuinely progressive and transformative for us ... and they've chosen to do *this*
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I can't help occasionally thinking that this govt was elected with a huge majority by a country sick & exhausted from over a decade of corruption, bad faith & "austerity", was handed the opportunity to do something genuinely progressive and transformative for us ... and they've chosen to do *this*
This cunt, and his corporate shitspeak, tells you all you need to know about the depths to which Labour have fallen.
[unpaywalled link (via archive.ph) to Guardian interview by Pippa Crerar with Darren Jones]
archive.ph/wt3SE
[unpaywalled link (via archive.ph) to Guardian interview by Pippa Crerar with Darren Jones]
archive.ph/wt3SE
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
This cunt, and his corporate shitspeak, tells you all you need to know about the depths to which Labour have fallen.
[unpaywalled link (via archive.ph) to Guardian interview by Pippa Crerar with Darren Jones]
archive.ph/wt3SE
[unpaywalled link (via archive.ph) to Guardian interview by Pippa Crerar with Darren Jones]
archive.ph/wt3SE
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Opportunism.
Wes, for his many faults, 'reads the room' well. Unfortunately, he's a slimey bastard with no integrity who is only interested in maintaining or advancing his own position.
He's not to be trusted.
Wes, for his many faults, 'reads the room' well. Unfortunately, he's a slimey bastard with no integrity who is only interested in maintaining or advancing his own position.
He's not to be trusted.
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Opportunism.
Wes, for his many faults, 'reads the room' well. Unfortunately, he's a slimey bastard with no integrity who is only interested in maintaining or advancing his own position.
He's not to be trusted.
Wes, for his many faults, 'reads the room' well. Unfortunately, he's a slimey bastard with no integrity who is only interested in maintaining or advancing his own position.
He's not to be trusted.
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Football Chant Therapy For Men
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
Football Chant Therapy #comedy #football #mentalhealth
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Football Chant Therapy For Men
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
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Everytime I see or hear Wes Streeting I think of this comment from the inimitable Dawn Foster
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Everytime I see or hear Wes Streeting I think of this comment from the inimitable Dawn Foster
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
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This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich
Breaking News: A jury found a man not guilty of assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent in Washington.
Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault
The verdict on a misdemeanor charge came after seven hours of deliberation, and after prosecutors had previously failed to secure a felony indictment.
nyti.ms
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich
Evergreen
Get this twitter shit out of here
November 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Evergreen
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Get this twitter shit out of here
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Get this twitter shit out of here
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Just saw a Pandora xmas advert and it provoked a little moment of nausea.
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Just saw a Pandora xmas advert and it provoked a little moment of nausea.
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My latest (tenuously spooky) Soho Radio show is now available on Mixcloud
www.mixcloud.com/sohoradio/ci...
www.mixcloud.com/sohoradio/ci...
Citizen Helene (30/10/2025)
www.mixcloud.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My latest (tenuously spooky) Soho Radio show is now available on Mixcloud
www.mixcloud.com/sohoradio/ci...
www.mixcloud.com/sohoradio/ci...
Two of my mutuals follow this account. Not sure why.
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Two of my mutuals follow this account. Not sure why.
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Currently drafting a stern email to the head of C4 demanding to know why @soozuk.bsky.social is not presenting their coverage of the Horse of The Year Show.
November 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Currently drafting a stern email to the head of C4 demanding to know why @soozuk.bsky.social is not presenting their coverage of the Horse of The Year Show.
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October 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I'm back on Soho Radio tonight at 10pm (GMT) with two hours of tenuously Hallowe'en-related music 🎃 (It is only Hallowe'en E'en, after all)
Tune in via DAB (London only), the Soho Radio app or online at sohoradio.com
Tune in via DAB (London only), the Soho Radio app or online at sohoradio.com
Home - Soho Radio
Soho Radio is an online radio station broadcasting live from Soho and New York to the world, featuring two channels: Soho & NYC + Culture.
sohoradio.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I'm back on Soho Radio tonight at 10pm (GMT) with two hours of tenuously Hallowe'en-related music 🎃 (It is only Hallowe'en E'en, after all)
Tune in via DAB (London only), the Soho Radio app or online at sohoradio.com
Tune in via DAB (London only), the Soho Radio app or online at sohoradio.com
Every single BBC news report of an offence that I've heard in the past couple of weeks refers to the ethnicity and national status of the offender.
Except when they are white.
Except when they are white.
October 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Every single BBC news report of an offence that I've heard in the past couple of weeks refers to the ethnicity and national status of the offender.
Except when they are white.
Except when they are white.