PowerBottom 5000 (original)
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toast humanoid. she/her
Pinned
me seeing Brits slag off the Brits vs me when the Americans get involved
you know, when I was reading Philip K Dick back in the day, and watching various film versions, I never imagined that other people would want that future
Shabana Mahmood here, and the vibes are not getting better.
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 AM
you know, when I was reading Philip K Dick back in the day, and watching various film versions, I never imagined that other people would want that future
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It's three and a half years since I went to Bilbao on holiday and I've just realised I missed out on the chance to post a photo of my luggage to social media with the caption "Bilbao baggins"
January 20, 2026 at 7:41 AM
It's three and a half years since I went to Bilbao on holiday and I've just realised I missed out on the chance to post a photo of my luggage to social media with the caption "Bilbao baggins"
the guy writing about adhd at unherd comes across like he hates his students for not being what he considers cool (a skateboarder who listens to punk)
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 PM
the guy writing about adhd at unherd comes across like he hates his students for not being what he considers cool (a skateboarder who listens to punk)
Radio 3 Unwind "Refreshing classical music to quieten your mind" is playing the music from Schindler's List
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Radio 3 Unwind "Refreshing classical music to quieten your mind" is playing the music from Schindler's List
we're all just posts in the wind, dude
January 19, 2026 at 12:54 PM
we're all just posts in the wind, dude
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when my mutuals have computery conversations i dont understand that’s a têch-à-têch
January 19, 2026 at 10:43 AM
when my mutuals have computery conversations i dont understand that’s a têch-à-têch
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
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Hey folks! The Goodreads giveaway for GWATF is up and running, with 50 arcs going. Unfortunately USA only as that’s all GR can facilitate but if/when uk arcs appear I’ll try to run a (smaller) one for international readers ❤️
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...
January 19, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Hey folks! The Goodreads giveaway for GWATF is up and running, with 50 arcs going. Unfortunately USA only as that’s all GR can facilitate but if/when uk arcs appear I’ll try to run a (smaller) one for international readers ❤️
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...
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my husband is putting up some art in his office for his new craft area (he's getting back into lamps)
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
my husband is putting up some art in his office for his new craft area (he's getting back into lamps)
that green party rave post has brought together a collection of people each with their own hyperfixation posters madness
January 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
that green party rave post has brought together a collection of people each with their own hyperfixation posters madness
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Yeah, I see the problem: your dungeon is filled with monsters and traps. If you want to attract a woman you need to throw some puzzles in there.
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Yeah, I see the problem: your dungeon is filled with monsters and traps. If you want to attract a woman you need to throw some puzzles in there.
Harriet what are you doing
January 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Harriet what are you doing
me on this app every day
January 14, 2026 at 9:04 AM
me on this app every day
even though UKIP are pretty irrelevant I don't think it says good things about where we are that they feel comfortable going with nazi symbolism
January 13, 2026 at 12:44 PM
even though UKIP are pretty irrelevant I don't think it says good things about where we are that they feel comfortable going with nazi symbolism
but what happens if you apply multiple slurp juices?
Multiple monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis. And AI generated images are complicating the effort to find them.
Monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis and AI is complicating efforts to capture them
Multiple monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis. And AI generated images are complicating the effort to find them.
bit.ly
January 13, 2026 at 8:20 AM
but what happens if you apply multiple slurp juices?
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I haven’t stopped laughing at this since the day it was posted
January 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I haven’t stopped laughing at this since the day it was posted
good news: my sense of smell seems to be returning to its normal state
bad news: my sense of smell seems to be returning to its normal state and now I can smell bad smells again :(
bad news: my sense of smell seems to be returning to its normal state and now I can smell bad smells again :(
January 12, 2026 at 2:20 PM
good news: my sense of smell seems to be returning to its normal state
bad news: my sense of smell seems to be returning to its normal state and now I can smell bad smells again :(
bad news: my sense of smell seems to be returning to its normal state and now I can smell bad smells again :(
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
I've finally started watching Severance
January 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I've finally started watching Severance
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You’re right—swallowing the bird was a half-measure. The bird did eat the spider, as planned, but now you have a bird in you. It reminds you of swallowing the spider to catch the fly. You’re seeing the pattern.
Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?
Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
You’re right—swallowing the bird was a half-measure. The bird did eat the spider, as planned, but now you have a bird in you. It reminds you of swallowing the spider to catch the fly. You’re seeing the pattern.
Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?
Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?
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Look at this absolute slaughter horny ghoul, grandson of celebrity atristo fash, creaming his fashy pants on camera at the prospect of mass murder & taxing the poor into further immiseration for it
Palantirs UK boss rubbing his hands as he talks about countries returning to "business as usual"
Palantir supplies the Israeli military, which has slaughtered tens of thousands of Palestinian kids. Louis Mosley is a merchant of death. But nicely spoken with coiffered hair
Palantir supplies the Israeli military, which has slaughtered tens of thousands of Palestinian kids. Louis Mosley is a merchant of death. But nicely spoken with coiffered hair
January 11, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Look at this absolute slaughter horny ghoul, grandson of celebrity atristo fash, creaming his fashy pants on camera at the prospect of mass murder & taxing the poor into further immiseration for it
This has some of the "this isn't X, it's Y" chatgpt constructions
Lamar wants to have children with his girlfriend. The problem? She’s entirely AI
Lamar wants to have children with his girlfriend. The problem? She’s entirely AI
As synthetic personas become an increasingly normal part of life, meet the people falling for their chatbot lovers
www.theguardian.com
January 11, 2026 at 10:19 AM
This has some of the "this isn't X, it's Y" chatgpt constructions
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Captcha where you have to click on all the jokes before you're allowed to reply to people
January 11, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Captcha where you have to click on all the jokes before you're allowed to reply to people
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Yer son virulently hates people with pronouns but has also specifically gendered his computer chatbot so he can pretend some Python code is a cis girl.
Lamar wants to have children with his girlfriend. The problem? She’s entirely AI
Lamar wants to have children with his girlfriend. The problem? She’s entirely AI
As synthetic personas become an increasingly normal part of life, meet the people falling for their chatbot lovers
www.theguardian.com
January 11, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Yer son virulently hates people with pronouns but has also specifically gendered his computer chatbot so he can pretend some Python code is a cis girl.