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@chaff.bsky.social

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PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 22d

me getting ready to insult rude Americans libs replying to UK posts

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PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 22m

his handle being buildbackwetter has killed me tho

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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 46m

THIS MOMENT DESERVES A BAFTA #CelebrityTraitors

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PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 37m

it's for the kitchen. piss cuisine

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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 44m

what

A Wikipedia article for Curry Shop Shimizu. Hepburn was a restaurant in Tokyo. Owned by Japanese pornographic actor Ken Shimizu, it was infamous for serving faeces flavoured curry

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 22h

all anyone really wants is

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PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 54m

I think that's where I'm leaning tbh. something bright and fresh, like a sparkling glass of piss

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PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 1h

piss restaurant, rip

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Th'Omen @mrmoth.bsky.social · 1h

Pee is stored in the walls.

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PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 1h

I like to bring a disorientating and urine soaked vibe to my decorating style

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Frightchael 🎃 @megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social · 1h

Look lads if it’s darker than this please go to the doctors

PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 1h

trying to pick a yellow but I've inadvertently created a piss chart wall

a white wall with four squares of paint in different yellow shades

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PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 1h

LMAO 💀💀💀

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PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 1h

my husband will be delighted

PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 1h

definitely not going with that one now, it's way too orange for my piss room

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PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 1h

trying to pick a yellow but I've inadvertently created a piss chart wall

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KINDAFREE | IRI @denofsin.bsky.social · 5h

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 5h

everyone on here seems to think that there's just one feature you can add or remove from social media to make people not go insane on here. this belief, i think, is itself a form of madness

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PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 7h

This is going to be ruinous to my typical habit of working at my desk for 8 hours day feeling stressed and then gaming until I fall asleep at 1:30

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PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 7h

Devastated to report that I've had a week off, and had nice walks every day and my mental health is great

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PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 11h

hahah thank you 😊

PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 11h

it is also making me want to play the lego games so badly. i played a load of them on the wii, great times

PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 11h

it's so pleasing to find other people have thought the same thing

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PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 11h

youtu.be/7A1kcCtVlOg?...

John Williams - Theme mash up

YouTube video by OttoSwede

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PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 11h

humming indiana jones to myself and then at some point it became star wars, and I was like has someone done a mashup, and of course they had (with superman and jurassic park too)

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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 12h

Tell me your most unhinged opinion about broken doors.

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PowerBottom 5000 (original) @chaff.bsky.social · 11h

It is a terrible policy. But it's interesting to see which UK citizens some of the people on here think couldn't pass this, and of course, it's never themselves

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