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PowerBottom 5000 (original)
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toast humanoid. she/her
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me seeing Brits slag off the Brits vs me when the Americans get involved
lads I am ill. caught a cold off my husband. this is on top of the back thing that happened last week
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I see we're in for another round of "actually the Europeans are the most racist" from our American posters today
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Here’s my take: Star Wars is for nerds but is at least fun
Star Trek is for insufferable nerds who love the pop culture dialogue scenes from Tarantino movies
Why is there so much Star Wars-star trek discourse rn
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
sean bean pronounced shaun bhaun
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
i love watching a film and then searching it on Reddit to see what nerds with limited social skills and no sense of humour think of it
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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tragic men need to do a bit less asking "grok" to do an epic roast of their friends, and a bit more "cook"(ing) an epic roast for their friends
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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i’ve been sort of peripherally aware of enoch burke for a while but it was only seeing this article that i saw how absolutely batshit insane his whole family is, leading me to discover this incredible paragraph on his family’s wikipedia page
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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This colonial horror is happening now in Denmark.
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Felching
Felching
Bobby's felching
RFK Jr sucks
The cream from a brown ring
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
rfk jr getting the CDC to add a page recommending felching
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
im sorry, but no, leave the crisp sandwich out of this
chip butty, pasty parm, pattie butty... crisp sandwich.... TOAST sandwich which is just toast between other bread..... is the UK OK
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
me and my husband are both very low energy at the moment, as I fell down the stairs and he got a cold, so neither of us can look after the other properly
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
judging inflation by the cost of a junior spesh
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
london chicken shop culture is best represented by the name Ferfect Fried Chicken
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
love this new 'severed hand' print from @sonnyross.bsky.social

it's chilling in my coloured deity area for the mo until I've painted my living room
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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arguing with me about family immigration rules? in THIS economy?
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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laughing again because during a quiz there was a question about a famous pirate and I said to my friend just name any pirate and he panicked and said long bon jovi
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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goth snooker
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
all the little "well we have to be racist otherwise reform will be more racist" labour accounts can chug my piss quite frankly
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
see that shelly "retired American but supposedly born in England and looking at houses in England but England doesn't want more immigrants" has deleted their profile
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM