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Garbage bin full of my garbage
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today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.

RIP to the Eddie Fitz
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform
May 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
WASHINGTON—Promising a glorious future marked by limitless prosperity for the East Asian nation, President Donald Trump outlined a bold vision Tuesday night for a golden age of China. “Under my leader...
theonion.com
March 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Wtf was that wordle nyt?! I literally started putting in random letters till I guessed it right and nearly fell out of my chair when I got it.
March 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Look at my senate minority leader dawg I'm going to a concentration camp
Chuck Schumer's plan appears to largely be "wait for Trump to screw up"
www.semafor.com/article/02/0...
February 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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@proton.me
this is an unfathomably stupid take wtf?? big tech is more monstrous than ever, you don't think they might be sucking his stinky toes cuz he wants to BE the monopoly? im gonna be looking for proton alternatives starting now

theintercept.com/2025/01/28/p...
January 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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What about the updates that give me 28 functions I'll never use while removing the one I found really useful?
January 29, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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I think modern computer software was a mistake and we should go back to our roots of developing for limited hardware.

The same amount of electricity that could power MS-DOS for a year is now used to ask Copilot how to save a Word document to your local Desktop instead of OneDrive.
January 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!
January 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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If BonziBuddy got his dick out, the furry fandom would look completely different today.
January 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Comic art perfection, by Alex Krokus.
January 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Every morning, I first check social media to see if everything's fallen apart before going about my day.
January 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life
January 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Embrace being mediocre and shitty at something, its the only way you'll get better at it.
December 27, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Slop
December 27, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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Bad toxic yaoi: Curly and Jimmy

Good toxic yaoi: The Lamb and Narinder
December 25, 2024 at 1:36 PM