Dr Braap
braap.bsky.social
Dr Braap
@braap.bsky.social
Software dev, rider of motorcycles. Not a real doctor, this is not medical advice. 🗓️ GenX 📍New Jersey
October 16, 2023 at 3:55 AM
Motorcycle ride Lake Tiorati, upstate New York
October 16, 2023 at 3:53 AM
If you zoom in above the seat of my motorcycle you can see NYC downtown New York City.

I am so happy to be so far away from it.

Bear Mountain, New York
October 16, 2023 at 12:17 AM
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Why do motorcycles and mountain bikes cost the same?

youtu.be/BS9ugdl1FZc
Why Motorcycles and Mountain Bikes Cost the Same
Use promo code FORTNINE for 10% off Flying Eyes glasses: https://flyingeyesoptics.com/?ref=FORTNINE Ryan F9 and The D.O.D. finally settle the age old debate...
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October 15, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Self care is sexy. You want to be sexy, yeah?
🌟 Self-Care Reminder 🌟

In the hustle and bustle of life, taking care of yourself is a must! Here are some ways to make self-care a part of your routine:

1. Daily Moments: Dedicate a few minutes each day to something you enjoy, whether it's reading, meditating, or sipping your favorite tea.
October 15, 2023 at 11:05 PM
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Believe it or not, blind people benefit way more from ALT text like "bike on a beach" than "X brand bike, handlebars leaned right, Atlantic ocean, sand softness 6/10, leg on the right, probably skinny chick, 3/10 on the cushion for the pushing scale
October 15, 2023 at 9:38 PM
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Halloween nails 2.0
Pumpkins and eyeballs and skulls, oh my!
October 15, 2023 at 9:17 PM
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Wonder what the ai will think of this?!
October 15, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Motorcycle ride teaser: Seven Lakes Drive, Harriman State Park, New York.

More later if I remember.

This is Lake Askoti. I just acquired a selfie stick and apparently have no idea how to use it without looking like a dumbass, so this is will be the only one that has me in it
October 15, 2023 at 7:06 PM
Why do motorcycles and mountain bikes cost the same?

youtu.be/BS9ugdl1FZc
Why Motorcycles and Mountain Bikes Cost the Same
Use promo code FORTNINE for 10% off Flying Eyes glasses: https://flyingeyesoptics.com/?ref=FORTNINE Ryan F9 and The D.O.D. finally settle the age old debate...
youtu.be
October 15, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Back roads are where it's at!
October 14, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Different strokes for different folks and all that
October 14, 2023 at 2:53 PM
I don't think this opinion is unpopular, so much as people don't want to talk about it out loud for fear that it is unpopular. #justsoftwarethings

juraj.hashnode.dev/unpopular-op...
Unpopular Opinion: It’s harder than ever to be a good software engineer
Working in a startup environment for almost a decade has given me privileged access to a fast-paced culture of innovation, exploration, and a fail-fast approach. I followed the standard progression la...
juraj.hashnode.dev
October 13, 2023 at 3:56 PM
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Goths are finally properly welcomed to the local grocery store
October 13, 2023 at 9:25 AM
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Please reskeet if you:

-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a Jimmy Fallon-related incident.

-think that cops should not give you a speeding ticket if you can make them laugh.

-poke the ground in front of you with a stick before each step to make sure it is not quicksand.
October 12, 2023 at 7:25 PM
It is what it is
October 12, 2023 at 7:58 PM
sus AF
October 12, 2023 at 4:51 PM
Apparently "AI" is fantastically expensive to keep running. Maybe we should try feeding it corn like we do to our cars?
October 11, 2023 at 2:50 PM
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gonna make bluesky terminology even grosser now. Fuck it. “Bro you didnt rejaculate my quote skeet”
October 11, 2023 at 2:19 AM
I don't think this has happened to me more than once, but still I cannot disagree
October 9, 2023 at 11:49 AM
Did more than 700 feet of climbing with my 9 year old yesterday, beat the shit out of both of us
October 9, 2023 at 11:05 AM
Nice poetry pick-me-up for the weekend
mother is great
never been rude
when stranded on island
she become food
October 8, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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Today is the day! Happy #HugYourMainframeDay to all who celebrate.

This year I'm hugging the IBM z16 that's made out of over 250k LEGO bricks! I'm a big fan of this one, and shared more details in a blog post a few months back, enjoy: community.ibm.com/community/us... #IBMz16 #mainframe
October 7, 2023 at 1:58 PM
Some people don't know what would fix them
Three wieners inside me at once would fix me
October 7, 2023 at 2:07 PM