Braden Yoder
@bradencarryoder.bsky.social
Seattle | attempts at humor, use of the Oxford comma, and occasional puppy pics.
FCS title game off the rails. We've lost contain.
January 6, 2026 at 3:41 AM
FCS title game off the rails. We've lost contain.
This FCS title game is exactly why I want my school to drop a level and join this madness. THESE ARE OUR KIND OF PEOPLE, OHIO.
January 6, 2026 at 3:26 AM
This FCS title game is exactly why I want my school to drop a level and join this madness. THESE ARE OUR KIND OF PEOPLE, OHIO.
Broken 2 collar bones in ridiculously stupid ways.
1st I was like 4 or 5 hanging on the edge of the grocery cart and it tipped over onto me.
2nd was 7th grade P.E. class where we were learning wrestling, my brother quite literally SWEPT THE LEG on me while we were engaged, landed on my shoulder.
1st I was like 4 or 5 hanging on the edge of the grocery cart and it tipped over onto me.
2nd was 7th grade P.E. class where we were learning wrestling, my brother quite literally SWEPT THE LEG on me while we were engaged, landed on my shoulder.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Broken 2 collar bones in ridiculously stupid ways.
1st I was like 4 or 5 hanging on the edge of the grocery cart and it tipped over onto me.
2nd was 7th grade P.E. class where we were learning wrestling, my brother quite literally SWEPT THE LEG on me while we were engaged, landed on my shoulder.
1st I was like 4 or 5 hanging on the edge of the grocery cart and it tipped over onto me.
2nd was 7th grade P.E. class where we were learning wrestling, my brother quite literally SWEPT THE LEG on me while we were engaged, landed on my shoulder.
Kinda want the Illinois St Redbirds in the MAC just so people get super confused with them and the Ball State Cardinals.
January 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Kinda want the Illinois St Redbirds in the MAC just so people get super confused with them and the Ball State Cardinals.
All Kubiak has to do is run clock and end this game and he THROWS THE BALL. It's like basic football IQ shit at this point.
January 4, 2026 at 3:33 AM
All Kubiak has to do is run clock and end this game and he THROWS THE BALL. It's like basic football IQ shit at this point.
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the dudes i bought drugs from in high school looked less like they sold drugs than kyle shanahan does
January 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
the dudes i bought drugs from in high school looked less like they sold drugs than kyle shanahan does
What is this dumbass play calling on 1st down?
January 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
What is this dumbass play calling on 1st down?
LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUN THE BALL! CHARBONNETTTTT
January 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUN THE BALL! CHARBONNETTTTT
1st and goal at the freaking 2 and Kubiak/Darnold completely blow it. What the hell was that sequence?
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
1st and goal at the freaking 2 and Kubiak/Darnold completely blow it. What the hell was that sequence?
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I've decided my favorite dynamic of the college football season is that Indiana's quarterback is the most relentlessly positive man alive and Indiana's head coach has never smiled in his life
January 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I've decided my favorite dynamic of the college football season is that Indiana's quarterback is the most relentlessly positive man alive and Indiana's head coach has never smiled in his life
I fear we are going to keep underestimating Indiana until they beat the ever living shit out of everyone and have the title under their belt. Just incredible work by the entire program.
January 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I fear we are going to keep underestimating Indiana until they beat the ever living shit out of everyone and have the title under their belt. Just incredible work by the entire program.
I'm gonna need to see a GIF of that Indiana WR wiping his hands on his lineman's butt after that catch. 😂😂😂
January 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I'm gonna need to see a GIF of that Indiana WR wiping his hands on his lineman's butt after that catch. 😂😂😂
Imagine yourself playing on Tech's defense today. I would be fighting the offense in the locker room after this is over, man.
January 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Imagine yourself playing on Tech's defense today. I would be fighting the offense in the locker room after this is over, man.
Guess all that money can't buy a TD.
(Ducks and runs the other way)
(Ducks and runs the other way)
January 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Guess all that money can't buy a TD.
(Ducks and runs the other way)
(Ducks and runs the other way)
8:10pm PST and the fireworks have started in my neighborhood near Seattle. Fun part is it's so foggy tonight you can't see anything. So glad for those people.
January 1, 2026 at 4:17 AM
8:10pm PST and the fireworks have started in my neighborhood near Seattle. Fun part is it's so foggy tonight you can't see anything. So glad for those people.
Why why why do coaches never call timeouts before the 2 min warning? Day just wasted about 15-20 secs.
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Why why why do coaches never call timeouts before the 2 min warning? Day just wasted about 15-20 secs.
4th & 2 and the color commentator thinks OSU is throwing to someone other than Jeremiah Smith. Cmon man.
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
4th & 2 and the color commentator thinks OSU is throwing to someone other than Jeremiah Smith. Cmon man.
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Jalen Moss goes into the end zone .... and into the cereal bowl.
December 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Jalen Moss goes into the end zone .... and into the cereal bowl.
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Orcas, you know what to do
December 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Orcas, you know what to do
December 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
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Son of poet Robert Frost believe it or not
The actual #1 offensive coordinator hire in the Chicago area today
Chicago State hiring BOBBY BLIZZARD
Chicago State hiring BOBBY BLIZZARD
December 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Son of poet Robert Frost believe it or not
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Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
December 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
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What Trump and Joe Rogan have in common is validating stupid people in their stupidity. Stupidity is actually good now and you don't have to change anything or work to not be stupid.
An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
What Trump and Joe Rogan have in common is validating stupid people in their stupidity. Stupidity is actually good now and you don't have to change anything or work to not be stupid.