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Braden Yoder
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Seattle | attempts at humor, use of the Oxford comma, and occasional puppy pics.
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35 points on 175 1st half yards is fucking diabolical
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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Man Cereal: Stuff your mouth with balls.
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
This is unironically one of my comfort movies and I'm so glad you covered it, Shea.
here is an essay about A Knight’s Tale

this is the most important thing i’ve ever written goodmovie.substack.com/p/a-knights-...
A Knight's Tale
Heath Ledger changes his stars
goodmovie.substack.com
January 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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it’s really important to have publications like People covering this because it’s going to get seen by so many people who don’t consume political media
People Magazine is incredibly clear eyed about ICE being a terrorist organization. I’ll probably buy a subscription because of it:
January 9, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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Amy Klobuchar - a "Senate Democrat" - who is thinking for running for Minnesota's governor (and maybe fancies herself as a Presidential nominee someday) votes for a Trump judicial nominee a day after Trump's ICE murders a woman in her home state.
Alexander Van Hook is confirmed 53-40 to be a District Judge of Western Louisiana. According to @senatepress.bsky.social, the Dems yeas are Dick Durbin (IL), Maggie Hassan (NH), Tim Kaine (VA), Amy Klobuchar (MN), Jeanne Shaheen (NH), and Peter Welch (VT). Angus King (I-ME) was also a yea.
January 8, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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even if this were true, this is not an offense punishable by death at the hands of immigration and customs enforcement (or any other agency, for that matter)
Nehls: I just recommend that people comply with officers' instructions.

Reporter: They did tell her to move her car and she moved her car..
January 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show

AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.

FP: That’s not true

AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
January 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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im sorry i know it sucks but journalists are going to have to be willing to get fired for simply describing what they see happening with their own eyes, you look like fucking morons
"Was the officer struck by the vehicle, as President Trump insists, or did the car pass by or around him?"
If we only had some trusted institution that could adjudicate between competing claims by relying on facts.
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Emily Heller, an eyewitness, is speaking out to set the record straight. Officers were screaming at Renee Nicole Good, “Move, move, move.”

So she moved, and they shot her multiple times? Then Noem and Trump branded her a domestic terrorist. Does everyone see how absolutely insane that sounds?
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Talking Pork Chop Reinvents "The Jewish Question" For 90s Kids
JD Vance: "America has a bit of a Somali problem"
January 8, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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Rally against ICE in downtown Seattle:
January 8, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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NEWS: In a heartbreaking video, after ICE shot and killed a woman in Minneapolis, a woman who was in the same SUV cries out: “They killed my wife. I don’t know what to do."

“We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,” the distraught woman sobs.

www.advocate.com/news/minneso...
Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
“They killed my wife,” the distraught woman says, adding, “They shot her in the head.”
www.advocate.com
January 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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abolish ice is the moderate position to be honest. whichever candidate promises to nuremberg the ice agents has my vote at this point
January 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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The victim of today's ICE shooting in Minneapolis has been identified by her mother as Renee Nicole Good, 37.

www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
Live: Mother identifies woman shot and killed by ICE agent in Minneapolis
Video of the shooting shows an agent firing at a vehicle as it drives toward him. The governor and Minneapolis mayor called for calm after the incident. ICE said the agent acted defensively.
www.startribune.com
January 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.

Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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They will murder you and put the gun in your hand
Kristi Noem accuses the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis of committing an act of "domestic terrorism"
January 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.

Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Howling 😂😂😂
When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend’s new gf came to my house and it turns out I’d stolen her entire living room while she was moving.
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Man remember when AMC was appointment television before streaming took over? For about a 10-15 year span, they were putting out some heaters.

Halt and Catch Fire and The Killing were incredible and those aren't talked about enough.
January 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Happy anniversary gang. I hope this lady shits her pants today.
January 6, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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How the anti sports people on this app see us
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM