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I got a beach home up in Okobo, and a wristwatch that tells me you're not alone.
Trial law.
What is something you were not good at, but have gotten better at over time?
January 13, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Teenage Me to Gwen Stefani, upon hearing the news that her replacement husband is third on this bill
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Anyone else find it funny that credit card user agreements can now be gutted with a tweet but student loans are an ironclad agreement sworn in blood on the souls of your kinfolk?
JPM: Capping APR could "severely reduce access to credit, especially for those who need it most."

There would be "severely negative consequences for consumers....for the economy" and "obviously be bad for us as well."

$JPM
January 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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This cannot be real
Comedy is dead if this is an example of the funniest writing in America
January 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Five reporters on the byline and not one caught the dangling modifier in the headline
The Department of Homeland Security spent an eight figure sum to buy what they believe is a Havana Syndrome device (lol)
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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“.. The whole country will be like — you want to know the truth? It’ll be like Detroit. .. Our whole country will end up being like Detroit if she’s your president.”

- 11/10/24
January 13, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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Oh the second time I get to use this today
January 13, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I play in this bizarre fantasy football league where we start two QBs and our playoffs run during the actual playoffs. Picked Rogers up a few weeks ago to potentially have an extra playoff QB.

I would have gotten more points playing Tyler Shough again.
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Can't wait to see Judge Boasberg's reaction when the Trump DOJ argues it can't bring deportees to Venezuela back for habeas hearings because Trump illegally invaded Venezuela.
BREAKING: In response to Judge Boasberg’s order in the Alien Enemies Act case that DOJ submit a proposal for “facilitating a meaningful opportunity” for those deported under the AEA “to contest their designation and the Proclamation's validity,” DOJ—after getting an extension—provides no proposal.
Notice (Other) – #229 in J.G.G. v. TRUMP (D.D.C., 1:25-cv-00766) – CourtListener.com
NOTICE of Response to Court Order by PAMELA J. BONDI, PETER B. HEGSETH, KRISTI L. NOEM, MARCO A. RUBIO, MADISON SHEAHAN, DONALD J. TRUMP, U.S. DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE, U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURI...
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January 13, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I started up Under the Table and Dreaming within 90 seconds of this post, went through Crash and BTCS, and am now in the overly-crticized Everyday. All because Meg heard some DMB as bumper music.
I knew @hawkeyestate.substack.com would like this post
January 13, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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remembering when aaron rodgers got really into crypto and started styling himself like a guy who sells black market Brain Jacks in a cyberpunk movie
February 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Wonder where he'll end up next year!
BREAKING: Missouri transfer QB Beau Pribula has committed to Virginia, @PeteNakos reports⚔️

https://www.on3.com/news/missouri-transfer-qb-beau-pribula-commits-to-virginia/
January 13, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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I just want to point how THIS is the way you tie economics to the ICE bullshit. Not the way Schumer and Klobuchar and all those other fucking idiots do it with "Trump should be focused on lowering prices" bullshit at the end of statements.
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Just a garden variety Kavanaugh Stop.
ICE kidnap 17-year-old U.S. citizen working at Target then dump him bleeding and crying miles away in a Walmart parking lot… 🤬
January 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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The guy who wrote this book is tired of fans of another conference talking trash to him.
January 12, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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New MAGA hat just dropped.
January 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I agree. Like daily COVID pressers, only for information on the spread of Naziism.
One thing I’d like to see is my senators and governor every day on tv at 5pm holding a press conference with video of every documented abuse that ICE is doing. Curate all of the witnessing we’re doing and show it to the press.
Local parents groups asking if adults can ride school buses to help protect children from ICE after a special ed bus got stopped this morning. Like a Dirty Harry movie except the villain in the federal government.
January 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
This. I don't know how y'all keep such encyclopedic knowledge of charlatans and grifters.
Man, I am super duper online but I just don't know how all of you seem to keep track of so many pundits or online guys. Once again, my TL seems mad at somebody I've never heard of in my life. I dont think I have enough brainpower left in my life to properly sort which online opinion havers are bad?
January 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
[Bill Hicks Voice] ICE brought down by ice? Wow, who saw that coming?
I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle
January 12, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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The instant cheers 😭
I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle
January 12, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Drake Maye be fast
January 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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Yet another scandal that would have ended any other administration.

Trump's salvation is that he's doing a hundred different things that would be huge scandals and impeachable offenses on their own, but pursued together they become a blob of vague criminality that's hard to tack down.
January 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Indiana basketball teams blew two separate 16-point leads over the weekend. #FootballSchool
January 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM