Brian “Cannonball” Phares
@brianphares.bsky.social
Perfectly Cromulent English Teacher/Writer/Hot Dog/Comedian/Girl Dad
the cat is #Frank. the wife is Adrienne. the kid is Josephine
Signing autographs all over #ROC #FoodBlog
the cat is #Frank. the wife is Adrienne. the kid is Josephine
Signing autographs all over #ROC #FoodBlog
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Three Bills have been selected for the Pro Bowl:
QB Josh Allen
RB James Cook
LT Dion Dawkins
Third straight year it has been some combo of those three as initial selections.
QB Josh Allen
RB James Cook
LT Dion Dawkins
Third straight year it has been some combo of those three as initial selections.
December 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Three Bills have been selected for the Pro Bowl:
QB Josh Allen
RB James Cook
LT Dion Dawkins
Third straight year it has been some combo of those three as initial selections.
QB Josh Allen
RB James Cook
LT Dion Dawkins
Third straight year it has been some combo of those three as initial selections.
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a suicide note whose existence and content federal authorities appear to have concealed for years while conspiracy theories about Epstein’s death in their custody raged out of control
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
a suicide note whose existence and content federal authorities appear to have concealed for years while conspiracy theories about Epstein’s death in their custody raged out of control
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No!
Most presidents do not in fact name anything after themselves while they’re in office, because they’re not toddlers who constantly need to be the center of attention.
Most presidents do not in fact name anything after themselves while they’re in office, because they’re not toddlers who constantly need to be the center of attention.
Has any other president named this much stuff after himself?
December 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
No!
Most presidents do not in fact name anything after themselves while they’re in office, because they’re not toddlers who constantly need to be the center of attention.
Most presidents do not in fact name anything after themselves while they’re in office, because they’re not toddlers who constantly need to be the center of attention.
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nothing i can say about these people is crueler than their behavior toward each other
if this was me at a public event mourning my spouse who was violently murdered my kids would either have me committed or never speak to me again
December 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
nothing i can say about these people is crueler than their behavior toward each other
if there’s one thing this administration respects, it’s the letter of the law
WELKER: Why didn't the DOJ meet the Friday deadline to release all the Epstein files?
BLANCHE: It's very simple and very clear. The statute also requires us to protect victims.
BLANCHE: It's very simple and very clear. The statute also requires us to protect victims.
December 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
if there’s one thing this administration respects, it’s the letter of the law
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Two headlines neatly summing up everything that’s wrong with red state politics.
December 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Two headlines neatly summing up everything that’s wrong with red state politics.
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2/ The Danish head of its CDC is like: are you fucking crazy? We are a small country with universal healthcare. You shouldn't do what we do. We should do what you used to do.
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
2/ The Danish head of its CDC is like: are you fucking crazy? We are a small country with universal healthcare. You shouldn't do what we do. We should do what you used to do.
wow no explanation? that’s wild. might have to get Columbo and Jessica Fletcher on this one. what a mystery.
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
wow no explanation? that’s wild. might have to get Columbo and Jessica Fletcher on this one. what a mystery.
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“The unemployment rate is so high because of all the people I personally fired” isn’t the home run defense he thinks it is.
Trump: "I could reduce unemployment to 2%, 1%, or practically zero by just hiring people into the federal government even though those jobs are not necessary"
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“The unemployment rate is so high because of all the people I personally fired” isn’t the home run defense he thinks it is.
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yelling that Trump is doing something "against the law" is meaningless if there are no consequences
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
yelling that Trump is doing something "against the law" is meaningless if there are no consequences
i remember in 2019 my wife and I decided to finally watch the first avatar movie to get context for the disney attractions. we watched about half before saying to each other "i think we get it" and turning it off
With the release of “Avatar: Fire and Ash,” it’s time to return to Pandora, the spectacularly detailed world invented by the director James Cameron. Here’s a guide to catch you up on the developments.
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: What to Remember Before Seeing the New Movie
The newest chapter in the saga of the Na’vi people continues to build their highly detailed world. Here’s a guide to catch you up on the developments.
nyti.ms
December 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i remember in 2019 my wife and I decided to finally watch the first avatar movie to get context for the disney attractions. we watched about half before saying to each other "i think we get it" and turning it off
its cool how any government action that actually helps people takes years to come to fruition but an egomaniac can illegally put his name on a building in less than 24 hours
NEWS: They're adding Trump's name to the Kennedy Center building right now. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
Kennedy Center adds Trump’s name to building
The signage change follows a vote by the board of trustees to rename the performing arts complex the Trump Kennedy Center.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
its cool how any government action that actually helps people takes years to come to fruition but an egomaniac can illegally put his name on a building in less than 24 hours
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It’s my birthday today so you have to share my stupid lil newsletter. That’s the law. www.patreon.com/posts/dingus...
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December 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It’s my birthday today so you have to share my stupid lil newsletter. That’s the law. www.patreon.com/posts/dingus...
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
i’ve mourned the deaths of fictional characters longer than this lady grieved for her husband
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i’ve mourned the deaths of fictional characters longer than this lady grieved for her husband
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he can name everything after himself like DC is his own personal failed casino. it doesn’t matter. the moment he’s outta power it all comes down. i’ll show up with a chisel and pry that shit off the building myself.
December 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
he can name everything after himself like DC is his own personal failed casino. it doesn’t matter. the moment he’s outta power it all comes down. i’ll show up with a chisel and pry that shit off the building myself.
"I was surprised by it" says the guy who one thousand percent demanded it
Q: What's your reaction to the Kennedy Center being renamed the Trump-Kennedy Center?
TRUMP: I was honored by it. The board is most distinguished people in the country. I was surprised by it. I was honored by it. We saved the building.
TRUMP: I was honored by it. The board is most distinguished people in the country. I was surprised by it. I was honored by it. We saved the building.
December 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"I was surprised by it" says the guy who one thousand percent demanded it
america is being controlled by an oligarchy of the smallest, weakest, most insecure men imaginable
Breaking news: The board of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts has voted to rename the storied arts institution the “Trump-Kennedy Center,” according to White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt.
Kennedy Center board votes to rename ‘Trump-Kennedy Center’
Kennedy Center trustees, installed earlier this year by President Trump, have voted to rename the center after him, said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
america is being controlled by an oligarchy of the smallest, weakest, most insecure men imaginable
they literally don’t
RFK Jr: "Doctors across the country now provide needless and irreversible sex rejecting procedures that violate their sacred Hippocratic oaths"
December 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
they literally don’t
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Impeach him the second you get a majority, imo. Let this guy lay it all out.
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says:
"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."
Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says:
"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."
December 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Impeach him the second you get a majority, imo. Let this guy lay it all out.
I weep for future history teachers who are going to have to answer the question “wait, for real?” over and over
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I weep for future history teachers who are going to have to answer the question “wait, for real?” over and over
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This is horrible. Trump and his crew shut down USAID, which has led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people, and they had no idea what they were doing or what would be the consequences. Completely immoral.
(From the VF story on Susan Wiles.)
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...
(From the VF story on Susan Wiles.)
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This is horrible. Trump and his crew shut down USAID, which has led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people, and they had no idea what they were doing or what would be the consequences. Completely immoral.
(From the VF story on Susan Wiles.)
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...
(From the VF story on Susan Wiles.)
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...
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I once heard that you never actually want a second or 3rd cup of coffee each day. You only try to have the first cup again. I think of that a lot when I’m on cup 4.
December 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I once heard that you never actually want a second or 3rd cup of coffee each day. You only try to have the first cup again. I think of that a lot when I’m on cup 4.
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One of my favorite running bits is that Donald Trump over the past decade has repeatedly indicated that he believes stealth aircraft are physically invisible.
Absolutely world-class stupidity. You’ve never met someone this stupid. He’d be the stupidest person in any room you’ve ever been in.
Absolutely world-class stupidity. You’ve never met someone this stupid. He’d be the stupidest person in any room you’ve ever been in.
Trump: "The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. You're going in, you go like this. As soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good. I watched it happening. I watched it go bing bing"
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
One of my favorite running bits is that Donald Trump over the past decade has repeatedly indicated that he believes stealth aircraft are physically invisible.
Absolutely world-class stupidity. You’ve never met someone this stupid. He’d be the stupidest person in any room you’ve ever been in.
Absolutely world-class stupidity. You’ve never met someone this stupid. He’d be the stupidest person in any room you’ve ever been in.