gods perfect idiot
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unfuckable force. bold of you to assume i think
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Saw someone say, "End your friendships with people who are going about life like nothing is wrong." I will never understand people who think that further isolating ourselves from everyday people who don't get it is going to save us. It's not. Your judgment and disdain will not save us.
February 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Saw someone say, "End your friendships with people who are going about life like nothing is wrong." I will never understand people who think that further isolating ourselves from everyday people who don't get it is going to save us. It's not. Your judgment and disdain will not save us.
to the lady on a scooter who yelled “one of these days you guys are gonna get hit” while i was crossing the street after looking both ways, go fuck yourself
February 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
to the lady on a scooter who yelled “one of these days you guys are gonna get hit” while i was crossing the street after looking both ways, go fuck yourself
for all the Horrors, this has been a huge year for haters so far
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
for all the Horrors, this has been a huge year for haters so far
cant be “deinfluenced” when i never bought that much shit in the first place. i am better than everyone else
February 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
cant be “deinfluenced” when i never bought that much shit in the first place. i am better than everyone else
why do i keep dating guys that are really into masayoshi takanaka
February 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
why do i keep dating guys that are really into masayoshi takanaka
killing yourself without me handsome?
January 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
killing yourself without me handsome?
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It's getting harder and harder to be delightful.
January 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It's getting harder and harder to be delightful.
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Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!
January 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!
if anyone wants to know how nonprofits are handling next week, todays office mood could generously be described as “grim”
January 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
if anyone wants to know how nonprofits are handling next week, todays office mood could generously be described as “grim”
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Anita Bryant, gone too late
January 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Anita Bryant, gone too late
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I am almost certainly gay
January 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I am almost certainly gay
the best way to know abt major events in my life is to check whether i made a spotify playlist ab it
January 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
the best way to know abt major events in my life is to check whether i made a spotify playlist ab it
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Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free
January 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free
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if I don't send my friends several posts a day they will start to forget me and I will fade out of existence (I am a figment sustained only by their attention and belief that I am real)
January 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
if I don't send my friends several posts a day they will start to forget me and I will fade out of existence (I am a figment sustained only by their attention and belief that I am real)
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Things seem rough everywhere but at least doctors still haven’t found drinking alcohol to have any negative side effects
January 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Things seem rough everywhere but at least doctors still haven’t found drinking alcohol to have any negative side effects
nothing incites my rage like the washington dulles people movers
January 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
nothing incites my rage like the washington dulles people movers
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X is now Temu 8Chan.
December 31, 2024 at 10:40 PM
X is now Temu 8Chan.
people who look good while running are my worst enemy
December 18, 2024 at 6:40 PM
people who look good while running are my worst enemy
id delete twitter but this app is painfully millennial
December 17, 2024 at 6:46 PM
id delete twitter but this app is painfully millennial
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Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic
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theonion.com/cult-leader-...
December 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic
theonion.com/cult-leader-...
theonion.com/cult-leader-...
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Wet Hot American Psycho, is this anything
December 9, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Wet Hot American Psycho, is this anything
tragically, yoga works
December 3, 2024 at 2:02 AM
tragically, yoga works