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i am a communist
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January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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So a lot of the charges against Maduro are either cocaine importation, which Trump pardoned Hernandez for, or owning machine guns, which is a constitutionally protected right in the US
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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In 2019, Mark Lutter—whose nonprofit received $$$ from the Thiel-backed Emergent Ventures in 2018—said, “we’re putting out a white paper looking at Venezuela…assuming this transfer of power does go thru … And if you u can get charter cities to be part of the conversation,” there is “opportunity…” 1/
The team trying to end poverty by founding well-governed 'charter' cities
"China looked & said, 'Wait, Hong Kong's rich. Taiwan's rich. We're all Chinese. Why are they doing well and we're starving?'"
80000hours.org
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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right yeah any second now i'm sure
Trumps gotta be hours from impeached
January 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
“bluesky isn’t boring, just follow 1,000 people who you have no connection with and just post art”
December 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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merry christmas :(
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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So if anyone is confused by the statement that the Flyers just put out, this is apparently what happened last night. Lmao
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
about to put up unprecedented amounts of screen time at work today
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Everyone knows about Ahmed al-Ahmad, the Syrian Muslim migrant who took down one gunman. Another man, a Middle Eastern refugee, ran into a firefight and kicked the gun away from the other gunman. Police shot him, and bystanders kicked him in the head while he was down, thinking he was the terrorist.
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
as dead as bluesky is twitter is also dead. social media is dead
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Trump’s penis just fell off and it rolled out of his pant leg. Only the penis part
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
darktide is a difficult game
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
wikipedia is awesome bc it got me thinking shit like “turkmenistan vacation?? 🤔🤔”
December 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM