bufels.bsky.social
@bufels.bsky.social
taxi driver told me good afternoon. who goes around saying good afternoon these days. what are we doing here, translating from spanish
March 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
oh thank god, just eat finally added AI features
February 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i’ve learned not to base my happiness on this as he can just tweet that they’re going to make a robot car and it’ll double the stock price, but this is still the only good news in the world right now so i’m gonna latch onto it
Investors are now warning Tesla stock could lose 50% or more of its value this year as it continues to tumble.

Musk is still the wealthiest man in the world but he lost 7 billion today, about 2% of his fortune.
February 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
i wonder why the government didn’t mention in their election campaign about their plans to kill RPZs and hike up military spending
February 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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These 'Stormzy has sold out' stickers are on every McDonald's drive-thru in south London. #BDS #FreePalestine
February 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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can't deal with the fact that 75% of people in ireland support neutrality

desperate to send young irish people off to die on foreign battlefields, and spend money that should pay for irish hospitals and schools on bombs that would destroy them elsewhere
Paywalled article about ending Irish neutrality in a British paper. Absolute freak shit. Fuck off.
February 17, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--[wheezing, dead]
February 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
February 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
how is there going to be 4 years of this hahaha
Asked to respond to people who say he's orchestrating a hostile takeover of government, Elon Musk lies that "a majority of the public voted for President Trump"
February 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I want my money that has been pending since December 10th. Please resolve my case urgently. I am here between life and death. This is a lifeline for me, my children and my family, not a luxury.
Standing by with reluctant support 🫡
February 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Ireland had the opportunity to be an egalitarian republic where the most vulnerable were always protected, and instead we got a partitioned country built for landlords and the corrupt, veiled behind a thin layer of bowls of shamrock and Aran sweaters so tourists don't notice the rot.
February 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
it’s all over when a guardian journalist starts talking about “male” and “female”
February 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
jesus christ man. i guess the country voted in favour of the housing crisis so they’re making the most of it
February 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Me: I got your little nosey, haha. I got your little nosey, Mr. floppy ears. Mr. cutie floppy ears.

My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ
December 16, 2024 at 12:54 AM
January 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
his voice is a fucking jumpscare
Brutal exchange between RFK Jr. and Sen. Bennet:

Bennet: Did you say Lyme disease is a highly likely militarily engineered bioweapon?

Kennedy: I probably did say that.
January 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
strikes me as bad. so for example man city’s team of lawyers can appeal any governance decision up to CAS, and if that also doesn’t go their way they can now add a few more years of appeals to it? sheesh. the governance body would just settle early surely
Fascinating — but interim — finding in a case before the European Court of Justice. The future of CAS as the (forced) court of last resort for teams, players and leagues v FIFA/ UEFA etc might be in trouble. If court agrees with an AG’s opinion, civil courts might be able to challenge CAS decisions
January 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Find yourself someone who looks at you the way the Irish Times looks at the biggest weirdos on the planet
January 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
i really don’t remember people on twitter being so unable to get obvious joke posts. what’s in the air on this app
I cannot say how pleased I am that once this post was disseminated beyond my followers everyone started replying to it as if it was genuine and ignoring the part about living in a vagina for nine months with the drool emoji
Don’t mess with Gen X! 💪💪 We:

- drank from the water hose
- got our butts spanked
- worked two jobs
- spent nine months in a vagina you wouldn’t last 3 seconds in 🤤

We are *not* to be triffled with! 💪💪
January 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
genuinely excited about starting a new budget spreadsheet in 2025. having autism rocks
December 31, 2024 at 7:11 PM
i feel like this guy is obviously playing it up in a jokey way because he’s on a comedy show?
Colin Jost after the SNL audience woo'ed for Luigi Mangione: "Yeah, definitely woo. You're wooing for justice, right?"
December 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM