Burnsieb
@burnsieb.bsky.social
Once again i am here to muse to the void and enthusiastically talk about libraries, nothing else matters anyway.
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My dad loves my Mel shirts so clearly the answer was to get him some cool kid custom art for Christmas.
A Bison for @burnsieb.bsky.social !!!🦬
Was commissioned to draw her Dad’s favorite animal as a Christmas gift, so I obviously said yes. So cool to meet and make art for people by just drawing weird stuff for a podcast.
Was commissioned to draw her Dad’s favorite animal as a Christmas gift, so I obviously said yes. So cool to meet and make art for people by just drawing weird stuff for a podcast.
January 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM
My dad loves my Mel shirts so clearly the answer was to get him some cool kid custom art for Christmas.
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
it's the big day
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They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises
Y’all ever deal with someone who has such strong vitriol in their heart you’re like “yeah no we’re done for today”
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Y’all ever deal with someone who has such strong vitriol in their heart you’re like “yeah no we’re done for today”
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it do be like that sometimes
January 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
it do be like that sometimes
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Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
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baby beluga swam so wild and swam so free that now he’s leading a liberation army. he grew up and he has a rocket launcher now.
they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
January 9, 2026 at 7:54 PM
baby beluga swam so wild and swam so free that now he’s leading a liberation army. he grew up and he has a rocket launcher now.
Love starting a day after the wind says “no you don’t get to sleep” 🫠
January 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Love starting a day after the wind says “no you don’t get to sleep” 🫠
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big day for redacted thoughts
January 8, 2026 at 4:07 AM
big day for redacted thoughts
Insomnia is dumb bc one night your brain will literally not turn off until 2am and you just lowkey live in worry about it happening again the following night
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Insomnia is dumb bc one night your brain will literally not turn off until 2am and you just lowkey live in worry about it happening again the following night
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
Dreams you have about people you know irl are weird. Like am i supposed to message them that someone was being mean about them online in the stupidest way possible in not the real world or what?
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Dreams you have about people you know irl are weird. Like am i supposed to message them that someone was being mean about them online in the stupidest way possible in not the real world or what?
My brain really needs to calm the fuck down bc what do you mean it spits out “social graces of a platypus” right out of the blue.
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
My brain really needs to calm the fuck down bc what do you mean it spits out “social graces of a platypus” right out of the blue.
Today feels like a good bake bread day
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Today feels like a good bake bread day
Ah yes, anxious and ill slept a fantastic double whammy 🙃
December 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Ah yes, anxious and ill slept a fantastic double whammy 🙃
Is your bar cool or is it plays Star Wars cool
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Is your bar cool or is it plays Star Wars cool
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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It's not that I don't think a celebrity should be called "Mr. Beast" it's just that I think he should have to be a professional wrestler or circus performer as is the natural way of things.
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's not that I don't think a celebrity should be called "Mr. Beast" it's just that I think he should have to be a professional wrestler or circus performer as is the natural way of things.
May your christmas not include being told about crime rates that don’t exist, being told how fucked you are for entering a state pension job “2 years too late” and that you will probably have planter facitis and never wear sandals again at age 40. 🫠🫠🫠
So whats my odds of finding someone to fake date next holiday season so i can escape a family Christmas of “why everything sucks and is out to get me specifically heres why”
December 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
May your christmas not include being told about crime rates that don’t exist, being told how fucked you are for entering a state pension job “2 years too late” and that you will probably have planter facitis and never wear sandals again at age 40. 🫠🫠🫠
So whats my odds of finding someone to fake date next holiday season so i can escape a family Christmas of “why everything sucks and is out to get me specifically heres why”
December 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
So whats my odds of finding someone to fake date next holiday season so i can escape a family Christmas of “why everything sucks and is out to get me specifically heres why”
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Time to watch my fave Christmas movie
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Time to watch my fave Christmas movie