Burnsieb
@burnsieb.bsky.social
Once again i am here to muse to the void and enthusiastically talk about libraries, nothing else matters anyway.
Yeah, it’s called public libraries…
February 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Yeah, it’s called public libraries…
Whoops we’re flirting with everyone at the tiefling party again
February 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Whoops we’re flirting with everyone at the tiefling party again
Maybe a malt will fix it.
February 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Maybe a malt will fix it.
We love to feel like our sanity is slowly draining away
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
We love to feel like our sanity is slowly draining away
As someone who had a guy friend in grade school that would kiss pictures of me and tell everyone that we were gonna get married one day i would say let’s not.
February 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
As someone who had a guy friend in grade school that would kiss pictures of me and tell everyone that we were gonna get married one day i would say let’s not.
Did anyone else’s student council sell carnations that was a basically a popularity contest veiled as a fundraiser or was that just my soul crushing sadness.
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Did anyone else’s student council sell carnations that was a basically a popularity contest veiled as a fundraiser or was that just my soul crushing sadness.
Taking my breaks outside when its a balmy 47 might not fix me but it does help something.
February 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Taking my breaks outside when its a balmy 47 might not fix me but it does help something.
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
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Ok aside from the fact that this banger of a halftime show is going to give the right wing a collective heart attack, which is fucking awesome, how about the technical wizardry that went into that one camera take through the hedge maze
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Ok aside from the fact that this banger of a halftime show is going to give the right wing a collective heart attack, which is fucking awesome, how about the technical wizardry that went into that one camera take through the hedge maze
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Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
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Hated everything about that Dunkin ad
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Hated everything about that Dunkin ad
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Ashamed I have not included a screenshot.
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Ashamed I have not included a screenshot.
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the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
Watching the US Women’s hockey game and was suddenly, jarringly reminded of a coworker that was obsessed with the idea that kids needed to watch movies like “miracle on ice” and “Bridge of spies” in schools so they could know what the cold war “was really like”
February 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Watching the US Women’s hockey game and was suddenly, jarringly reminded of a coworker that was obsessed with the idea that kids needed to watch movies like “miracle on ice” and “Bridge of spies” in schools so they could know what the cold war “was really like”
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What if i have a milkshake for lunch
February 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
What if i have a milkshake for lunch
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Someone convince that wet meat sack people actually like me
I am once again asking my brain to calm the fuck down
February 7, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Someone convince that wet meat sack people actually like me
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if only italy had a strong tradition of iconic visual art in like ten separate eras to draw on. they could have been doing that instead of pouring slurry from the big slop machine into our eyes for the zillionth time. damn too bad too bad
February 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
if only italy had a strong tradition of iconic visual art in like ten separate eras to draw on. they could have been doing that instead of pouring slurry from the big slop machine into our eyes for the zillionth time. damn too bad too bad
I am once again asking my brain to calm the fuck down
February 7, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I am once again asking my brain to calm the fuck down
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to be human is to suck shit at art for at least a little while
February 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
to be human is to suck shit at art for at least a little while
Started reading Wuthering Heights for fun and gang…. I do not like it.
February 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Started reading Wuthering Heights for fun and gang…. I do not like it.
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Tony Dokoupil won't see your Whiskey Friday jokes. But your friends who just want to relax after a hard week on a set that falsely claims to be sponsored by Jack Daniels will.
February 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Tony Dokoupil won't see your Whiskey Friday jokes. But your friends who just want to relax after a hard week on a set that falsely claims to be sponsored by Jack Daniels will.