Hanging out by the defibrillator just in case
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hanging out by the defibrillator just in case
Happy are my bones today
I am a worm and life is dirt
Green are the leaves, bent bees knees
Give me some pants
And give me a shirt
I am a worm and life is dirt
Green are the leaves, bent bees knees
Give me some pants
And give me a shirt
May 17, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Happy are my bones today
I am a worm and life is dirt
Green are the leaves, bent bees knees
Give me some pants
And give me a shirt
I am a worm and life is dirt
Green are the leaves, bent bees knees
Give me some pants
And give me a shirt
and now the 8pm news and weather with Chint Fuckley
April 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
and now the 8pm news and weather with Chint Fuckley
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I bet the first time a pirate said “Ahoy there,” the mateys went berserk
February 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I bet the first time a pirate said “Ahoy there,” the mateys went berserk
I took a nice picture in Liverpool that had a couple in it. I asked them if they wanted me to send it to them and the immediate reaction is that it was a scam of some sort. I didn't scam ye, nice couple. Not yet
February 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I took a nice picture in Liverpool that had a couple in it. I asked them if they wanted me to send it to them and the immediate reaction is that it was a scam of some sort. I didn't scam ye, nice couple. Not yet
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ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose
January 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose
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be safe in hurricane tortilla everyone #stormeowyn
January 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
be safe in hurricane tortilla everyone #stormeowyn
In fairness to being nearly 30 it gives you a fair idea of what it's like being 29 in a few months. But in the future
January 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
In fairness to being nearly 30 it gives you a fair idea of what it's like being 29 in a few months. But in the future
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My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door
January 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door
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digging a small tunnel to eat carrots while they're still in da ground
January 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
digging a small tunnel to eat carrots while they're still in da ground
a day for beansing toast
January 6, 2025 at 10:54 AM
a day for beansing toast
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WATSON: I say, Holmes, and what of this bit of cigar ash on the banister? Does it come by some distinctive provenance, by chance?
ME: (still not revealing I got time traveled here from a "Shitty Hats" costume party) No this looks fucked up for sure.
ME: (still not revealing I got time traveled here from a "Shitty Hats" costume party) No this looks fucked up for sure.
December 31, 2024 at 5:17 AM
WATSON: I say, Holmes, and what of this bit of cigar ash on the banister? Does it come by some distinctive provenance, by chance?
ME: (still not revealing I got time traveled here from a "Shitty Hats" costume party) No this looks fucked up for sure.
ME: (still not revealing I got time traveled here from a "Shitty Hats" costume party) No this looks fucked up for sure.
good news. you are no longer limited to "fight" or "flight". you have unlocked the 3rd option: "piss"
December 30, 2024 at 2:20 PM
good news. you are no longer limited to "fight" or "flight". you have unlocked the 3rd option: "piss"
Elon muck can "suck" a "dick"
Elon Musk is "some kind of genius" and centrists should "give him a chance", says Trevor Philips, who dismisses Musk's relentless promotion of far-right conspiracy theories, which helped to whip up riots on our streets just a few months ago, as being mere "bad manners" that should be tolerated.
December 28, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Elon muck can "suck" a "dick"
Bad news guys. The wife caught me playing milf scrabble on-line
December 28, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Bad news guys. The wife caught me playing milf scrabble on-line
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INFOMERCIAL: Has This Ever Been You? [video of a huge moron idiot struggling to complete everyday tasks]
ME: oh my god yeah
ME: oh my god yeah
November 18, 2024 at 9:10 PM
INFOMERCIAL: Has This Ever Been You? [video of a huge moron idiot struggling to complete everyday tasks]
ME: oh my god yeah
ME: oh my god yeah