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C_alcite @c0alcite.bsky.social · Nov 15
Doing this again bc not a soul saw it the first time
Follow me if you like (I follow back)
- Videogames (specifically Ultrakill, Risk of Rain, Nuclear Throne, and many others besides
- Bugs
- Space
- Art
- Furry art
- Robotics
- Books (NOT romantasy slop)
- Music
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Pale Teenage Psychic Collapses With Nosebleed After Trying To Jerk Self Off With Power Of Mind
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Pale Teenage Psychic Collapses With Nosebleed After Trying To Jerk Self Off With Power Of Mind
March 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
c0alcite.bsky.social
March 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
c0alcite.bsky.social
WORLDBUILDING HACK FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE TERRIBLE AT NAMING SHIT (like me):
Take a 1-3 word phrase that roughly describes the thing you’re trying to name and translate it into Finnish
Spider people: Hämähäkkiihmisiä
Stone spirit: Kivinenhenki
March 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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3nomore.bsky.social
March 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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mahoukarp.com
by the coral reef 🪸
illustration of some seacreatures first image is a shark on a swing with a coral branch holding it second is a round seal inside a giant clam followed by a jellyfish, hermit crab, sea turtle, nudibranch, garden eels, and ray
March 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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laurenwalshart.bsky.social
Nah dude get the fuck out of here. This is our site. Stay on twitter with the rest of the filth.
March 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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matiashannecke.bsky.social
March 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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bun0nthemoon.bsky.social
omg😭
March 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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bun0nthemoon.bsky.social
The 12-inch Valeria plush will be up for pre-orders soon!
On 3/15/2025 UTC - 5 12:00 Pm!
There will be a two-week time limit, and the preorder will be closed
March 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man thinks to himself "if only there was some way to combine my twin passions of Jazz and Hentai." A lightbulb appears apbove his head and he becomes inordinately excited. We smash cut to him at the bar looking dishevelled. He laments to another patron "and that's how I lost all my money developing Bebop-Chan, the erotic Jazz Vtuber." The other patron says "damn bro, you're making me feel better about losing all my shit on Bitcoin."
March 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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krassenstein.bsky.social
March 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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youranonnews.bsky.social
Have FUN!!!!!
#Anonymous
March 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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rejectedspacecat.bsky.social
March 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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inchywerm.bsky.social
where are my invertebrate lovers? 🐛🐞🐜🦂

#bugsky #bug #invertebrates #entomology #art
colorful digital illustration of several invertebrates (a scorpion, a beetle, a worm, a fly, a lantern fly, an inchworm, a treehopper, and a moth) surrounding the words “love the unloved”
February 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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krassenstein.bsky.social
People on X are calling for AOC's arrest for posting this.... so I am posting it everywhere!
February 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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cianaodh.bsky.social
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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razzball.bsky.social
Hell yea
January 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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hard-drive.net
Every US President Ranked by K/D Ratio

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Every US President Ranked by K/D Ratio
There are many qualities by which you can measure a president: age, socio-economic impact, frequency of gaffes; but little has been written of the one…
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January 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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sarahmackattack.bsky.social
Good morning, please have a nice bug.

#invertebrates #BugADay #Bugsky
a spider stands on a plant stem with floofy green... i don't even know what the hell they are... spiky plant blobs over the spider. It kinda looks like it's prom night and he's going stag to prom, and is under decorations where they do "prom pose". He's looking off into the distance facing the camera.
January 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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blacksuppository.bsky.social
Isopob
a person 's hand is reaching out to touch a jellyfish
Alt: A hand is reaching out to touch an isopod
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
I fear there is deep truth here.
January 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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theonion.com
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
theonion.com
January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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bitshammer.bsky.social
January 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM