Jimmy Beaver
@cactusdoink.bsky.social
When I need a palindrome, I reach for Xanax
October 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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When journalism was cool. And risked everything to challenge power.
September 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
When journalism was cool. And risked everything to challenge power.
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
I don’t have TDS, I just hate the MFer
June 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I don’t have TDS, I just hate the MFer
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What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
April 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
Are we great again yet is the new I told you so.
April 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Are we great again yet is the new I told you so.
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Someone explain to me why it's illegal to give an old lady a bottle of water as she's waiting on line for hours in the sun to vote, but it's totally cool for an ultra-billionaire to bribe voters with million dollar checks in Wisconsin.
March 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Someone explain to me why it's illegal to give an old lady a bottle of water as she's waiting on line for hours in the sun to vote, but it's totally cool for an ultra-billionaire to bribe voters with million dollar checks in Wisconsin.
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Trump agenda for April
1) Crash the world economy with tariffs
2) Wreck NATO by annexing Greenland
3) End 1st and 5th amendment rights for immigrants
4) Welcome measles to toughen the species
5) Pardon financial criminals
6) Help Putin smash Ukraine
7) More memecoins!
1) Crash the world economy with tariffs
2) Wreck NATO by annexing Greenland
3) End 1st and 5th amendment rights for immigrants
4) Welcome measles to toughen the species
5) Pardon financial criminals
6) Help Putin smash Ukraine
7) More memecoins!
March 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Trump agenda for April
1) Crash the world economy with tariffs
2) Wreck NATO by annexing Greenland
3) End 1st and 5th amendment rights for immigrants
4) Welcome measles to toughen the species
5) Pardon financial criminals
6) Help Putin smash Ukraine
7) More memecoins!
1) Crash the world economy with tariffs
2) Wreck NATO by annexing Greenland
3) End 1st and 5th amendment rights for immigrants
4) Welcome measles to toughen the species
5) Pardon financial criminals
6) Help Putin smash Ukraine
7) More memecoins!
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Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?
March 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?
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Elon Musk’s penis rocket and exploding car companies have been given $38 billion in government funding, but he’s cutting funding for children’s cancer research, gutting the VA’s suicide prevention hotline and letting palettes of desperately needed food expire because it’s “wasteful spending.”
February 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Elon Musk’s penis rocket and exploding car companies have been given $38 billion in government funding, but he’s cutting funding for children’s cancer research, gutting the VA’s suicide prevention hotline and letting palettes of desperately needed food expire because it’s “wasteful spending.”
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Musk reportedly spent $40M on #Superbowl ads calling #USAID wasteful. Here’s how we would’ve spent that $$:
🏈Purchased HIV treatment from U.S. pharma companies to keep 1M pp alive for 1 year. Tell Congress to youtu.be/PqUESHfuO_8 #saveforeignaid and #standwithUSAID
🏈Purchased HIV treatment from U.S. pharma companies to keep 1M pp alive for 1 year. Tell Congress to youtu.be/PqUESHfuO_8 #saveforeignaid and #standwithUSAID
youtu.be
February 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Musk reportedly spent $40M on #Superbowl ads calling #USAID wasteful. Here’s how we would’ve spent that $$:
🏈Purchased HIV treatment from U.S. pharma companies to keep 1M pp alive for 1 year. Tell Congress to youtu.be/PqUESHfuO_8 #saveforeignaid and #standwithUSAID
🏈Purchased HIV treatment from U.S. pharma companies to keep 1M pp alive for 1 year. Tell Congress to youtu.be/PqUESHfuO_8 #saveforeignaid and #standwithUSAID
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Representation without taxation for a handful of billionaires, taxation without representation for the rest of us.
February 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Representation without taxation for a handful of billionaires, taxation without representation for the rest of us.
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This. Times infinity.
It’s not about debt or efficiency.
It’s not about debt or efficiency.
The same Republicans saying we have to cut all these programs because the debt is out of control are going to enthusiastically back Trump’s trillions in tax cuts for the rich that will explode the debt (again)
February 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This. Times infinity.
It’s not about debt or efficiency.
It’s not about debt or efficiency.
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USAID has its flaws, like any govt agency, & they shud be fixed. But it's the backbone of US "soft power", helping billions with hunger, HIV, disaster relief & more. It also makes up a small % of our GDP compared to others. Weakening it only paves the way for China to expand its global influence
February 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
USAID has its flaws, like any govt agency, & they shud be fixed. But it's the backbone of US "soft power", helping billions with hunger, HIV, disaster relief & more. It also makes up a small % of our GDP compared to others. Weakening it only paves the way for China to expand its global influence
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I thought this manner of determining conflicts of interest applied only to Justices of the U.S. Supreme Court.
The White House said Elon Musk will determine if there are conflicts of interest between his work reviewing federal spending and his overlapping empire of six companies
White House Says Musk Will Police His Own Conflicts of Interest
The White House said Elon Musk, the billionaire leading President Donald Trump’s government cost-cutting efforts, will determine if there are conflicts of interest between his work reviewing federal s...
www.bloomberg.com
February 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I thought this manner of determining conflicts of interest applied only to Justices of the U.S. Supreme Court.
You can’t spell FELON without ELON
February 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
You can’t spell FELON without ELON
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Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇
January 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇
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. @jahimes.bsky.social makes the case that when Donald Trump says something outrageous to get attention, it's because there's something else going on that he doesn't want to get attention.
January 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
. @jahimes.bsky.social makes the case that when Donald Trump says something outrageous to get attention, it's because there's something else going on that he doesn't want to get attention.
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It’s late 1934 and an American automobile magnate is supporting the German fascist party.
It’s late 2024 and an ‘American’ ‘automobile’ magnate is supporting the German fascist party. www.politico.eu/article/elon...
It’s late 2024 and an ‘American’ ‘automobile’ magnate is supporting the German fascist party. www.politico.eu/article/elon...
Backlash builds as Elon Musk endorses Germany’s far right
“Only the AfD can save Germany,” said the key Donald Trump ally.
www.politico.eu
December 20, 2024 at 3:37 PM
It’s late 1934 and an American automobile magnate is supporting the German fascist party.
It’s late 2024 and an ‘American’ ‘automobile’ magnate is supporting the German fascist party. www.politico.eu/article/elon...
It’s late 2024 and an ‘American’ ‘automobile’ magnate is supporting the German fascist party. www.politico.eu/article/elon...
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They want us to memory hole tearing down the American flag to fly Trump’s.
January 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
They want us to memory hole tearing down the American flag to fly Trump’s.
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Someone with 34 prior felonies is about to become president
January 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Someone with 34 prior felonies is about to become president
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1974’s Washington Post:
“We must do everything possible to expose the corrupt president.”
2025’s Washington Post:
“We must do everything possible to flatter the corrupt president.”
“We must do everything possible to expose the corrupt president.”
2025’s Washington Post:
“We must do everything possible to flatter the corrupt president.”
January 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
1974’s Washington Post:
“We must do everything possible to expose the corrupt president.”
2025’s Washington Post:
“We must do everything possible to flatter the corrupt president.”
“We must do everything possible to expose the corrupt president.”
2025’s Washington Post:
“We must do everything possible to flatter the corrupt president.”