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🪓🍁Caffeinated Hag🍁🪓
@caffeine-hag.bsky.social
I really enjoy coffee~

I occasionally do illustrations

Dwarf Fortress fan, DnD enthusiast, crafter, and parent🤸‍♀️ She/Her/Hag

We stan furries here ~

✨No AI/NFT/Crypto✨
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Sure is beautiful out there right now.
December 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Traveling down Long Lane, Aughton, Lancs, rather quickly on the way to meet family in Southport., @ 13.53 when I noticed a single CATTLE EGRET standing alone in the middle of a field looking a bit lonely was a bit of a surprise! No time to stop unfortunately!
#UKBirding #Lancsbirding
Pic 2wk old DB
December 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Ho boy! We're in SE Michigan & have lots of weather warnings for ice. It's 7:30 am & hoomom didn't pay enough attention & just about slid off the porch when she went outside. Really need to pay attention pals. Super dangerous right now. Love & hugs. Be safe. Please ❄️❄️💙❄️❄️
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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remember when we all tried to migrate to mastodon that one time and then the people there were really preachy and hostile to us? that's some of you here right now
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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2025 has been a rough decade.
an elderly woman in a green shirt says it 's been 84 years ...
ALT: an elderly woman in a green shirt says it 's been 84 years ...
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Strawberry Fields forever
Fall color on strawberry plant.
#macromonday #minimalmonday #minimalism #strawberry #gardening #digitalart #autuumn
December 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Ayyyooooo- end of year wrap up here and I'm over the moon I was able to complete this before 2026! I give you my Gorgon Girlie~ She's extra Girlie Pop because I couldn't bring myself to draw the scales by hand so I used a glitter brush and smudge effect to make scales. ✨ Let my girlie pop off~
December 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Trump is going to mess around and start a war with a country bigger than the United States of America and it won't end well.
December 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas.

It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
CANCELLED 60 MINUTES CECOT DOC
YouTube video by eoin higgins
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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ohhh it does look like he's in a giant blender. ppl kept saying he's *in* the slop blender but i meant for him to be on the ledge of a hole that *contains* the slop blender which is, yknow, the blades
Option B: It opens on Goofy and the slop blender in one panel, then cuts to Mickey's reply in the second panel.
December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My kids lost another tooth! And I know I've posted this before but for anyone who doesn't know the context: my son decided tooth fairies are only for girls (he believes in the grisly kind) so my husband came up with Tooth Frogs for boys.
December 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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If you live in the U.S., PROTEST NOW

☑️NO NEW WARS
☑️No ICE
☑️No corruption
☑️No tax breaks for wealthy and corporations
☑️No more limits on Constitutional rights
☑️No voter disenfranchisement

REPOST to amplify your voice

E P S T E I N
F I L E S
T R A N S P A R E N C Y

Vote Blue to heal our democracy💙
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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This is MTG's bill, so spare me her redemption arc.
The House passed legislation today that would charge doctors with a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison for providing transition-related care to minors.

Rep. Sarah McBride strongly condemned the legislation in rare personal remarks ahead of the vote.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
House passes bill to criminalize transition care for minors
The House passed legislation today that would charge doctors with a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison for providing transition-related medical care
www.nbcnews.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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everyone invest more in human artists now
December 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Home made Mac and cheese requires mustard and I will not elaborate or tolerate disagreements
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Dear artist, pray that your art doesn't reach beyond its intended audience. It's kinda lame.
December 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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We need to know who keeps ordering all this snow. You're not in trouble, we just need to know for, uh... for our records. ❄️
December 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Art vs Artist 2025 :)
December 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ya girls attempting some witch craft once again (I want to make socks).
December 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This turd outliving my mom's never going to not piss me off- however, this is meme-able af and I cannot wait to see what the internet does with this.
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It's 6°F where I am today. Bout time we actually had cold weather ~ I already have the greenhouse ready for the cats!
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Snow Buntings fight over grain in the fields of Linwood, Ontario.
#birds
#birding
#birdphotography
#nature
#52frames_nature
#52frames
#photography
December 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Crows actually have been known to do this in real life, so even if that video is AI, the behavior is real and i think that’s near youtu.be/1WupH8oyrAo?...
Crow skiing down a roof
YouTube video by Niko Niko
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM