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He / Him / Dammit
January 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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There's some misinformation about Black people not being at Trump's New Year's Eve party at Mar-a-Lago where people are saying that none were present. This simply isn't true. There were in fact Black persons at the event.

They were serving the food.
January 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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"Ignore my mother’s marriage advice. Especially if it involves a not-so-distant relation or anyone in the clergy."
A Jane Austen Heroine’s New Year’s Resolutions
1. Learn to play the pianoforte moderately well. Stick to duets. 2. Stop taking long walks in the rain while underdressed. 3. Throw out...
buff.ly
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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"Would you like some toast? Some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast. No? How about a muffin then? Nothing? You know the last time you had toast. 18 days ago. I mean what's the point in buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast. This is my job. This is cruel, just cruel."
Also, this just in -> the latest bizarre AI fever dream is AI-controlled trivets, staplers, and coffee cups on wheels. So we'll be chased around by inanimate wheeled objects clamoring for our attention.
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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The USAF reportedly shot down an aircraft over Venezuela. Reports state that it was powered by "multiple antlered propulsion units". DOD says the aircraft was operating without a transponder or flight plan and carrying a large quantity of suspicious packages while engaged in "seasonal trafficking".
December 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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here's my 2026 bingo card
December 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Your daily Dorothy Parker
December 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Breaking: Trump announces the not island nation of Venezuela is surrounded by an armada.
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*

ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin

DETECTIVE:

ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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A second Pacific cold front will cross the Pacific Northwest Wednesday followed by another atmospheric river event. These will mean additional periods of gusty winds, mountain snow, and heavy to excessive rainfall with a renewed flooding threat. Make sure to check weather.gov for the latest.
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Yes, because markets are efficient!
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Josh Marshall: "I don't think the tech boys have much sense that politics shifts both ways, that what happened in the winter of 2024/25 wasn't permanent. Indeed, it didn’t last through 2025."
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/are-t...
Are the Broligarchs Ready to Be on the Downward Turn of the Wheel?
Today, I want to share some additional thoughts with you on this...
talkingpointsmemo.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
December 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Donald Trump does not understand that America’s food system hangs on a single mineral in Saskatchewan.
#potash #tariffs #cdnpoli #farming #agbiz

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMTk...
The Dirty Politics of Donald Trump's Potash Tariffs
YouTube video by Tod Maffin
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM