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God if the outcome of all this is a discovery that a specific type of black mold makes you a weird bigot I'm gonna have a hearty chuckle then fill my pockets with stones and walk into a lake. We are now living in the mold age. The mildew years. The roaring fungis.

i think it's good for a major to call the military fat and gay and then skip out on their pay, i think that bodes well

many of you would fall prey to this,

I’ve mentioned this before, but in the past regardless of the ruling party everyone knew that the gears of the country would still be turning. There would always be minor tweaks but the economy would work, people’s bills were paid, etc. Not so much now and voters are starting to see the cracks.

Everyone at work is always talking about how normal I am. "I've never seen someone so normal," they all say, gathering around my desk to cheer and applaud

When someone's like "nice strawman". That's a sarcasm fallacy

Remember all of the ghouls who denied this was happening and did everything they could to make the problem worse from JK Rowling to Wes Streeting. The NHS who did a stitch up report to hide the growing number of suicides from trans youth on the waitlists. They should never be forgiven.

Stephen Miller is murdering Venezuelans and Colombians in cold blood bc he believes it helps his propaganda campaign to paint Latinos as dangerous.

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getting urinated on would be a less humiliating way to lose a rap battle

Okay I was wrong there are Two problems with Mastodon

Remember that viral tweet that was like "I feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content?" Now the content isn't even good. It stinks!

Only saving grace to this is that I already get my meds at a reasonable cost outside my insurance. Now if THOSE prices skyrocket …

RFK Jr: We're doing MAHA by reversing every American circumcision one at a time

Reporter: Wait -

RFK Jr: [gesturing at his van] I have two coolers full of foreskins in there

Reporter: How - wait -

RFK Jr: Scientists won't tell you this but you can just rehydrate them using nonpolar water

thinking about how fucked up it is to give kids measles on purpose and then withhold tylenol from them

why settle for just the halftime show when the whole nfl is woke and lgbt now? i can't be the only one who thinks turning point should channel its right wing influencer pipeline into a rival football league, all safety procedures and concussion protocols (feminine coded) removed

I am so worried about my healthcare premiums. I’ve got employer-sponsored care and if it skyrockets I don’t know what I’ll do.

Pearls Before Swine (idiom): you have to eat your pearls or you won't get any swine

Hispanic friend recently said 'every white supremacist thinks all other white people are just sleepers waiting to be activated' and that's gonna stick with me for a bit

Every time he just says it and people pretend he didn't

Franz kafka ruined waking up as a giant bug. now if you wake up as a bug it's automatically "kafkaesque"

ill keep saying it and theyll keep doing it: podcaster occupied government

1. Anti-trans outrage is losing its bite.

Last week, Elon Musk led a mass boycott campaign to get trans characters removed from shows on the platform.

Major conservatives joined in.

Now, we have the result: the boycott was a fizzle, and Netflix stock is up.

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Why are all the bad things "here to stay" and all the things I love up for constant debate until they're eroded out of life altogether?