Captain Spacker
@captainspacker.bsky.social
Music Addict / Film Geek
Spreadsheet wizard for the trees at Earthsight
Spreadsheet wizard for the trees at Earthsight
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The modern right. Not just pogroms but privatised pogroms.
Guy Dampier recognises there is no state capacity to do this. The 2 million deportations (he even recognises half are imaginary) in 3 days would be a business opportunity!
March 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The modern right. Not just pogroms but privatised pogroms.
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I'm sorry but the response from the *Australian Prime Minister* is the most Australian thing I've ever come across www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
March 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'm sorry but the response from the *Australian Prime Minister* is the most Australian thing I've ever come across www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Who could have predicted this?
No exodus to state sector after VAT added to private school fees, say English councils
Most say they have seen no impact on applications for year 7 places, despite warnings from those against policy
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
Most say they have seen no impact on applications for year 7 places, despite warnings from those against policy
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
No exodus to state sector after VAT added to private school fees, say English councils
Most say they have seen no impact on applications for year 7 places, despite warnings from those against policy
www.theguardian.com
March 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Who could have predicted this?
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Today marks the 3rd anniversary of the Ukraine invasion.
Yet efforts to enforce sanctions on Russian timber have been patchy, failing to result in proper penalties & emboldening launderers.
Urgent action must be taken to extend and enforce sanctions. 🔗 bit.ly/4aqVB1U
Yet efforts to enforce sanctions on Russian timber have been patchy, failing to result in proper penalties & emboldening launderers.
Urgent action must be taken to extend and enforce sanctions. 🔗 bit.ly/4aqVB1U
February 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Today marks the 3rd anniversary of the Ukraine invasion.
Yet efforts to enforce sanctions on Russian timber have been patchy, failing to result in proper penalties & emboldening launderers.
Urgent action must be taken to extend and enforce sanctions. 🔗 bit.ly/4aqVB1U
Yet efforts to enforce sanctions on Russian timber have been patchy, failing to result in proper penalties & emboldening launderers.
Urgent action must be taken to extend and enforce sanctions. 🔗 bit.ly/4aqVB1U
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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
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I was going to say that all the people writing "maybe Trump will be good this time" pieces are going to look so ridiculous. But they already look ridiculous and don't seem to care.
January 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I was going to say that all the people writing "maybe Trump will be good this time" pieces are going to look so ridiculous. But they already look ridiculous and don't seem to care.
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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I reply “hell yeah” to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes “hell yeah” and then I type that and hit send
January 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I reply “hell yeah” to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes “hell yeah” and then I type that and hit send
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As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss
January 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss
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I am as delighted by the nominations for THE SUBSTANCE as I am aghast at the lack of nominations for I SAW THE TV GLOW. The Academy continues their unbroken streak of getting as much wrong as right. And so it goes.
January 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I am as delighted by the nominations for THE SUBSTANCE as I am aghast at the lack of nominations for I SAW THE TV GLOW. The Academy continues their unbroken streak of getting as much wrong as right. And so it goes.
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🩸OUT NEXT WEEK: Blood-stained birch🩸
We’re excited to announce our latest report, after nine months of undercover investigations into the widespread laundering of Russian timber into the EU, breaching sanctions put in place after the Ukraine invasion.
Watch this space! 👀
We’re excited to announce our latest report, after nine months of undercover investigations into the widespread laundering of Russian timber into the EU, breaching sanctions put in place after the Ukraine invasion.
Watch this space! 👀
January 23, 2025 at 9:57 AM
🩸OUT NEXT WEEK: Blood-stained birch🩸
We’re excited to announce our latest report, after nine months of undercover investigations into the widespread laundering of Russian timber into the EU, breaching sanctions put in place after the Ukraine invasion.
Watch this space! 👀
We’re excited to announce our latest report, after nine months of undercover investigations into the widespread laundering of Russian timber into the EU, breaching sanctions put in place after the Ukraine invasion.
Watch this space! 👀
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Until you've built a level and had 10 million people play it without getting lost or frustrated, you can shut the fuck up about yellow paint.
December 30, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Until you've built a level and had 10 million people play it without getting lost or frustrated, you can shut the fuck up about yellow paint.
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Someone just sent a photo of their dog, Onions, to an 11,000 person faculty listserv, adorable
December 30, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Someone just sent a photo of their dog, Onions, to an 11,000 person faculty listserv, adorable
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Twilight is baby's first monster fucker movie. Shape of Water is a monster fucker movie for grown adults. Nosferatu is a monster fucker movie but for actual perverts
December 29, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Twilight is baby's first monster fucker movie. Shape of Water is a monster fucker movie for grown adults. Nosferatu is a monster fucker movie but for actual perverts
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Kendrick Lamar in 2015 music vids: vigorously rapping atop a parade float before 2 white golf players forcibly shoot him out a cannon labeled PROPERTY OF U.S. GOVT
Kendrick in 2024 MVs: posed like the saint on one of them mexican catholic candles for 3 minutes. its the hardest a humans ever looked.
Kendrick in 2024 MVs: posed like the saint on one of them mexican catholic candles for 3 minutes. its the hardest a humans ever looked.
December 30, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Kendrick Lamar in 2015 music vids: vigorously rapping atop a parade float before 2 white golf players forcibly shoot him out a cannon labeled PROPERTY OF U.S. GOVT
Kendrick in 2024 MVs: posed like the saint on one of them mexican catholic candles for 3 minutes. its the hardest a humans ever looked.
Kendrick in 2024 MVs: posed like the saint on one of them mexican catholic candles for 3 minutes. its the hardest a humans ever looked.
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looking at subscriber data for my Substack and can you spot the point at which I decided to give up on posting into the ether on Twitter and decided to start posting here full-time instead
December 29, 2024 at 10:26 AM
looking at subscriber data for my Substack and can you spot the point at which I decided to give up on posting into the ether on Twitter and decided to start posting here full-time instead
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realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
December 27, 2024 at 10:17 PM
realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
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⚠️The Amazon soy moratorium is under threat ⚠️
Signed in 2006, the agreement between the Brazilian gov, soy industry & civil society organisations has been vital in reducing deforestation in the Brazilian Amazon.
We cannot destroy this crucial initiative!
Signed in 2006, the agreement between the Brazilian gov, soy industry & civil society organisations has been vital in reducing deforestation in the Brazilian Amazon.
We cannot destroy this crucial initiative!
Environmental groups condemn new laws threatening soybean restrictions in Brazil's Amazon
Dozens of environmental nonprofits issued a manifesto Thursday condemning new laws in Brazilian states that threaten to dismantle the Amazon soy moratorium
www.washingtonpost.com
December 17, 2024 at 4:40 PM
⚠️The Amazon soy moratorium is under threat ⚠️
Signed in 2006, the agreement between the Brazilian gov, soy industry & civil society organisations has been vital in reducing deforestation in the Brazilian Amazon.
We cannot destroy this crucial initiative!
Signed in 2006, the agreement between the Brazilian gov, soy industry & civil society organisations has been vital in reducing deforestation in the Brazilian Amazon.
We cannot destroy this crucial initiative!
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soulja boy saying YOOOOOOOOUUUU gives me more energy than any stimulant the soviets could invent
December 15, 2024 at 1:43 PM
soulja boy saying YOOOOOOOOUUUU gives me more energy than any stimulant the soviets could invent
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not seen it mentioned elsewhere so: my theory is that Elon has become obsessed with Britain because he's essentially stopped sleeping due to drugs and/or madness but for like six hours of his nights Americans are sleeping so Brits are the one English-speaking timezone awake and posting
November 29, 2024 at 9:27 AM
not seen it mentioned elsewhere so: my theory is that Elon has become obsessed with Britain because he's essentially stopped sleeping due to drugs and/or madness but for like six hours of his nights Americans are sleeping so Brits are the one English-speaking timezone awake and posting
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At the end of all of this, I really hope we go back to embracing regional music. Let’s go back to your roots and hear where you’re from instead of everyone sounding the same.
November 27, 2024 at 5:06 AM
At the end of all of this, I really hope we go back to embracing regional music. Let’s go back to your roots and hear where you’re from instead of everyone sounding the same.
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We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
November 12, 2024 at 2:31 AM
We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes