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liquored up, lacquered down
surely taking a nap at 7:18pm is a good idea
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
its gotta have the "salad" which is just iceberg lettuce, a few slivers of carrot, and a watery dressing or its not real seattle teriyaki. bonus points towards genuineness if the salad gets wilted in the container due to the steam from the rice and meat
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Apropos
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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You know Bill was tapping it on the tongue
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
it's big beer Friday
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
more like fart raiders
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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C-SPAN live look at Dershowitz:
a black and white photo of a man kneeling on a mattress
ALT: a black and white photo of a man kneeling on a mattress
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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humanoid robotics should be used for this and only this
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Wizard and Glass, Dark Tower Book 4 - Stephen King
I think about this post so much
March 2, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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"The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come to pass"
yeah bro, Ages of me reading this 1000+ page paperback
January 3, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Every masterpiece has its cheap copy
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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cackled at this on the broadcast
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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“Well, it’s the top of the inning…again…”
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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WELCOME TO HELL IDIOTS, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR KEEPING US OUT OF THE WORLD SERIES
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i think i gotta put Tess from Barbarian up there with Ripley as one of my favorite horror movie protagonists of all time
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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there's nothing more sacred about a person than what their deal is
October 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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I think first saw this meme in 2008
the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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“Working class” is a term that refers to unemployed men in their 20s. Their work is gaming and they deserve to lead our political movements.
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Just finding out about the Delaware piss wall. They've taken the trough and improved it in such a beautiful way.
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
now THATS what I call a double play
October 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
4B movement vindicated
October 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
nw:
October 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
went outside yesterday
October 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM