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i finally got one
The narrow lens is *really* unflattering with this hairstyle, but We live.
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hulklicksslime
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
getting really horny from my gallbladder removal surgery
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
this is my policy but for real
Trump: "Transgender for every member of your family. If they're not feeling well that night, let's just change their sex."
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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who else wants me to send them a tongue text
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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I think you gals will like this one
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
GUYS
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
bro what the fuck is the point in google’s color picker changing “#bada55” to “#bbda55” or “#fa6601” to “#fa6501”. who cares
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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boofing a garlic clove so I can racially transition into becoming Italian
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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polymarket? no thank you. i am monogamous
December 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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here's some that i have the Biggest Opinions About wrt the new designs and the software. i can make them feel like what using the programs feel like to me, and it feels sooooo good. i'll prolly draw some more and write up a blog post about my thoughts about each of them cause it was really fun :)
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far

i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I'm the joker and I hate white people
July 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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chat am i attracted to fucking terfs
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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The estimated median net worth of who’s running the country:

House: $1.0M – $1.5M
Senate: $1.7M – $2.5M
Supreme Court: $4M – $6M
White House Cabinet: $15M – $50M
President: $5.1B – $7.1B​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
"Do the rich have too much political power?"

Yes: 80%
No: 8%

YouGov / Dec 8, 2025
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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pissing by yourself handsome..? good. You're a grown-up and can do it yourself (mean)
December 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
wasnt this guy in some sort of drama a little while back
December 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
im 3
Bluesky got 3 types of people:

1: Normal
2: Liberals
3: Super ultra pedophile chaser mega hitler
December 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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"This guy died in a workplace accident because he was improperly using the unmarked hole in the ground with no safety rails"
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
so true
December 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I’m sorry speaking for what now
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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If it's all about the birds and the bees then when is a bird girl gonna come around and pin me down and rail me into oblivion, huh?
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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lick my candycane strap-on
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM