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Carlo E. Gallucci
@carloegallucci.bsky.social
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Escritor ocasional - Cafeinómano vocacional - Mamífero nivel nativo

'He engordado y el gobierno no hace nada'

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sockdotclip.newgrounds.com
y'all heard of the super crown, right

#art #supermario
a goomba, koopa troopa, bob-omb, spindrift, bully, and scuttlebug but as human plumbers a chain chomp, blooper, bullet bill, boo, thwomp, and shy guy but as human plumbers a cheep cheep, pokey, fuzzy, piranha plant, monty mole, and wiggler but as human plumbers a spiny, literally bowser, and lakitu but as human plumbers
March 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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vvitchvomit.bsky.social
a saint for the end times

[flashing lights / strobe warning]
March 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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coreyatad.com
iconic
March 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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aplante.com
Put my daughter on the cover of CRIME Magazine, where she belongs!!! #art
an illustrated parody of TIME magazine cover with a red border and a dark grey background. The word CRIME blazoned across the top in a red serif font. A toddler standing in front of the front steps of a house, one hand on the step and turning back toward the camera with a devilish smile on her face and a sparkle in her eye. She is wearing an orange sweatsuit. Smaller text in white and yellow on the cover reads EXCUSE ME Where do you think you're going YOU KNOW you're not supposed to play on the stairs WHAT IS THAT in your hand? in your mouth? SPIT IT OUT NOW
April 2, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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manelf.bsky.social
Libros que necesitan ser reeditados YA.
March 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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infusionlogica.bsky.social
Sin piratería no podría estar doctorándome.
O, por lo menos, la investigación sería de peor calidad.
March 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
“I can’t believe my wife is leaving me because I keep pretending to be an Alice in Wonderland character.”
“Are you mad at her?”
“No, Cheshire Cat”.
March 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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crabcreatures.bsky.social
Jennifer has been charged with arson and destruction of government property after she set fire to a police cruiser in the parking lot of her local Pizza Hut. She is utterly remorseless because she is, in fact, a clam.
March 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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bobgoblynn.bsky.social
March 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Caótico mais ou menos Bom @hagane.bsky.social O nome dele é Little Monster [screenshot of a black cat standing on 2 legs that has neon green dye in its fur in the style of monster energy drink]
March 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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danicalzone.bsky.social
Macrodata refinement #severance
February 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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gamusino.es
Un 28 de febrero, pero de 1997, Telecinco presentaba su revolucionario logo picassiano.

Pero ¿sabías que este cambio de imagen fue el final de un proceso que había empezado tres años antes y en el que se buscaba borrar la imagen anterior de la cadena?
February 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
atrophy wife @zuza_real A 10/10 hot babe goes to visit Elmer Fudd. Says she's depressed, life has lost meaning. Elmer says "Thewe's a gweat comedian in town - Bugs Bunny. Go see him, 6:13 PM • Oct 31, 2021
February 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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threadotweets.bsky.social
roon @tszzl 12/25/21 the person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer Andrew Reed @andrew__reed i call this "reed's law"
February 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Daggerlad @Daggerlad2 Me: My king, there is one more man here applying for the position of Most Trusted Advisor King Theoden: What is his name? What is he like? Me: His name is "Grima Wormtongue" and he's absolutely fucked King Theoden: He shall be my Most Trusted Advisor 1:12 AM • Nov 15, 2021
February 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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jongraywb.bsky.social
Thinking about the time one of my students drew Beast from X-Men wearing an apron that said "Yiff the cook" and asked me if I knew what it meant and my glib reaction was "I work on Sonic the Hedgehog comics so please don't ask me questions you already know the answers to."
February 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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srtalumpy.bsky.social
No lo necesito, tengo un C2.
danielgray.com Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · Feb 24
oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety
February 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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readuction.bsky.social
If you say so
Headlong from Live Science that reads “'Nailed-head ritual' in Iron Age Spain was more 'complex than initially thought, severed skulls reveal” with a picture of a skull that’s got a spike from the front of the crown through out the back base
February 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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davidramirezros.bsky.social
Abro debate: ¿es posible que este sea el objeto del universo más difícil de dibujar?
Típico balón de fútbol blanco con pentágonos negros
February 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
carloegallucci.bsky.social
Everything reminds me of her...
February 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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mooseallain.bsky.social
I don’t know who dropped these but I’ll keep my ear to the ground.
Photo of lots of spilt cotton buds lying on a pavement.
February 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
carloegallucci.bsky.social
¿Alguien sabe algún buen sistema para descargar videos de youtube con buena calidad?

¡Es para un tema no criminal, palabra de boy scout!

(Llamémoslo archivística)
February 22, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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jorobateflanders.com
El meme del día. #SimpsonShitposting
February 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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sharkflan.bsky.social
watched howl’s moving castle tonight and it reminded me of my most popular post on twitter
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 AM