Cazador
@cazadorado.bsky.social
i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die
he/him but you can also address me as "my good bitch"
he/him but you can also address me as "my good bitch"
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
the biggest surprise for my 2025 grid is there are albums that actually released in 2025 on here
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
the biggest surprise for my 2025 grid is there are albums that actually released in 2025 on here
i'm not trying to be dramatic about turning 33 but I am starting to understand Jenna Maroney singing FOREVER YOUNG in the mirror
December 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
i'm not trying to be dramatic about turning 33 but I am starting to understand Jenna Maroney singing FOREVER YOUNG in the mirror
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[pounding fists on the table to emphasize each word] longest night! longest night! longest night!
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
[pounding fists on the table to emphasize each word] longest night! longest night! longest night!
Benoit Blanc rushes out of the church at the end of Wake Up Dead Man because he was clearly two seconds away from a Fleabag situation with the priest
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Benoit Blanc rushes out of the church at the end of Wake Up Dead Man because he was clearly two seconds away from a Fleabag situation with the priest
hearing echoes of my mother complaining about my brother and I giving her inside-out laundry as I fold my boyfriend's shirts
and trying not to slump to the floor, defeated by her decades later
and trying not to slump to the floor, defeated by her decades later
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
hearing echoes of my mother complaining about my brother and I giving her inside-out laundry as I fold my boyfriend's shirts
and trying not to slump to the floor, defeated by her decades later
and trying not to slump to the floor, defeated by her decades later
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i don't have a Spotify wrapped. not from any like moral superiority I'm just a boomer who downloads all of his music to take up space on his phone and also has been listening to the same three albums all year
December 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i don't have a Spotify wrapped. not from any like moral superiority I'm just a boomer who downloads all of his music to take up space on his phone and also has been listening to the same three albums all year
ive never been more offended than when duckduckgo tried to offer me an AI summary of my search
Star Warrs Obi Wan GIF
Alt: Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan saying YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
ive never been more offended than when duckduckgo tried to offer me an AI summary of my search
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This is why I pay for the World Wide Web.
Because it delivers ART!
Because it delivers ART!
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This is why I pay for the World Wide Web.
Because it delivers ART!
Because it delivers ART!
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Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
did it hurt
when you googled it and saw I was right
when you googled it and saw I was right
October 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
did it hurt
when you googled it and saw I was right
when you googled it and saw I was right
two types of silksong bosses: the very hungry caterpillar and Hot Bitch That Kills You
October 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
two types of silksong bosses: the very hungry caterpillar and Hot Bitch That Kills You
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rapture happened if you can read this you are gay
September 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
rapture happened if you can read this you are gay
did he finally show up again I didn't see anything about it
August 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
did he finally show up again I didn't see anything about it
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Happy St Swithin's Day, everyone.
July 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Happy St Swithin's Day, everyone.
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Does anyone else feel like they're the only one with their social security number?
June 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Does anyone else feel like they're the only one with their social security number?
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how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job
April 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job
there wasn't a lot of supervision when I worked at the UPS store so my ass was handing out discounts on notary services for divorces, especially for lesbians, but also if they told me enough drama during the process
Our hats off to the UPS employee who gave Cameron Esposito a discount on her divorce
April 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
there wasn't a lot of supervision when I worked at the UPS store so my ass was handing out discounts on notary services for divorces, especially for lesbians, but also if they told me enough drama during the process
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