Bree Schmidt
@cbreeschmidt.bsky.social
I don’t identify as male or female; I identify as a threat. 🏳️🌈 PS4/5 gamer. ADHD with a touch of the ‘tism. Formerly @B_Schmidt on that other hellsite.
https://www.shopthevigilauntie.com
https://www.shopthevigilauntie.com
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting
In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.
www.yahoo.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
I love it when people don’t realize you show up on “suggested friends” on FB when you creep on someone’s profile and you’re not already friends
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I love it when people don’t realize you show up on “suggested friends” on FB when you creep on someone’s profile and you’re not already friends
Calling it now: Trump is making women into the scapegoat in his “autism epidemic.” This is going to end with more legislation restricting women’s bodily autonomy.
September 23, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Calling it now: Trump is making women into the scapegoat in his “autism epidemic.” This is going to end with more legislation restricting women’s bodily autonomy.
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nothing casually says bleak like klarna at the hospital gift shop
July 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
nothing casually says bleak like klarna at the hospital gift shop
I use Wix for my shop, but they won’t pay me because I sell “restricted items,” (I sell stickers?) & won’t tell me what listings are the issue(s). Anyone have any recommendations for other platforms? I own my domain.
July 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I use Wix for my shop, but they won’t pay me because I sell “restricted items,” (I sell stickers?) & won’t tell me what listings are the issue(s). Anyone have any recommendations for other platforms? I own my domain.
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lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ
July 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ
I’ve been doing an art lately, focusing on ICE. Idk if anyone is interested, but here.
June 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’ve been doing an art lately, focusing on ICE. Idk if anyone is interested, but here.
Oof, that boycott is hitting y’all hard, huh Target?
June 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oof, that boycott is hitting y’all hard, huh Target?
The uniforms they make us wear in the autism camps better not be itchy or have weird tags in them.
April 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The uniforms they make us wear in the autism camps better not be itchy or have weird tags in them.
FYI: if you flip a Tesla logo, you get a KKK hood
April 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
FYI: if you flip a Tesla logo, you get a KKK hood
I couldn't not make this. Couldn't. But I hope he doesn't try to meet me after this...
April 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I couldn't not make this. Couldn't. But I hope he doesn't try to meet me after this...
Mans is functionally illiterate. There’s no way he could write a whole college paper.
I have a theory that Trump wrote a paper in business school about how tariffs are good for a national economy, got a bad grade because that argument is wrong (maybe from a woman professor), and is spending the rest of his life trying to prove he was right.
April 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Mans is functionally illiterate. There’s no way he could write a whole college paper.
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That’s the soda shop where dude told Goldie Wilson “a colored mayor, that’ll be the day”
March 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
That’s the soda shop where dude told Goldie Wilson “a colored mayor, that’ll be the day”
In case you were wondering how stupid you have to be to work for Sarah Sanders, here’s your answer.
March 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
In case you were wondering how stupid you have to be to work for Sarah Sanders, here’s your answer.
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Please boycott my country and tell US airlines that you won’t waste money on a ticket to nowhere. Make the airlines lobby the administration to end this fascist madness. They will scream loudly when their lucrative international revenue dries up.
Le Monde reporting that a French scientist traveling to Houston to attend a conference was denied entry to US after a search of his phone & computer revealed messages critical of Trump's science cuts, "which [says CPB] conveyed hatred of Trump & could be qualified as terrorism". Computer confiscated
March 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Please boycott my country and tell US airlines that you won’t waste money on a ticket to nowhere. Make the airlines lobby the administration to end this fascist madness. They will scream loudly when their lucrative international revenue dries up.
You starting with your own haircut?
March 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You starting with your own haircut?
Be sure to leave out a knife and a Hot-N-Ready pizza before bed tonight so all our Ides of March dreams come true tomorrow.
March 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Be sure to leave out a knife and a Hot-N-Ready pizza before bed tonight so all our Ides of March dreams come true tomorrow.
Just gals being palentines.
February 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Just gals being palentines.
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I'm sorry but they're gutting the Dept of Education, rolling out plans for mass deportations--including sending migrants to Guantanamo--dismantling the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and the NLRB, and the Atlantic's first issue of the Trump era is "How Progressives Froze the American Dream"?
February 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'm sorry but they're gutting the Dept of Education, rolling out plans for mass deportations--including sending migrants to Guantanamo--dismantling the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and the NLRB, and the Atlantic's first issue of the Trump era is "How Progressives Froze the American Dream"?
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This might be the most nakedly corrupt document I’ve seen on DOJ letterhead — and I wrote a history of Watergate!
“You are directed … to dismiss the pending charges in United States v. Adams, No. 24 Cr. 556 (SDNY)…. The Justice Department has reached this conclusion without assessing the strength of the evidence or the legal theories on which the case is based”
![Memorandum from the Acting Deputy Attorney General
Dismissal Without Prejudice of Prosecution of Mayor Eric Adams
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Of The Federal Government. These actions and the underlying case have also improperly interfered with Mayor Adams' campaign in the 2025 mayoral election. See Justice Manual § 9-
85.500, entitled Actions that May Have an Impact on an Election.
Second, the pending prosecution has unduly restricted Mayor Adams' ability to devote full attention and resources to the illegal immigration and violent crime that escalated under the policies of the prior Administration. We are particularly concerned about the impact of the prosecution on Mayor Adams' ability to support critical, ongoing federal efforts "to protect the American people from the disastrous effects of unlawful mass migration and resettlement," as described in Executive Order 14165.' Accomplishing the immigration objectives established by President Trump and the Attorney General is every bit as important—if not more so as the objectives that the prior Administration pursued by releasing violent criminals such as Viktor Bout, the "Merchant of Death."? Accordingly, based on these additional concerns that are distinct from the weaponization problems, dismissal without prejudice is also necessary at this time.
' Your Office correctly noted in a February 3, 2025 memorandum, *as Mr. Bove clearly stated to defense counsel during our meeting [on January 31, 2025], the Government is not offering to exchange dismissal of a criminal case for Adams's assistance on immigration enforcement."
2 According to an October 2024 Wall Street Journal article, Bout has already started to participate in arms deals again, including negotiations with representatives of Ansar Allah, also known as the Houthis. https://www.wsj.com/world/russia/putins-merchant-of-death-is-back-in-](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:on5oeywiqx32fh2zau473wz6/bafkreidtbdebawe7yluohx6ktbosdjqfdcf7ukryaemdjtgcpygzklaefe@jpeg)
February 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This might be the most nakedly corrupt document I’ve seen on DOJ letterhead — and I wrote a history of Watergate!
The Venn diagram of people who feel the need to be loud about how much they hated Kendrick’s halftime set and people who got room-temperature grades in high school English and US history is a single circle.
February 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The Venn diagram of people who feel the need to be loud about how much they hated Kendrick’s halftime set and people who got room-temperature grades in high school English and US history is a single circle.
Can anyone from New Orleans tell me what the protocol for next Mardi Gras is if the king cake either didn’t have a baby in it or the baby it did have in it was really small and someone probably almost definitely accidentally ate it?
February 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Can anyone from New Orleans tell me what the protocol for next Mardi Gras is if the king cake either didn’t have a baby in it or the baby it did have in it was really small and someone probably almost definitely accidentally ate it?