Crist Jarrett
@ceejness.bsky.social
Radio. Comedian. Voice Actor. Anti-Motivational Speaker. Bad Influencer. Space & Weather Nerd. Podcasts: Nerd Talk+ & Florida Man Murders. Chaotic Neutral. Major League Centaurs. 305. 206. Size 14.
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The opening of this episode is the equivalent of a Cousin Walk on Thanksgiving Day.
Thanksgiving Traditions: turkey, pie and the boys talking about Indigenous bad-asses kicking the shit out of whitey.
We're back with another one to piss off your MAGA uncle.
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@ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social
We're back with another one to piss off your MAGA uncle.
Listen wherever you get podcasts!
@ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social
69 - Billy Bowlegs (Thanksgiving Episode)
open.spotify.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The opening of this episode is the equivalent of a Cousin Walk on Thanksgiving Day.
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Nothing beats a warm, fresh cream pie
NOTHING
NOTHING
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Nothing beats a warm, fresh cream pie
NOTHING
NOTHING
IN THE FIRST PERIOD IN THE FIRST PERIOD IN THE FIRST PERIOD
WE WANT TEN WE WANT TEN WE WANT TEN
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
IN THE FIRST PERIOD IN THE FIRST PERIOD IN THE FIRST PERIOD
WE WANT TEN WE WANT TEN WE WANT TEN
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
WE WANT TEN WE WANT TEN WE WANT TEN
A movie that takes place where I’m from
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A movie that takes place where I’m from
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A video from inside a Border Patrol vehicle shows agents chasing a US citizen for filming them. The citizen refused to get out when they illegally ordered him to stop. The agents say: "This is great." "This is fun." "He's going to get shot."
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
A video from inside a Border Patrol vehicle shows agents chasing a US citizen for filming them. The citizen refused to get out when they illegally ordered him to stop. The agents say: "This is great." "This is fun." "He's going to get shot."
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““If they’re not gonna run the programs, then what are we paying them for?” she said. “It’s like, you know, you’re paying us for a service and they’re not delivering. So let’s stop paying for it.”
👀 @mikiesherrill.bsky.social goes there …
👀 @mikiesherrill.bsky.social goes there …
New Jersey may stop paying federal taxes under new governor
Gov.-elect Mikie Sherrill said on a podcast with Jon Stewart it's a "great idea."
www.politico.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
““If they’re not gonna run the programs, then what are we paying them for?” she said. “It’s like, you know, you’re paying us for a service and they’re not delivering. So let’s stop paying for it.”
👀 @mikiesherrill.bsky.social goes there …
👀 @mikiesherrill.bsky.social goes there …
Ooof. Dry Wall Bob.
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ooof. Dry Wall Bob.
Isn’t Medicare fraud making money off of the government?
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Isn’t Medicare fraud making money off of the government?
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November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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If anyone in the Panthers organization tries to deep fry a turkey for thanksgiving I am going to lose my shit.
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If anyone in the Panthers organization tries to deep fry a turkey for thanksgiving I am going to lose my shit.
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GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
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An incredibly Trump-era headline theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
theintercept.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
An incredibly Trump-era headline theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
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You don't often see this at the end of a whistleblower story:
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
You don't often see this at the end of a whistleblower story:
Thank you Panthers and Heats.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Thank you Panthers and Heats.
Florida Panthers have adopted the Miami Heat’s playlist this season.
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Florida Panthers have adopted the Miami Heat’s playlist this season.
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I don’t remember him playing anywhere else. I can’t believe he got 1000 points since he got here.
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I don’t remember him playing anywhere else. I can’t believe he got 1000 points since he got here.
BRAD MARCHAND IS AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PANTHER FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
BRAD MARCHAND IS AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PANTHER FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE
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This Brickell intersection is THE most energetically cursed quadrant in Miami!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This Brickell intersection is THE most energetically cursed quadrant in Miami!!!!
Binders full of women.
Mike Johnson on the Republican healthcare plan: "We've got notebooks full of ideas."
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Binders full of women.
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I honestly think that if you called it Trump's Gold Key Healthcare, you could convince him to support a single-payer system
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I honestly think that if you called it Trump's Gold Key Healthcare, you could convince him to support a single-payer system