Crist Jarrett
@ceejness.bsky.social
Radio. Comedian. Voice Actor. Anti-Motivational Speaker. Bad Influencer. Space & Weather Nerd. Podcasts: Nerd Talk+ & Florida Man Murders. Chaotic Neutral. Major League Centaurs. 305. 206. Size 14.
I wasn’t all the way up to date on on #OnePiece — only like 842 episodes into it. And now I’m starting over because my kid is interested and wants to watch with me. I may be the greatest dad ever.
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I wasn’t all the way up to date on on #OnePiece — only like 842 episodes into it. And now I’m starting over because my kid is interested and wants to watch with me. I may be the greatest dad ever.
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WATCH: “PERFORMATIVE GARBAGE.”
Tennessee Dems Sen. @jeffyarbro.bsky.social & Rep. @jrclemmons.bsky.social react to the Stephen Miller slate of anti-immigrant hate, where Tennessee Republicans are pushing— including turning schools into informants and keeping undocumented kids out.
Tennessee Dems Sen. @jeffyarbro.bsky.social & Rep. @jrclemmons.bsky.social react to the Stephen Miller slate of anti-immigrant hate, where Tennessee Republicans are pushing— including turning schools into informants and keeping undocumented kids out.
February 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
WATCH: “PERFORMATIVE GARBAGE.”
Tennessee Dems Sen. @jeffyarbro.bsky.social & Rep. @jrclemmons.bsky.social react to the Stephen Miller slate of anti-immigrant hate, where Tennessee Republicans are pushing— including turning schools into informants and keeping undocumented kids out.
Tennessee Dems Sen. @jeffyarbro.bsky.social & Rep. @jrclemmons.bsky.social react to the Stephen Miller slate of anti-immigrant hate, where Tennessee Republicans are pushing— including turning schools into informants and keeping undocumented kids out.
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Javier Baez suspended for being cool
February 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Javier Baez suspended for being cool
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it must be annoying to be a 90 year old Republican congressman and have to pretend like you know what's going on anymore. you got into politics to pass laws giving out tax breaks for every horse you own but your groyper staffers are like "you need to condemn a new YA novel about bottom surgery"
February 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
it must be annoying to be a 90 year old Republican congressman and have to pretend like you know what's going on anymore. you got into politics to pass laws giving out tax breaks for every horse you own but your groyper staffers are like "you need to condemn a new YA novel about bottom surgery"
MACKIE OMG WERE GONNA WIN THE CUP
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 AM
MACKIE OMG WERE GONNA WIN THE CUP
BRING IS BUSSI …oh.
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
BRING IS BUSSI …oh.
THE RAN PAUL HOLY FUCK
February 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
THE RAN PAUL HOLY FUCK
I hate losing to this team and that coach more than anything in sports.
February 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I hate losing to this team and that coach more than anything in sports.
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The Economist, which has always struck me as annoyingly bloodless, now reads like a panicky leftist zine, which cannot bode well for, you know, the economy
February 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The Economist, which has always struck me as annoyingly bloodless, now reads like a panicky leftist zine, which cannot bode well for, you know, the economy
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I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
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While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot.
I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.
I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.
Epstein had many known connections to Silicon Valley CEOs, but less known was how he made money from those relationships.
We did a deep dive into how he got dealflow in Silicon Valley, giving him shots to invest in Coinbase, Palantir, SpaceX and other companies.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/b...
We did a deep dive into how he got dealflow in Silicon Valley, giving him shots to invest in Coinbase, Palantir, SpaceX and other companies.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/b...
Jeffrey Epstein’s Money Mingled With Silicon Valley Start-Ups
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot.
I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.
I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
ANTONIO LUNDELLINI
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
ANTONIO LUNDELLINI
Please save AJ Greer from the league.
February 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Please save AJ Greer from the league.
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The Rip would have been so good if someone just asked how to pronounce HI-UH-LEE-UH
February 4, 2026 at 6:38 AM
The Rip would have been so good if someone just asked how to pronounce HI-UH-LEE-UH
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in which Mike Johnson attempts to scripture-splain to the [checks notes] Pope
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
in which Mike Johnson attempts to scripture-splain to the [checks notes] Pope
Evergreen.
Who the fuck asked for Danica Patrick’s opinion?
February 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Evergreen.
6 million.
How many points would the Panthers have if periods only lasted 18 minutes?
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
6 million.
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What’s the going rate for a competent PR person these days?
Giants co-owner Steve Tisch says his creepy emails with Jeffery Epstein were about "adult women." defector.com/giants-co-ow...
Giants Co-Owner Steve Tisch Says His Creepy Emails With Jeffrey Epstein Were About "Adult Women" | Defector
The United States Department of Justice on Friday released another batch of files from its investigation into sex offender and human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Included in these latest files are…
defector.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
What’s the going rate for a competent PR person these days?
This is absolutely on purpose and an attempt to re-traumatize these women who are standing strong.
“Once again, survivors are having their names and identifying information exposed, while the men who abused us remain hidden and protected. That is outrageous,” a group of 18 survivors of Epstein’s abuse said in a joint statement reacting to the release of data exposing their identities.
DOJ Released Unredacted Nude Images in Epstein Files
A note from investigators in the files said some images Epstein had were "POSSIBLE CSAM."
www.404media.co
February 2, 2026 at 8:33 PM
This is absolutely on purpose and an attempt to re-traumatize these women who are standing strong.