CelestialQwert
@celestialqwert.bsky.social
Long Sock Wearer, Skee-Ball Speedrunner, and FFXIV Enthusiast
non biney they/them
non biney they/them
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IT IS TIME.
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
IT IS TIME.
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
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Pokémon
Gotta catch em all
It's you and it's me
[TENTECRUEL SMASHES BUILDING]
I know it's my desti-[TENTECRUEL SMASHES BUILDING]
Pokém-[TENTECRUEL SMASHES BUILDING]
Ohh you're my best [TENTECRUEL SMASH]
In a [TENTECRUEL SMASH]
we [TENTECRUEL SMASH]
de-[TENTECRUEL SMASH]
Gotta catch em all
It's you and it's me
[TENTECRUEL SMASHES BUILDING]
I know it's my desti-[TENTECRUEL SMASHES BUILDING]
Pokém-[TENTECRUEL SMASHES BUILDING]
Ohh you're my best [TENTECRUEL SMASH]
In a [TENTECRUEL SMASH]
we [TENTECRUEL SMASH]
de-[TENTECRUEL SMASH]
December 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Pokémon
Gotta catch em all
It's you and it's me
[TENTECRUEL SMASHES BUILDING]
I know it's my desti-[TENTECRUEL SMASHES BUILDING]
Pokém-[TENTECRUEL SMASHES BUILDING]
Ohh you're my best [TENTECRUEL SMASH]
In a [TENTECRUEL SMASH]
we [TENTECRUEL SMASH]
de-[TENTECRUEL SMASH]
Gotta catch em all
It's you and it's me
[TENTECRUEL SMASHES BUILDING]
I know it's my desti-[TENTECRUEL SMASHES BUILDING]
Pokém-[TENTECRUEL SMASHES BUILDING]
Ohh you're my best [TENTECRUEL SMASH]
In a [TENTECRUEL SMASH]
we [TENTECRUEL SMASH]
de-[TENTECRUEL SMASH]
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December 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Give me a building and I'll tune every door closer to close firmly yet quietly
not just in art, either, there are guys who would go around obsessively fixing every clogged pipe in a 10-mile radius if they had the free time and social infrastructure to do so
December 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Give me a building and I'll tune every door closer to close firmly yet quietly
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shout out to one of my favorite dream genres, 'you realize your house has rooms you didn't realize were there, and there's cool stuff in them'
anyone wanna explore levels and discover secret collectibles with me
December 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
shout out to one of my favorite dream genres, 'you realize your house has rooms you didn't realize were there, and there's cool stuff in them'
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to move the frozen "almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas" memes to the fridge
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to move the frozen "almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas" memes to the fridge
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Good news, someone ripped my video and put it on the Internet Archive. If you're having trouble downloading from Filemail, here it is:
archive.org/details/60mi...
archive.org/details/60mi...
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
archive.org
December 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Good news, someone ripped my video and put it on the Internet Archive. If you're having trouble downloading from Filemail, here it is:
archive.org/details/60mi...
archive.org/details/60mi...
Reminding all my friends to get the fuck off Twitter
My account still exists solely to squat my username, all my posts have long been deleted
My account still exists solely to squat my username, all my posts have long been deleted
December 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Reminding all my friends to get the fuck off Twitter
My account still exists solely to squat my username, all my posts have long been deleted
My account still exists solely to squat my username, all my posts have long been deleted
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This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
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I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
—-
Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
FUUUCK I forgot to skeet the Haruhi December 16th screenshot :(
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
FUUUCK I forgot to skeet the Haruhi December 16th screenshot :(
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Made sure to pay my respects
December 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Made sure to pay my respects
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Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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Merry Truckmas
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Merry Truckmas