CelestialQwert
@celestialqwert.bsky.social
Long Sock Wearer, Skee-Ball Speedrunner, and FFXIV Enthusiast
non biney they/them
non biney they/them
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
where my Neil fans at
January 22, 2026 at 5:44 PM
where my Neil fans at
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to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
>see old desktop at thrift store
>crack it open
>One RAM stick has already been pulled out and is sitting loose in the bottom
>2x2 GB DDDR3
Yup
>crack it open
>One RAM stick has already been pulled out and is sitting loose in the bottom
>2x2 GB DDDR3
Yup
January 19, 2026 at 10:15 PM
>see old desktop at thrift store
>crack it open
>One RAM stick has already been pulled out and is sitting loose in the bottom
>2x2 GB DDDR3
Yup
>crack it open
>One RAM stick has already been pulled out and is sitting loose in the bottom
>2x2 GB DDDR3
Yup
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.
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Gee, I'm sure glad I managed to grab some RAM before the price hikes.
January 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Gee, I'm sure glad I managed to grab some RAM before the price hikes.
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
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(looking around MAGFest) I don't think this Clair is obscure at all
January 9, 2026 at 1:43 PM
(looking around MAGFest) I don't think this Clair is obscure at all
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replacing my mouse cursor with the wiimote hand has elevated my computing experience to a new level
January 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
replacing my mouse cursor with the wiimote hand has elevated my computing experience to a new level
Damn, you can only get 2 wolves with your moon in this economy
January 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Damn, you can only get 2 wolves with your moon in this economy
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it's crazy how many statements by elected democrats on the Venezuela stuff are like "wow that was freaking awesome. unfortunately, however, you didn't ask for my permission to do it (would have said yes btw)"
January 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
it's crazy how many statements by elected democrats on the Venezuela stuff are like "wow that was freaking awesome. unfortunately, however, you didn't ask for my permission to do it (would have said yes btw)"
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Can you believe it guys? MAGFest, just a week away! MAGFest is in a week! Woo-hoo! I am so happy about this information. MAGFest, just a week away. Oh, wow! Can you believe it? MAGFest, just in a week! It got here so fast.
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Can you believe it guys? MAGFest, just a week away! MAGFest is in a week! Woo-hoo! I am so happy about this information. MAGFest, just a week away. Oh, wow! Can you believe it? MAGFest, just in a week! It got here so fast.
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forgot to post this one in time
January 2, 2026 at 11:05 AM
forgot to post this one in time
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
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(Hector voice) warning: this video features week 1 strats for the arcadion fight M10S. Better strats can and will be discovered if they haven’t already, so be mindful. Hi guys and welcome to a hector lecture guide to the fight Arcadion M10S—this is the Blowjob brothers. First, designate cock spots—
December 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
(Hector voice) warning: this video features week 1 strats for the arcadion fight M10S. Better strats can and will be discovered if they haven’t already, so be mindful. Hi guys and welcome to a hector lecture guide to the fight Arcadion M10S—this is the Blowjob brothers. First, designate cock spots—
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RIP 2025
2025-2025
2025-2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
RIP 2025
2025-2025
2025-2025
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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This Deer Hunting USA board might be malfunctioning...̸̴̶̡͈͔͚͎̌̐ͧ̎͌ͬ.̯ͪ_̸̴̧̟̝͔̰̱̇_̼̤̩͍̪̦̟̺̝̙͔̠̮̆ͬ̆̆́͋̆̔͐ͧ.̵͙͔͊ 🦌
December 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This Deer Hunting USA board might be malfunctioning...̸̴̶̡͈͔͚͎̌̐ͧ̎͌ͬ.̯ͪ_̸̴̧̟̝͔̰̱̇_̼̤̩͍̪̦̟̺̝̙͔̠̮̆ͬ̆̆́͋̆̔͐ͧ.̵͙͔͊ 🦌
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Someone has lifted the QuickTimeVR movie files from 1994's "Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive Technical Manual", upscaled them then built an in-browser replica of the ITM's "Tour" module. mijofr.github.io/st-panorama/
#StarTrek
#StarTrek
Trekorama!
360° of Star Trek
mijofr.github.io
December 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Someone has lifted the QuickTimeVR movie files from 1994's "Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive Technical Manual", upscaled them then built an in-browser replica of the ITM's "Tour" module. mijofr.github.io/st-panorama/
#StarTrek
#StarTrek
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
June 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
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ok spoiler embargo is up I CANT BELIEVE THEY TURNED HIM INTO FUCKING BUC-EES OH MY
FUCKING
GOD
FUCKING
GOD
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
ok spoiler embargo is up I CANT BELIEVE THEY TURNED HIM INTO FUCKING BUC-EES OH MY
FUCKING
GOD
FUCKING
GOD