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lesbian, clown, general nuisance, large rodent
lesbian, clown, general nuisance, large rodent
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Instead of all the assassin shenanigans, the JOHN WICK sequels should have been about him avenging the deaths of larger and larger pets. A platypus. A monkey. A pony. A bear. An elephant. A whale.
July 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Instead of all the assassin shenanigans, the JOHN WICK sequels should have been about him avenging the deaths of larger and larger pets. A platypus. A monkey. A pony. A bear. An elephant. A whale.
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here’s the link to submit photos to the america pac. there are a lot of cool photos you could submit here. one good option might be a man photographed from behind stretching an unusual part of his body. not gonna be prescriptive here but this is a great opportunity
April 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
here’s the link to submit photos to the america pac. there are a lot of cool photos you could submit here. one good option might be a man photographed from behind stretching an unusual part of his body. not gonna be prescriptive here but this is a great opportunity
i started watching white
lotus (season 1) my lord this shit is bananas already and i’m only on episode 3
lotus (season 1) my lord this shit is bananas already and i’m only on episode 3
March 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
i started watching white
lotus (season 1) my lord this shit is bananas already and i’m only on episode 3
lotus (season 1) my lord this shit is bananas already and i’m only on episode 3
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sure, groceries are getting too expensive and planes are dropping out of the sky every day, but have you considered you now have the Opportunity to invest in DookyCoin, the legal crypto that let’s me steal from you?
February 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
sure, groceries are getting too expensive and planes are dropping out of the sky every day, but have you considered you now have the Opportunity to invest in DookyCoin, the legal crypto that let’s me steal from you?
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Happy president’s day to this person specifically
February 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Happy president’s day to this person specifically
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i don’t like taylor swift but let’s not pretend that her getting booed was anything other than unabashed misogyny perpetrated by the literal president and that shit isn’t cool
February 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i don’t like taylor swift but let’s not pretend that her getting booed was anything other than unabashed misogyny perpetrated by the literal president and that shit isn’t cool
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went to an amazing show in a gay bar in Mexico City tonight. they introduced this person as Ariana Grande and she went up and did Ariana Grande songs. no drag name or anything just “here is Ariana Grande”
February 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
went to an amazing show in a gay bar in Mexico City tonight. they introduced this person as Ariana Grande and she went up and did Ariana Grande songs. no drag name or anything just “here is Ariana Grande”
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good morning @schumer.senate.gov. what will you do today to stop a coup that threatens your constituents? will you make a dozen or so tweets? go complain about the cost of tomatoes? or will you earn your salary and do something constructive? (we already know the answer)
February 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
good morning @schumer.senate.gov. what will you do today to stop a coup that threatens your constituents? will you make a dozen or so tweets? go complain about the cost of tomatoes? or will you earn your salary and do something constructive? (we already know the answer)
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Chappell Roan just used her Grammy acceptance speech to call out greedy record labels for exploiting artists & described what it was like to live without health insurance during the r pandemic.
"Labels, we got you. But don't got us."
"Labels, we got you. But don't got us."
February 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Chappell Roan just used her Grammy acceptance speech to call out greedy record labels for exploiting artists & described what it was like to live without health insurance during the r pandemic.
"Labels, we got you. But don't got us."
"Labels, we got you. But don't got us."
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abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga. Stefani I have received your message and will be acting on it soon
February 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga. Stefani I have received your message and will be acting on it soon
WHY DID CHRIS BROWN WIN A GRAMMY 👎👎👎👎👎🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
February 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
WHY DID CHRIS BROWN WIN A GRAMMY 👎👎👎👎👎🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
gay people how are we feeling after the grammys
February 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
gay people how are we feeling after the grammys
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This is so goddamn funny
January 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is so goddamn funny
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the ai sloppification of the world will only end if organizations stand up for artists like this. this is another great reason to unionize your workplace as you can include NO AI ART in your work contract
Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.
January 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
the ai sloppification of the world will only end if organizations stand up for artists like this. this is another great reason to unionize your workplace as you can include NO AI ART in your work contract
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Searching rednote to see if there is a Chinese Rizzler
January 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Searching rednote to see if there is a Chinese Rizzler
i am currently listening to the raincoats cover of lola on repeat and it’s so delightful
January 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
i am currently listening to the raincoats cover of lola on repeat and it’s so delightful
RIP david lynch we will miss your girlboss energy
January 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM
RIP david lynch we will miss your girlboss energy
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if i were bono, i’d quit music & open up a gluten free bakery called “Where The Treats Have No Grain”
January 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
if i were bono, i’d quit music & open up a gluten free bakery called “Where The Treats Have No Grain”
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yet another story about the world’s oldest person dying… how about some stories about the world’s oldest person being born?
Tomiko Itooka, a Japanese woman who was believed to be the oldest person in the world, died at a nursing home in Ashiya, Japan. She was 116.
Tomiko Itooka of Japan, World’s Oldest Person, Dies at 116
Born in 1908, she raised four children, ran a family textile factory during World War II, and remained an avid hiker into her 80s.
www.nytimes.com
January 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
yet another story about the world’s oldest person dying… how about some stories about the world’s oldest person being born?
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Amazon being, as we all know, deeply evil, it’s frustrating how good Kindles are. Just pulled out my 13-year-old one that hadn’t been touched in years, charged it, and it started right up and is working perfectly.
January 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Amazon being, as we all know, deeply evil, it’s frustrating how good Kindles are. Just pulled out my 13-year-old one that hadn’t been touched in years, charged it, and it started right up and is working perfectly.
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🤯 Damascus, Syria tonight.
2025 will be the first year free of Assad tyranny since 1971 — more than half a century.
2025 will be the first year free of Assad tyranny since 1971 — more than half a century.
December 31, 2024 at 11:25 PM
🤯 Damascus, Syria tonight.
2025 will be the first year free of Assad tyranny since 1971 — more than half a century.
2025 will be the first year free of Assad tyranny since 1971 — more than half a century.
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Ginger is the spice of the sky and if you don’t believe me you’ve never felt your body crave a ginger ale the moment the drinks cart appears on your flight
December 26, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Ginger is the spice of the sky and if you don’t believe me you’ve never felt your body crave a ginger ale the moment the drinks cart appears on your flight
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Take Me To Your Girlboss
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Take Me To Your Girlboss
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