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i like watchin nascar and drinkin beeeeerrr!!!
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the murderers just need different costumes
I am calling for the arrest and prosecution of the ICE agent that shot and killed Renee Good.

I am also calling on Congress to support my bill with @jasmineforus.bsky.social to force ICE agents to wear body cameras, not wear masks, have visible identification & ensure ICE has independent oversight.
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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After World War II, a number of propagandists were executed their part in stoking hatred and genocide
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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may 2026 grant you the freedom and energy to see something pointless happening online and say "girl idc"
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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all these fucking psychotic freaks.
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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at some point you have to admit which one is worse: "running suspect elections" or "unilaterally bombing another country and kidnapping the head of state"
I have spoken with Secretary of State Marco Rubio and our Ambassador in Caracas. The EU is closely monitoring the situation in Venezuela.

The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
January 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Why is this wine so strong
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Dolphin diving into a mountain of cold hard cash i use the destabilize the two party system That’s the dream
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’d love to see stephen miller get scalped 😭😭 imagine his bald ass being balder 😭😭😭
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Thinking about Ferdinand I of the Two Sicilies 😭😭😭😭😭
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
What if Tupac was in the cave allegory
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Shitted and pooped

- Thomas Jefferson
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Ok but why was his homeland broken?
Riddle me this gen x goebbels
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I love the government. No notes
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Straight boofing my fart, call that shit art
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Cuomo keeps embarrassing himself with AI slop ads.
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM