chad connecticut
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they/them / more and stupider
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topical
a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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what do we say, lads, hm? one last hurrah before the debtor’s prison?
October 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
what do we say, lads, hm? one last hurrah before the debtor’s prison?
on international lesbian day, it’s a war crime to not give me a little kiss on the forehead
October 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
on international lesbian day, it’s a war crime to not give me a little kiss on the forehead
inventing a pill that lets *those* people eat grapefruit to own the libs
October 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
inventing a pill that lets *those* people eat grapefruit to own the libs
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Budoktober 1 - The Announcer! One of the greatest minor characters in DB. Who doesn't freaking love this guy and his tiny plane he uses all of 1 time.
October 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Budoktober 1 - The Announcer! One of the greatest minor characters in DB. Who doesn't freaking love this guy and his tiny plane he uses all of 1 time.
i’ll say it, i’m a better poet than taylor swift
October 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i’ll say it, i’m a better poet than taylor swift
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no yeehaws today
September 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
no yeehaws today
i skeet for the old man at the Safeway going absolutely ham on shrimp cocktail and black coffee at 10:45 am
October 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
i skeet for the old man at the Safeway going absolutely ham on shrimp cocktail and black coffee at 10:45 am
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the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy
October 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy
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“she’s doing satire” “it’s a PERFORMANCE of millennial cringe” oh my fucking god she’s a white billionaire marrying into MAGA. it’s a milquetoasty tradwife album because she wants to be a milquetoasty tradwife. it’s not a bit! this is just white woman shit and you’re a white woman who likes it!
October 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
“she’s doing satire” “it’s a PERFORMANCE of millennial cringe” oh my fucking god she’s a white billionaire marrying into MAGA. it’s a milquetoasty tradwife album because she wants to be a milquetoasty tradwife. it’s not a bit! this is just white woman shit and you’re a white woman who likes it!
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Since DC has also elected to cancel her Red Hood series because they are also actual cowards, seems like a good time to plug her patreon as well as encourage you to buy one of her many excellent books — or buy an extra copy to gift to your friends and loved ones.
www.patreon.com/scumbelievable
www.patreon.com/scumbelievable
September 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Since DC has also elected to cancel her Red Hood series because they are also actual cowards, seems like a good time to plug her patreon as well as encourage you to buy one of her many excellent books — or buy an extra copy to gift to your friends and loved ones.
www.patreon.com/scumbelievable
www.patreon.com/scumbelievable
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Banning a trans woman from a public platform and canceling her work is the exact sort of material harm that the dead asshole advocated for. @moderation.bsky.app, reinstate @scumbelievable. DC uncancel Red Hood. Everyone else, hire Gretchen. Buy her books. Black Flame's on my TBR list.
September 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Banning a trans woman from a public platform and canceling her work is the exact sort of material harm that the dead asshole advocated for. @moderation.bsky.app, reinstate @scumbelievable. DC uncancel Red Hood. Everyone else, hire Gretchen. Buy her books. Black Flame's on my TBR list.
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I think y'all should read Jack Womack's Senseless Acts of Random Violence btw
September 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I think y'all should read Jack Womack's Senseless Acts of Random Violence btw
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
September 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
my life was way better when my entire online presence was dedicated to getting better at drawing tits and butts
August 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
my life was way better when my entire online presence was dedicated to getting better at drawing tits and butts
every day i protect my peace by not talking to people with dry pussy energy and i think that’s brave
August 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
every day i protect my peace by not talking to people with dry pussy energy and i think that’s brave
how i sleep knowing i’m using this grant money to fund gay girls getting sodomized by ghosts
August 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
how i sleep knowing i’m using this grant money to fund gay girls getting sodomized by ghosts
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i caesura on the pussy—call it bloody cleft
August 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i caesura on the pussy—call it bloody cleft
this just in: due to a successful pressure campaign, next year’s worldcon theme will now be ligma
August 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
this just in: due to a successful pressure campaign, next year’s worldcon theme will now be ligma
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the next worldcon will be held up your butt
August 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
the next worldcon will be held up your butt
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me crying
August 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
me crying
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"ravioli are savory gushers" "is a hot dog a sandwich or a taco" "a poptart is a sweet ravioli" do you think your games played in the dichotomous key of god's creation bring you closer to him? In your heart, is there a voice claiming that organization is how you apprehend creation? Cleanse your soul
August 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"ravioli are savory gushers" "is a hot dog a sandwich or a taco" "a poptart is a sweet ravioli" do you think your games played in the dichotomous key of god's creation bring you closer to him? In your heart, is there a voice claiming that organization is how you apprehend creation? Cleanse your soul