Susan
@chalicechick.bsky.social
Lawyer who posts too many Meryl Streep GIFs. Despair depresses voter turnout.
Last weekend I learned to never rent an EV to drive someplace. The Hertz guy who was trying to be helpful said to ask for a mid-size for the best chance of getting the car you asked for.
July 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Last weekend I learned to never rent an EV to drive someplace. The Hertz guy who was trying to be helpful said to ask for a mid-size for the best chance of getting the car you asked for.
Susan B. Anthony had big racism problems. Susan Collins of Maine is always very sorry she has to vote in a stupid way.
ok, just because this is close to my heart: who's the worst person with your first name?
It's long been the worst of times for many of us
February 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Susan B. Anthony had big racism problems. Susan Collins of Maine is always very sorry she has to vote in a stupid way.
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"I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
November 17, 2024 at 3:17 PM
"I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
Me: Do injections hurt less these days or was I just a REALLY dramatic child?
Vaccine nurse: I’m not 100 percent sure but I know what you mean.
Vaccine nurse: I’m not 100 percent sure but I know what you mean.
December 30, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Me: Do injections hurt less these days or was I just a REALLY dramatic child?
Vaccine nurse: I’m not 100 percent sure but I know what you mean.
Vaccine nurse: I’m not 100 percent sure but I know what you mean.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 3:10 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The spirits:
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Dr. Seuss enters the exam room and I see him open his rhyming dictionary to the word “chlamydia”
December 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Dr. Seuss enters the exam room and I see him open his rhyming dictionary to the word “chlamydia”
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People act like Home Alone is unaware or out of touch for showing such a massive house, but if it had been smaller or less-ostentatious the thieves would've given up and moved on long before the climax. Kevin's family being loaded is the whole point.
December 14, 2024 at 5:17 PM
People act like Home Alone is unaware or out of touch for showing such a massive house, but if it had been smaller or less-ostentatious the thieves would've given up and moved on long before the climax. Kevin's family being loaded is the whole point.
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*throwing pebbles at my therapist’s window at midnight*
WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES
WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES
December 15, 2024 at 5:00 AM
*throwing pebbles at my therapist’s window at midnight*
WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES
WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES
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You guys, if you're not following the divine Ms @dionnewarwick.bsky.social , the sagatious Ms @monicalewinsky.bsky.social and the extraordinary Ms @lyndacarter.bsky.social , you're just not here to have a good time and I can't do anything to help you learn what fun is.
November 18, 2024 at 10:55 PM
You guys, if you're not following the divine Ms @dionnewarwick.bsky.social , the sagatious Ms @monicalewinsky.bsky.social and the extraordinary Ms @lyndacarter.bsky.social , you're just not here to have a good time and I can't do anything to help you learn what fun is.
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school: a blank recommendation form handed back to me. “You’re not Ivy League material” seems like kind of a compliment now but it hurt like hell at the time.
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school:
I was ~12 y.o. and entered an essay-writing contest in my district. Got it back with a note saying I *would* have won, except there was no way I could have written it by myself.
Specifically, I used the word "dire." Correctly.
#Blacksky
I was ~12 y.o. and entered an essay-writing contest in my district. Got it back with a note saying I *would* have won, except there was no way I could have written it by myself.
Specifically, I used the word "dire." Correctly.
#Blacksky
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school:
My department head, when I finished his exam for a 200 level class in 6 minutes, as I turned in my exam, "You know you don't get bonus points for finishing quickly, right?" 🫠🫠
My department head, when I finished his exam for a 200 level class in 6 minutes, as I turned in my exam, "You know you don't get bonus points for finishing quickly, right?" 🫠🫠
November 23, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school: a blank recommendation form handed back to me. “You’re not Ivy League material” seems like kind of a compliment now but it hurt like hell at the time.
When I say the audience lost their fucking minds, I am underselling the experience. youtu.be/0Cg46irSY5A?...
November 20, 2024 at 7:17 PM
When I say the audience lost their fucking minds, I am underselling the experience. youtu.be/0Cg46irSY5A?...
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Build the kind of place that a random writer from The Atlantic would disparage.
November 16, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Build the kind of place that a random writer from The Atlantic would disparage.
Interrupting your scrolling with a badass sapphic cover of “Teenage Dirtbag”. open.spotify.com/track/7DMJ3M...
teenage dirtbag
Cat Burns · teenage dirtbag · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
November 15, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Interrupting your scrolling with a badass sapphic cover of “Teenage Dirtbag”. open.spotify.com/track/7DMJ3M...
One of my ancestors smuggled cotton into Union territory of behalf of the Confederate Government. He snuck the cotton across the Mason-Dixon, sold it, then he kept the profits for himself and never went home. #Iconic
Give me one interesting fact about your family history that you learned.
November 15, 2024 at 4:46 PM
One of my ancestors smuggled cotton into Union territory of behalf of the Confederate Government. He snuck the cotton across the Mason-Dixon, sold it, then he kept the profits for himself and never went home. #Iconic
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"We are told there is a ladder that, rung by rung, determines hierarchy, and some are high enough to be safe these next four or ten years and some are not. I promise—
cont below or click link... 1/3
#Justice #Fascism #Democracy #Ableism #Patriarchy
justiceandpeaceconsulting.com/dont-believe...
cont below or click link... 1/3
#Justice #Fascism #Democracy #Ableism #Patriarchy
justiceandpeaceconsulting.com/dont-believe...
November 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
"We are told there is a ladder that, rung by rung, determines hierarchy, and some are high enough to be safe these next four or ten years and some are not. I promise—
cont below or click link... 1/3
#Justice #Fascism #Democracy #Ableism #Patriarchy
justiceandpeaceconsulting.com/dont-believe...
cont below or click link... 1/3
#Justice #Fascism #Democracy #Ableism #Patriarchy
justiceandpeaceconsulting.com/dont-believe...
Auctions - they’re like buying stuff but there’s a WINNER. This one is for a charity that is helping people!
www.32auctions.com/organization...
www.32auctions.com/organization...
Auction for Trans Lifeline
Silent auction 'Auction for Trans Lifeline' hosted online at 32auctions.
www.32auctions.com
November 13, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Auctions - they’re like buying stuff but there’s a WINNER. This one is for a charity that is helping people!
www.32auctions.com/organization...
www.32auctions.com/organization...
People are sharing “left wing origin stories.” I am more left-of-Obama than true leftist. But it comes down to viewing taking care of other people as an obvious part of my work on earth.
October 26, 2024 at 3:29 AM
People are sharing “left wing origin stories.” I am more left-of-Obama than true leftist. But it comes down to viewing taking care of other people as an obvious part of my work on earth.
Advertise your account with one image
October 20, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Advertise your account with one image
Post a scene from a film you’ve seen more than ten times.
September 22, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Post a scene from a film you’ve seen more than ten times.
Has done more drugs than Jim Morrison lived to do yet knew what city she was singing to: Melissa Etheridge.
August 25, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Has done more drugs than Jim Morrison lived to do yet knew what city she was singing to: Melissa Etheridge.
Shoutout to Reuters for not falling for the clickbait: srnnews.com/us-romance-w...
May 29, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Shoutout to Reuters for not falling for the clickbait: srnnews.com/us-romance-w...
Sadly, it’s not. There have been two news stories so far, both at Bloomberg. One has Milan’s name in the headline. The other has “DEI.” Slipping that in there is doing exactly what the RWA wants it to.
RWA has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy and is blaming DEI stuff, just bonkers and bizarre
RWA has Filed for Bankruptcy, And You’ll Never Guess “Why”
Greetings from me, and my blood pressure medication. RWA has filed for bankruptcy, per a Bloomberg story that is behind a paywall. The URL alone is enough to give me a stroke, so I’m sharing …
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May 29, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Sadly, it’s not. There have been two news stories so far, both at Bloomberg. One has Milan’s name in the headline. The other has “DEI.” Slipping that in there is doing exactly what the RWA wants it to.
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Things are really bad right now. I don't understand leftists who make up shit to justify nihilism
Despair leads to apathy but what we need are engaged people ready to act no matter what happens. Hope is how you activate people, not this
Despair leads to apathy but what we need are engaged people ready to act no matter what happens. Hope is how you activate people, not this
May 26, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Things are really bad right now. I don't understand leftists who make up shit to justify nihilism
Despair leads to apathy but what we need are engaged people ready to act no matter what happens. Hope is how you activate people, not this
Despair leads to apathy but what we need are engaged people ready to act no matter what happens. Hope is how you activate people, not this
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April 30th is the submission deadline for #FIYAHLitMag’s Disability issue edited by Emmalia H.
Show us life at the intersections of Blackness and disability. We’re not your magical negros, we’re not your inspiration porn. We are worthy of being protagonists.
Details: fiyahlitmag.com/submissions/
Show us life at the intersections of Blackness and disability. We’re not your magical negros, we’re not your inspiration porn. We are worthy of being protagonists.
Details: fiyahlitmag.com/submissions/
Submissions
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fiyahlitmag.com
April 4, 2024 at 5:50 PM
April 30th is the submission deadline for #FIYAHLitMag’s Disability issue edited by Emmalia H.
Show us life at the intersections of Blackness and disability. We’re not your magical negros, we’re not your inspiration porn. We are worthy of being protagonists.
Details: fiyahlitmag.com/submissions/
Show us life at the intersections of Blackness and disability. We’re not your magical negros, we’re not your inspiration porn. We are worthy of being protagonists.
Details: fiyahlitmag.com/submissions/