ChampBlankman
@champblankman.bsky.social
Gender is a societal construct. Avowed pacifist (exceptions made for fascists), Athiest Secular Humanist, Anarchist Socialist. ENM and Pan gamer Dad. Living on ancestral Lenni-Lanape land.
@rhysticstudies.bsky.social I watched "50 Magic cards about Everything and Nothing" for the third time a few days ago and cried in entirely new places.
That video just keeps on giving. A hands down favorite.
That video just keeps on giving. A hands down favorite.
December 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
@rhysticstudies.bsky.social I watched "50 Magic cards about Everything and Nothing" for the third time a few days ago and cried in entirely new places.
That video just keeps on giving. A hands down favorite.
That video just keeps on giving. A hands down favorite.
Eladamri, Lord of Leaves
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Eladamri, Lord of Leaves
NL with an unsurprisingly goated take.
December 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
NL with an unsurprisingly goated take.
This. They don't want to be a minority because of how they treat minorities.
(Also, I acknowledge that Pargin has a bit of a problematic past, what with the yellow face pen name and all, but he says smart things here)
(Also, I acknowledge that Pargin has a bit of a problematic past, what with the yellow face pen name and all, but he says smart things here)
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This. They don't want to be a minority because of how they treat minorities.
(Also, I acknowledge that Pargin has a bit of a problematic past, what with the yellow face pen name and all, but he says smart things here)
(Also, I acknowledge that Pargin has a bit of a problematic past, what with the yellow face pen name and all, but he says smart things here)
Memories of Bubba.
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Memories of Bubba.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Flogging Molly
Gogol Bordello
Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band
John Prine
Ghost (back when you had to call them Ghost BC)
Flogging Molly
Gogol Bordello
Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band
John Prine
Ghost (back when you had to call them Ghost BC)
Sophie
Sunn O)))
Charli XCX
100 Gecs
HOAX
Sunn O)))
Charli XCX
100 Gecs
HOAX
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Adia Victoria
The Protomen
The Klezmer Conservatory Band
The Nields
Nine Inch Nails
Adia Victoria
The Protomen
The Klezmer Conservatory Band
The Nields
Nine Inch Nails
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Flogging Molly
Gogol Bordello
Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band
John Prine
Ghost (back when you had to call them Ghost BC)
Flogging Molly
Gogol Bordello
Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band
John Prine
Ghost (back when you had to call them Ghost BC)
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
Hi, I'm Dan.
I play community-driven MTG formats, mostly with old old cards.
I think Morphling should still be a powerful card.
I've been playing since some time between Portal 2 and Starter 1999.
I think UB ain't for me, but I'm happy for all of those for whom it is.
I am me - and you are you.
I play community-driven MTG formats, mostly with old old cards.
I think Morphling should still be a powerful card.
I've been playing since some time between Portal 2 and Starter 1999.
I think UB ain't for me, but I'm happy for all of those for whom it is.
I am me - and you are you.
Hi. I’m Carlo.
I stream Magic: The Gathering with my Cat.
I think Nicol Bolas did nothing wrong.
I’ve been playing Magic since 8th edition.
I absolutely love Universes Beyond in Magic because it brings new folks into the game.
I am me — and you are rad.
Jump onboard if this sounds fun. 🫡
I stream Magic: The Gathering with my Cat.
I think Nicol Bolas did nothing wrong.
I’ve been playing Magic since 8th edition.
I absolutely love Universes Beyond in Magic because it brings new folks into the game.
I am me — and you are rad.
Jump onboard if this sounds fun. 🫡
Hi. I'm Steph.
I stream Magic the Gathering with my husband.
I encourage people to play games with their booster packs.
I think I'm funnier than I am.
I think you're gross if you like when people have fewer rights than you.
I love when people live authentically.
Jump onboard if this sounds fun.🫡
I stream Magic the Gathering with my husband.
I encourage people to play games with their booster packs.
I think I'm funnier than I am.
I think you're gross if you like when people have fewer rights than you.
I love when people live authentically.
Jump onboard if this sounds fun.🫡
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hi, I'm Dan.
I play community-driven MTG formats, mostly with old old cards.
I think Morphling should still be a powerful card.
I've been playing since some time between Portal 2 and Starter 1999.
I think UB ain't for me, but I'm happy for all of those for whom it is.
I am me - and you are you.
I play community-driven MTG formats, mostly with old old cards.
I think Morphling should still be a powerful card.
I've been playing since some time between Portal 2 and Starter 1999.
I think UB ain't for me, but I'm happy for all of those for whom it is.
I am me - and you are you.
Translated: "we're worried the cash hose might not run on this one"
We care a lot about the worlds we get to celebrate, and Secret Lair x Monster Hunter didn’t quite come together the way it should have. We hear you, so we’re heading back to the drawing board to rework this Superdrop. More to come.
magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Translated: "we're worried the cash hose might not run on this one"
A movie that takes place where you're from.
Closest I can get is Eddie and the Cruisers, approximately 15-20 miles away.
Closest I can get is Eddie and the Cruisers, approximately 15-20 miles away.
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
Closest I can get is Eddie and the Cruisers, approximately 15-20 miles away.
Closest I can get is Eddie and the Cruisers, approximately 15-20 miles away.
What album from when I was 16 is a perfect 10? Apparently there are a handful of albums that I came to much later from that year that I consider all-time gems, but for me at 16, this album was a no-skips masterpiece.
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
What album from when I was 16 is a perfect 10? Apparently there are a handful of albums that I came to much later from that year that I consider all-time gems, but for me at 16, this album was a no-skips masterpiece.
Any other President in America did this and the mainstream media would crucify them for it.
The double standard is wildly infuriating.
The double standard is wildly infuriating.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Any other President in America did this and the mainstream media would crucify them for it.
The double standard is wildly infuriating.
The double standard is wildly infuriating.
Reposted by ChampBlankman
Reagan. also quoted some of Manufacturing Consent, as I too often do.
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Reagan. also quoted some of Manufacturing Consent, as I too often do.
Reposted by ChampBlankman
Your regular reminder.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Your regular reminder.
I called Booker's office and left a message. For a guy who spent 25 hours bloviating about fair government a little while ago he's about to leave us all in the dust.
Call them:
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I called Booker's office and left a message. For a guy who spent 25 hours bloviating about fair government a little while ago he's about to leave us all in the dust.
Sleeve playable damaged is music to my ears.
I don't want new car smell. I want worn in patina.
I don't want new car smell. I want worn in patina.
the greatest magic writer ever strikes again and again and again and again
www.hipstersofthecoast.com/2025/11/one-...
www.hipstersofthecoast.com/2025/11/one-...
One Battle Damage After Another
Writing from a cold and sanitized chain hotel, Rob ponders the effect that wear (or lack thereof) has on the value of our items.
www.hipstersofthecoast.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sleeve playable damaged is music to my ears.
I don't want new car smell. I want worn in patina.
I don't want new car smell. I want worn in patina.
LFG! Never paid attention to this contest before, but I'm now here for her!
Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
LFG! Never paid attention to this contest before, but I'm now here for her!
Reposted by ChampBlankman
Reposted by ChampBlankman
Dick Cheney was proud to have normalized state-sponsored torture. That, and the dead of Iraq in an unjust war, constitute his entire legacy. “That’s not funny” is a meme-y cliche but I don’t care about the friend he shot or our jokes about it. Cheney is Kissinger level. He made the world worse.
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Dick Cheney was proud to have normalized state-sponsored torture. That, and the dead of Iraq in an unjust war, constitute his entire legacy. “That’s not funny” is a meme-y cliche but I don’t care about the friend he shot or our jokes about it. Cheney is Kissinger level. He made the world worse.
Reposted by ChampBlankman
New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
I'd even accept 7.
When I open my cube I need 8 people to show up like cenobites
a man with spikes on his head is standing in front of a window and says the box you opened it we came
ALT: a man with spikes on his head is standing in front of a window and says the box you opened it we came
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'd even accept 7.
Hey @cubecon.org , now that the vods are gone from Twitch, will they be uploaded to YT? I need to be able to rewatch @gavinverhey.bsky.social 's Old Border Foil Cube matches.
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hey @cubecon.org , now that the vods are gone from Twitch, will they be uploaded to YT? I need to be able to rewatch @gavinverhey.bsky.social 's Old Border Foil Cube matches.
I do murder all I want, and the amount I want is zero - Penn Jillette and me.
October 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I do murder all I want, and the amount I want is zero - Penn Jillette and me.
Very torn between recommending that more people should be subscribed to @commandzoe.bsky.social on YouTube and not doing that because she's at 69 subs.
October 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Very torn between recommending that more people should be subscribed to @commandzoe.bsky.social on YouTube and not doing that because she's at 69 subs.
No. It doesn't. MLK Jr.'s quote about the White Moderate comes to mind again.
Forget "Is Platner fascist in his heart." Facts:
As a young man he got a totenkopf tattoo.
He displayed it openly for 20-odd years
His social circle did not censure him during this time.
It became public knowledge.
He got a hasty not-quite-coverup.
and ask:
Does any of this display good judgement
As a young man he got a totenkopf tattoo.
He displayed it openly for 20-odd years
His social circle did not censure him during this time.
It became public knowledge.
He got a hasty not-quite-coverup.
and ask:
Does any of this display good judgement
October 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
No. It doesn't. MLK Jr.'s quote about the White Moderate comes to mind again.