CJ Lorey
@chaotic-thembo.bsky.social
Notorious foraging fiend🪻🌿| Training for the Silly Goose Olympics 🪿| Howl coded queer 🪄🏳️🌈| Here for the fun facts and giggles 🤓|
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I’m kind of over the whole “America is bad, at least my country is good” as if the rise of a xenophobic right wing isn’t a broadly Western problem and every country tut-tutting about the US’s fall doesn’t have a failing neoliberal order constantly in tug-of-war with The Racism Party
January 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I’m kind of over the whole “America is bad, at least my country is good” as if the rise of a xenophobic right wing isn’t a broadly Western problem and every country tut-tutting about the US’s fall doesn’t have a failing neoliberal order constantly in tug-of-war with The Racism Party
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My wife and I went out to lunch today.
My wife: "What is the quality that makes you want to be friends with someone, TK?"
Me: "Kindness. It's always been kindness. If I see someone acting kind to others, I want to be friends with them."
My wife: "What is the quality that makes you want to be friends with someone, TK?"
Me: "Kindness. It's always been kindness. If I see someone acting kind to others, I want to be friends with them."
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
My wife and I went out to lunch today.
My wife: "What is the quality that makes you want to be friends with someone, TK?"
Me: "Kindness. It's always been kindness. If I see someone acting kind to others, I want to be friends with them."
My wife: "What is the quality that makes you want to be friends with someone, TK?"
Me: "Kindness. It's always been kindness. If I see someone acting kind to others, I want to be friends with them."
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I've never seen shelf fungi like these before - strong winds brought down some large branches near me and the ones under this oak had a lot of these. They are tight against the branch so this doesn't seem to be the underside #EastCoastKin #Mushrooms #Fungi #Photography possibly oak mazegill?
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I've never seen shelf fungi like these before - strong winds brought down some large branches near me and the ones under this oak had a lot of these. They are tight against the branch so this doesn't seem to be the underside #EastCoastKin #Mushrooms #Fungi #Photography possibly oak mazegill?
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Tell your friends you love them. This isn't meant to be ominous. Everything's good (knocks on wood) but it just feels nice, bro. Telling the boys I love them, I'm glad they're my friends, in my life... then of course we go back to roasting each other, but the people you care about should know.
January 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Tell your friends you love them. This isn't meant to be ominous. Everything's good (knocks on wood) but it just feels nice, bro. Telling the boys I love them, I'm glad they're my friends, in my life... then of course we go back to roasting each other, but the people you care about should know.
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Video game ads in the 90's were something else...
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Video game ads in the 90's were something else...
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Look who turns 11 years old today!
Still acts like a puppy! 😍😍
Still acts like a puppy! 😍😍
December 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Look who turns 11 years old today!
Still acts like a puppy! 😍😍
Still acts like a puppy! 😍😍
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“Just one more thing, Ms Bondi…
… If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”
… If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”
December 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Just one more thing, Ms Bondi…
… If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”
… If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”
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December 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Make the holidays extra gay if you can. Like make it uncomfortable.
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Make the holidays extra gay if you can. Like make it uncomfortable.
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Asked why no one outside the state of Washington cares enough about its flooded communities that just lost everything they own right before Christmas, today the nation admitted it just kinda assumed the PNW was always living underwater in some sort of giant puddle like that.
Nation Just Kinda Assumed Pacific Northwest Always Lived in Giant Puddle Like That: tinyurl.com/bdh393s4
December 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Asked why no one outside the state of Washington cares enough about its flooded communities that just lost everything they own right before Christmas, today the nation admitted it just kinda assumed the PNW was always living underwater in some sort of giant puddle like that.
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EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor.
"I can't afford a visual artist"
So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?
Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
"I can't afford a visual artist"
So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?
Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
December 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor.
"I can't afford a visual artist"
So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?
Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
"I can't afford a visual artist"
So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?
Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
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“Writing (kink) script is disgusting and makes people indulge in (immoral act)” is the same as “video games cause violence” btw
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
“Writing (kink) script is disgusting and makes people indulge in (immoral act)” is the same as “video games cause violence” btw
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casting genjutsu on you: oOoOoOoOoO you will be kind to yourself oOoOoOoOoO your worth isn't dictated by your productivity oOoOoOoOoO
December 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
casting genjutsu on you: oOoOoOoOoO you will be kind to yourself oOoOoOoOoO your worth isn't dictated by your productivity oOoOoOoOoO
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listening to the news this morning a segment began "Hollywood legend Dick van Dyke..."
my heart sank
"... 's birthday is today, he turned 100"
phew
my heart sank
"... 's birthday is today, he turned 100"
phew
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
listening to the news this morning a segment began "Hollywood legend Dick van Dyke..."
my heart sank
"... 's birthday is today, he turned 100"
phew
my heart sank
"... 's birthday is today, he turned 100"
phew
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I'm but a simple human, an edible, binging an entire season of an anime, and eating christmas cookies until I can't move restores my health back to max
December 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I'm but a simple human, an edible, binging an entire season of an anime, and eating christmas cookies until I can't move restores my health back to max
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The real reason why creatives sometimes take a while to create anything is because we're busy doing this when no one is looking:
June 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The real reason why creatives sometimes take a while to create anything is because we're busy doing this when no one is looking:
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December 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM