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My dog has a food name and I have a dog name
To quote Field Trip's favorite pop duo, Icona Pop*, I LOVE IT! This was so funny, reminded me of their live shows. I can't wait for more eps. Please give them a listen to make your day better!

*I couldn't verify this
You there boy! What day is it?
Why it's Field Trip Sketch Comedy Presents: Monster Mush premiere day sir!
open.spotify.com/episode/5bAn...
S1E1 - Monster Mush
open.spotify.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
NYCFC is the Andrew Cuomo of MLS send skeet
November 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I love MLS playoffs 😊
October 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Klasky-Csupo really made the lumpiest looking cartoons
October 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I love to learn British History
October 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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there is not a second of fat in this. 10/10
good afternoon
October 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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It’s pronounced cyclist.
October 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
October 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The days are more fun when you pronounce again as agayn and treasure as traysure
October 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Do people who live in cities with a name that has a more famous version somewhere else feel bad? Like you have to be, right? If I lived in Boston, Georgia, or Rochester, Minnesota, I'd be seething. Teeth grinded down to nubs whenever someone visits
October 6, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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October 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Hell yeah, AI video, early 2000s was the best! Loved my classmates making fun of me for weeks because I failed 'the gay test' (a boy put his hand on my shoulder and I didn't instantly bat it off me like a spider)
This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.
September 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Trying to figure out how RBNY, w/ only 2 DPs and relatively few TAM-level signings, are heading into the winter with only $150k GAM to bring to 2026.

And it occurs to me it must be that the front office (ownership?) probably never switched to the 2/4/2 roster build model. Which... lots to unpack.
MLS announces updated GAM totals for all 30 teams after the roster freeze.

All remaining GAM will roll over to 2026.... a few teams (Minnesota United and San Diego FC in particular) set up with a ton of flexibility for the offseason already.
September 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I wanna live my life so that Isaac Chotiner never feels the need to interview me
September 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Found a new insult if a posh bloke nags me off
September 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Married life is full of unexplainable romance
September 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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It's not totally crackpot to think that Trump being president is uniquely toxic to the chemistry of a team that's half immigrants and half guys who didn't go to college.
The 2018 USMNT squad failed to qualify for the World Cup.

The 2026 USMNT squad looks like they would probably struggle to qualify and are lucky to have been given an automatic hosting bid.

Did GGG work a miracle in 2022?
September 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I have an app timer for Bluesky on my phone, and it's always right at the end that a big funny story drops. The movie gets good as I'm walking out of the theater
September 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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298. s10e12 Squirm www.mst3kinfo.com?p=6312
August 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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We reached a milestone we never thought was possible when we first started this project of 2 comedians talking footy. Today, we're celebrating ten years of The Cooligans!! We got so many messages from our friends in the soccer community and reacted to them live. 🔟❤️🥳

Watch here: youtu.be/uR1gUfFFdDQ
August 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
JD Vance found out where I live. Now his family is vacationing in my house. I've put up protest signs but police tell me there's nothing I can do
August 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Shout out to @rajandelman.bsky.social for showing me this 🙏
The Night of the Hunter turns 70 today, on the short list of the movies that forever changed the medium
July 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
[Chicago voice]

DA THAMES
July 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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We sent @timdonnelly.com to the Italian-vs-Italian rally in Astoria and he got a whole bunch of people to talk to him about who should replace Columbus as America's honorary Italian who gets you a day off from work nygroove.nyc/italians-for...
Chanting ‘Danny DeVito,’ Italians for Zohran tell protesters to get over Columbus already
Mamdani fans propose some other Italians to venerate instead of Columbus
nygroove.nyc
July 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM