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Eliza
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cat mom, she/they
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keezyyoung.bsky.social
i added all my new prints to my inprnt shop! if you need fresh walls for the new year ❤️‍🔥

💀 www.inprnt.com/gallery/keez... 👻
5 new prints: sinners, a nightmare on elm street, monster ladies, the haunting of hill house, and the cat ghost comic
January 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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aubreyhirsch.bsky.social
My latest comic breaking down the “generosity” of billionaires is live! aubreyhirsch.substack.com/p/the-genero...
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
chefeliza.bsky.social
Adopt mama cats. You wont regret it.
crits4cats.org Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 29d
What I would love more than anything for the holidays is for our two most shy mama cats to find their forever homes.
Porsche, mom of the Auto Club kittens, since May this year.
Shoyu, who is the mama of last year’s wonderful little grass Miso & Dashi, has been in our rescue since October *2024.*
Porsche, a pretty brown tabby cat with splashy white markings from her face down to her feet. Shoyu, a cute, round shaped brown tabby cat with a white bib and little white mittens. She is sitting politely looking up at the camera.
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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theradr.bsky.social
"UNDERAGE WOMEN" ARE GIRLS

"UNDERAGE WOMEN" ARE CHILDREN

thank you for your attention to this matter
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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craigforth.bsky.social
we need to return to sending useless rich boys on deadly expeditions
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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swordsjew.bsky.social
Send Every Billionaire To The North Pole On A Wooden Ship
craigforth.bsky.social Craig @craigforth.bsky.social · Nov 13
we need to return to sending useless rich boys on deadly expeditions
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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aubreyhirsch.bsky.social
This is your friendly reminder that Obamacare isn’t just the exchanges! It’s a set of laws that force insurance companies to actually. You know, insure people!! You can read my full graphic explainer here: aubreyhirsch.substack.com/p/it-could-b...
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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crits4cats.org
Bug already has a great app, so let’s keep it going & find a home for our amazing, sweet, calm mama cat Spot!
Spot was one of the first cats we pulled from Final Fantasy colony. Sick, emaciated & very pregnant, she has been a great mom to her two kittens & is ready for a quiet, low key life. (Cont⬇️)
Mama Spot, an orange tabby cat with a white bib, blissfully receiving chin scritches. Mama Spot, an orange tabby cat with a white bib, sitting beside Lal, her torbie & white kitten.
October 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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katmabu.bsky.social
Ditto.
A little collie with a black-and-brown face and white-and-black body sits in her human’s arms with a sign reading, “I BITE FASCISTS”
September 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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aplante.com
if anyone replies to this with “you just have the wrong size” i WILL hunt you for sport

#comic
cartoon with a bunch of drawings of bras and their innate failings So sick of feeling comfortable? try… BRAS! Helps tight shirts look and feel worse! Straps come in two awful options! (illustration: digging into shoulder or falling off) Cups: one size fits ONE* (illustration: one boob spilling out, the other one barely filling) *or neither, if splitting the difference Endless* styles and colours to choose from! Cute and frilly! casual and fun! seductive lace! plunging! sexy netting! *up to DD And for our big-tiddy ladies (can i get a holla) PLAIN BEIGE (so practical!)
August 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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crits4cats.org
We added several of our kittens who are now ready for adoption— the Lil’ Cheeses (finally!) and Freya & Kuja, some of the first little faces we helped out of the Final Fantasy colony. All can be adopted as pairs or solo! Located in Elkton, MD. Apply at crits4cats.petfinder.com
Freya, a cute and round faced buff tabby female kitten. Kuja, a soft looking white and grey tabby kitten with big round amber eyes. Buttons, a cute white cow cat with black spots on her like a domino, with a black diamond on her nose and an all black tail. Brie, an inquisitive black kitten with faint white wispies in her ears and a few white hairs on her chest.
July 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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dezfezable.bsky.social
Hey Central/Southern NJ folks, are you looking for new friends to live in your home? Meet the cuddly & lovable siblings Walnut and Pistachio! They're 14 weeks old, fully vax'd, & spayed/neutered & are looking for their forever home together! Email btowncitycats AT gmail DOT com for info... 1/2
Walnut, a black and white tuxedo kitten, is laying upside down under a couch cushion with his front paws extended. There is tremendous kitten mischief in his eyes. Pistachio, an all black kitten sitting elegantly on a hardwood floor. She is looking up at the viewer with a gentle expression.
July 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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crits4cats.org
JJ is a master of shapes. We call this one “The Hutt.”

Incredibly, Jorts Junior is still waiting for an application. He is cute and sweet, if a little quirky. He would love a home with another young cat who needs a wrestling buddy. Located in Elkton, MD. crits4cats.petfinder.com
JJ, a young orange tabby cat, in the midst of sitting up from his comfy sleep atop a beige cat tree.
March 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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pixelfish.bsky.social
Omg the billboard. I’m dying.

(It’s real, I checked.)
Four cybertrucks burn next to a billboard that says THERE *IS* EVIDENCE FOR GOD! I looked up the local news to ensure it was real and you can see the footer of the billboard in another official shot.
March 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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crits4cats.org
Of course after that big speech about putting Clover back at the colony because she was just too unsocialized & fearful etc etc & after continuing to waffle about it overnight, I went to pack her up in her carrier to go & she started purring. 🤦‍♂️ girl. GIRL. If you want to foster/adopt, DM. Elkton, MD
March 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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ghost-waltz.bsky.social
If you don't agree, swiftly launch yourself into the sun 😘
Poster that says international women's day includes trans women
March 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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crits4cats.org
JJ is really doing well, & he’s ready to adopt! He’s probably always going to be a quirky guy, so we recommend a home with cat experience, patience, and a friendly cat pal (or take one of our other kittens with him, he gets along so well with many of them!) Elkton, MD crits4cats.petfinder.com
Jorts Junior, “JJ” for short, a young orange tabby cat with tall pink ears and big soft looking feet.
February 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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twenty20sight.com
My sister read an article that called it an "Incel Camino" and I'm never calling it anything else.
A comparison of an Indian garbage truck from 1990 and a Cybertruck from 2023. They have a very similar shape and profile.
February 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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catcosplay.bsky.social
So we're bringing #CurledFeetsiesFriday back.

Let's see them cute pics.
A cat showing their belly with adorable curled feet curled up in a kirby bed.
February 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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crits4cats.org
Molly did great for her surgery today. They found a second mass and removed it as well, and also removed the lead pellet some asshole shot her with at some point. She is home with her foster mom resting now. We could still use help offsetting the cost of her procedure if folks can help/share.
crits4cats.org Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · Feb 11
Tomorrow, Molly, matriarch of a local colony and mom to at least one, and probably more, C4C graduates, goes in for surgery to remove a mammary tumor. We’re going to biopsy it, so we’ll be looking more at the high end of her estimate. If you’d like to help, linktr.ee/crits4cats has all the ways.
Molly, a beautiful long haired tortoiseshell cat with a large orange patch on her face and a white bib and feet. A breakdown of the different procedures, medications and treatments Molly will have during her surgery, with a cost listed out for each one. Her high end total is shown as $1475.61, which is what we expect to pay as we will have the optional biopsy of her mass done.
February 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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sweatermuppet.bsky.social
redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇
December 10, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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crits4cats.org
The weeks keep passing and still Ash & Willow are still waiting for their person. If you’ve never had wobbly cats before or you think you’d like to adopt them but aren’t sure what kinds of accommodations they need, please feel free to ask. We can transport within the lower 48 for the right home.
crits4cats.org Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · Dec 15
Our number one Christmas wish is for our wobbly cats Ash & Willow to finally have a forever home, after more than a year in our rescue. We know placing cats with special needs can be hard but we promise these two are worth the wait. Learn more about them & apply at crits4cats.petfinder.org
Ash, a sturdy and handsome brown tabby cat with a round face and green eyes. Willow, a very pretty ticked brown tabby cat with big expressive green eyes and a pink nose.
January 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
chefeliza.bsky.social
Reminder to check out directfile.irs.gov and review your eligibility to file your taxes for free with much higher income limits then the free file program. Residents of half of the states can use the program. Half! Including several that have state income taxes.
January 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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erininthemorning.com
Happening now, a transgender sports ban is being heard in Congress.

This ban might ban trans people from dancing, darts, and even chess in many universities.

It'll also target 9 year olds playing soccer.

I'm covering live, follow along with me.

live.house.gov
January 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM