Eliza
chefeliza.bsky.social
Eliza
@chefeliza.bsky.social
cat mom, she/they
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i added all my new prints to my inprnt shop! if you need fresh walls for the new year ❤️‍🔥

💀 www.inprnt.com/gallery/keez... 👻
January 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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My latest comic breaking down the “generosity” of billionaires is live! aubreyhirsch.substack.com/p/the-genero...
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Adopt mama cats. You wont regret it.
What I would love more than anything for the holidays is for our two most shy mama cats to find their forever homes.
Porsche, mom of the Auto Club kittens, since May this year.
Shoyu, who is the mama of last year’s wonderful little grass Miso & Dashi, has been in our rescue since October *2024.*
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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"UNDERAGE WOMEN" ARE GIRLS

"UNDERAGE WOMEN" ARE CHILDREN

thank you for your attention to this matter
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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we need to return to sending useless rich boys on deadly expeditions
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Send Every Billionaire To The North Pole On A Wooden Ship
we need to return to sending useless rich boys on deadly expeditions
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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This is your friendly reminder that Obamacare isn’t just the exchanges! It’s a set of laws that force insurance companies to actually. You know, insure people!! You can read my full graphic explainer here: aubreyhirsch.substack.com/p/it-could-b...
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Bug already has a great app, so let’s keep it going & find a home for our amazing, sweet, calm mama cat Spot!
Spot was one of the first cats we pulled from Final Fantasy colony. Sick, emaciated & very pregnant, she has been a great mom to her two kittens & is ready for a quiet, low key life. (Cont⬇️)
October 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Ditto.
September 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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if anyone replies to this with “you just have the wrong size” i WILL hunt you for sport

#comic
August 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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We added several of our kittens who are now ready for adoption— the Lil’ Cheeses (finally!) and Freya & Kuja, some of the first little faces we helped out of the Final Fantasy colony. All can be adopted as pairs or solo! Located in Elkton, MD. Apply at crits4cats.petfinder.com
July 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Hey Central/Southern NJ folks, are you looking for new friends to live in your home? Meet the cuddly & lovable siblings Walnut and Pistachio! They're 14 weeks old, fully vax'd, & spayed/neutered & are looking for their forever home together! Email btowncitycats AT gmail DOT com for info... 1/2
July 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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JJ is a master of shapes. We call this one “The Hutt.”

Incredibly, Jorts Junior is still waiting for an application. He is cute and sweet, if a little quirky. He would love a home with another young cat who needs a wrestling buddy. Located in Elkton, MD. crits4cats.petfinder.com
March 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Omg the billboard. I’m dying.

(It’s real, I checked.)
March 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Of course after that big speech about putting Clover back at the colony because she was just too unsocialized & fearful etc etc & after continuing to waffle about it overnight, I went to pack her up in her carrier to go & she started purring. 🤦‍♂️ girl. GIRL. If you want to foster/adopt, DM. Elkton, MD
March 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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If you don't agree, swiftly launch yourself into the sun 😘
March 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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JJ is really doing well, & he’s ready to adopt! He’s probably always going to be a quirky guy, so we recommend a home with cat experience, patience, and a friendly cat pal (or take one of our other kittens with him, he gets along so well with many of them!) Elkton, MD crits4cats.petfinder.com
February 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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My sister read an article that called it an "Incel Camino" and I'm never calling it anything else.
February 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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So we're bringing #CurledFeetsiesFriday back.

Let's see them cute pics.
February 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Molly did great for her surgery today. They found a second mass and removed it as well, and also removed the lead pellet some asshole shot her with at some point. She is home with her foster mom resting now. We could still use help offsetting the cost of her procedure if folks can help/share.
Tomorrow, Molly, matriarch of a local colony and mom to at least one, and probably more, C4C graduates, goes in for surgery to remove a mammary tumor. We’re going to biopsy it, so we’ll be looking more at the high end of her estimate. If you’d like to help, linktr.ee/crits4cats has all the ways.
February 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇
December 10, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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The weeks keep passing and still Ash & Willow are still waiting for their person. If you’ve never had wobbly cats before or you think you’d like to adopt them but aren’t sure what kinds of accommodations they need, please feel free to ask. We can transport within the lower 48 for the right home.
Our number one Christmas wish is for our wobbly cats Ash & Willow to finally have a forever home, after more than a year in our rescue. We know placing cats with special needs can be hard but we promise these two are worth the wait. Learn more about them & apply at crits4cats.petfinder.org
January 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Reminder to check out directfile.irs.gov and review your eligibility to file your taxes for free with much higher income limits then the free file program. Residents of half of the states can use the program. Half! Including several that have state income taxes.
January 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Happening now, a transgender sports ban is being heard in Congress.

This ban might ban trans people from dancing, darts, and even chess in many universities.

It'll also target 9 year olds playing soccer.

I'm covering live, follow along with me.

live.house.gov
January 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM