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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb
@chelicerate.bsky.social
Writer, hypnotist, pervert. A regular renaissance (wo)man.

The bitey part of the arachnid
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November 15, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Well, I'm projecting my life onto her...

#art #digitalart #fanart #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #TADC #Gangle
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Friendsgiving menu:

White chocolate cranberry French toast w bacon for breakfast
Swt potato casserole + Roasted brussel sprouts + apple pie by me

Peri peri turkey + potatoes au gratin by @chelicerate.bsky.social

Mac and cheese + booze by @docdwrites.bsky.social

Wontons by @arihi.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
Kempsville High School assistant principal charged for threats against police, ICE
Virginia Beach assistant principal John Bennett and Mark Bennett charged for conspiring threats against police and ICE agents. Both are held without bond.
www.13newsnow.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Dwarf Fortress Elves: You, uh, gonna finish that dead guy?
D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal

Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Anniversary whiskey sour
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I think during the Las Vegas Grand Prix, The Sphere should be an eye that stares at the driver in the lead.

I think this would add a psychological element to the race. Can't handle the pressure of the eye of God looking at you? Seeing your every sin? Give up your position.
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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lol well!
The Epstein Files bill grants Attorney General Pam Bondi the authority to "withhold or redact" any material that could endanger "national security" or "jeopardize an active federal investigation."
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Ana decided to call out payment processors and their unilateral response was attempting to fuck up her life and that should be bigger news than it is as of now
The full count as of today:

YouTube suspended
Twitch banned 3x
Patreon suspended (temporary)
Patreon 3x audio flags (one false posi)
Ko-fi suspended (indefinite?)
Buy Me a Coffee suspended
Vice reporting censored
Pornhub censored 3x times
Fansly censored 1x
Is it really a conspiracy to say Ana is being explicitly flagged by finance bros when she's now been banned (or censored) from Twitch, Patreon, Buy Me A Coffee, Ko-Fi, and *PornHub*??
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I was given writing advice over the weekend that sounds so incredibly obvious and natural but simply has never occurred to me and I really want to ask:

What is the writing process like for you?
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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The sad truth is AI slop is not only being pushed by executives.

Lower level employees are feral for it too.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Breffas
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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were so fucking back guys
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Edging 😌
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Israel is an evil genocidal state that has its evil fingers in a lot of evil pies, you really don’t need to make up conspiracy theories about it, and lowkey trying to connect it to every wrong in the world is a huge red flag

This post brought to you by ‘Epstein is alive and in Israel’ conspiracies.
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Real Turkish CNN broadcasting seal documentaries during the 2013 protests energy

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
fox news right now
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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maybe we could use another splash screen.
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Well, fuck. Revoking any and all Peripeteia recommendations (and I wish I could un-back it on Kickstarter) based on the very thinly veiled transphobia from the dev (the first one in the screenshots here).

I hate this.
Acquaintance grabbed these screencaps. Idk if it's getting purged.

"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Caves of Qud
And when he had fucking declared all these things unto them, he sent them to Joppa.
-- Acts 10:8
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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I love doing my part only to get spit in the face by the cowards who demanded that same support.
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM