Chelle P (they or she)
@chellenator.bsky.social
Freelance editor of many things. (Hire me!) Disabled neurospicy trans queerdo. Very sweary. Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. linktr.ee/chellenator
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Holy heck, so many new people! I don't know what popular starter pack I wound up on, but HELLO STRANGERS. I'm a queer, nonbinary nerd with autism, ADHD, and a bunch of disabilities. I'm a freelance book editor as my day job. My social media content is a mix of personal, professional, and profane. 🤘🏳️🌈
New housemate (the source of the two new-to-me cats!) brought me fancy Crumbl cookies, which we split because we have both had a rough week. 😭💜
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
New housemate (the source of the two new-to-me cats!) brought me fancy Crumbl cookies, which we split because we have both had a rough week. 😭💜
My clients are wonderful and send me ridiculous thank-you gifts. #AmEditing
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My clients are wonderful and send me ridiculous thank-you gifts. #AmEditing
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‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’
—Alice Wong
—Alice Wong
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’
—Alice Wong
—Alice Wong
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I am gutted to learn of @sfdirewolf.bsky.social (Alice Wong’s) passing. She was always a warm friend, a wonderful spirit, and someone who fostered my own growth. She helped me see that, as a #disabled person with chronic illness, I matter—I am whole. I’ll be posting some of Alice’s work. ❤️ forever
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I am gutted to learn of @sfdirewolf.bsky.social (Alice Wong’s) passing. She was always a warm friend, a wonderful spirit, and someone who fostered my own growth. She helped me see that, as a #disabled person with chronic illness, I matter—I am whole. I’ll be posting some of Alice’s work. ❤️ forever
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“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”
One of the delightful things about copy editing this book is that I'm having to document things like specific cheeses and the regions in which they're made, the names of specific tomato varietals, etc. That kind of thing doesn't happen very often, and as a foodie, it totally tickles me! #AmEditing
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
One of the delightful things about copy editing this book is that I'm having to document things like specific cheeses and the regions in which they're made, the names of specific tomato varietals, etc. That kind of thing doesn't happen very often, and as a foodie, it totally tickles me! #AmEditing
Chance-cat, my darling, I truly do not care if you wake me up, but could it not be because, of all the things in my room you could have chosen to play with, you decided to start batting around my mini box-cutter that pops out a spring-loaded razor blade if you push the button on it?
a black and white photo of a black cat with horns and the words evil laughter below it
Alt: A black cat laughs evilly.
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November 11, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Chance-cat, my darling, I truly do not care if you wake me up, but could it not be because, of all the things in my room you could have chosen to play with, you decided to start batting around my mini box-cutter that pops out a spring-loaded razor blade if you push the button on it?
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[Meredith Brooks voice]
🎶 I’m a witch
In a coven
Bake your child
In my oven 🎶
🎶 I’m a witch
In a coven
Bake your child
In my oven 🎶
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
[Meredith Brooks voice]
🎶 I’m a witch
In a coven
Bake your child
In my oven 🎶
🎶 I’m a witch
In a coven
Bake your child
In my oven 🎶
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i'm sorry what kind of tour
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i'm sorry what kind of tour
Been having really intense nightmares lately, presumably from the various meds and things I'm on right now. But you know what's way better than nightmares? Sweet potato curry soup in a mug from @sinboy.bsky.social and bingeing NCIS.
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Been having really intense nightmares lately, presumably from the various meds and things I'm on right now. But you know what's way better than nightmares? Sweet potato curry soup in a mug from @sinboy.bsky.social and bingeing NCIS.
Smolcat is pleased that I am back inside and resting, fulfilling my actual purpose as warm furniture for delicate ladies.
October 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Smolcat is pleased that I am back inside and resting, fulfilling my actual purpose as warm furniture for delicate ladies.
Everyone else outside is in parkas and fuzzy hats and gloves, scraping frost off their cars, and I'm out here hauling trash bags to the curb in a t-shirt and boxers, like, "FINALLY, IT IS MY TIME TO SHINE!"
a cartoon character is standing on top of a pile of rocks with the words maniacal laughter written above him .
Alt: Stitch, a six-limbed cartoon alien, emerges from a pile of smoking rocks and laughs maniacally, silhouetted by a green glow.
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October 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Everyone else outside is in parkas and fuzzy hats and gloves, scraping frost off their cars, and I'm out here hauling trash bags to the curb in a t-shirt and boxers, like, "FINALLY, IT IS MY TIME TO SHINE!"
New snuggle buddy keeping me company while I recover from yesterday's dental ordeal. Sadly, beloved potato cat Orion and his human moved back home across the country for family reasons, but this is new housemate's lovely tortie, Chance, who immediately decided we were best friends.
October 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
New snuggle buddy keeping me company while I recover from yesterday's dental ordeal. Sadly, beloved potato cat Orion and his human moved back home across the country for family reasons, but this is new housemate's lovely tortie, Chance, who immediately decided we were best friends.
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The nice thing is that when a dude claims women aren't into [practically any hobby], he's telling us all that the women who are into it have pre-screened him for us
"Women are not usually into science fiction"is legitimately one of the stupidest, most divorced from reality sentences I have ever read in my life
okay grandpa, let's get you to bed
October 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The nice thing is that when a dude claims women aren't into [practically any hobby], he's telling us all that the women who are into it have pre-screened him for us
The rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. I just FEEL like a walking corpse. There's a DIFFERENCE. I think.
Anyway, bone and nerve infections are absolutely excruciating, who knew. How's everyone else?
Anyway, bone and nerve infections are absolutely excruciating, who knew. How's everyone else?
a man in a zombie costume is standing in a cemetery with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a man in a zombie costume is standing in a cemetery with his arms outstretched .
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October 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. I just FEEL like a walking corpse. There's a DIFFERENCE. I think.
Anyway, bone and nerve infections are absolutely excruciating, who knew. How's everyone else?
Anyway, bone and nerve infections are absolutely excruciating, who knew. How's everyone else?
It would be nice if I actually got to sleep in my bed occasionally, instead of always sleeping in this armchair to cope with nausea. It's a really nice bed and I miss it. #ChronicIllnessLife
October 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It would be nice if I actually got to sleep in my bed occasionally, instead of always sleeping in this armchair to cope with nausea. It's a really nice bed and I miss it. #ChronicIllnessLife
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There’s a lot to be upset about, and I don’t advise putting your head in the sand, but it is really bad for your brain to be mad all the time on a purely physiological level.
If you possibly can, take time to put down the mad.
It will help you think more clearly and remember why you’re doing this.
If you possibly can, take time to put down the mad.
It will help you think more clearly and remember why you’re doing this.
October 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
There’s a lot to be upset about, and I don’t advise putting your head in the sand, but it is really bad for your brain to be mad all the time on a purely physiological level.
If you possibly can, take time to put down the mad.
It will help you think more clearly and remember why you’re doing this.
If you possibly can, take time to put down the mad.
It will help you think more clearly and remember why you’re doing this.
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The roast took 3 hours to make instead of the 1.75 the recipe claimed, but everything was SO GOOD. Sides: lemon pepper asparagus, wild rice mix seasoned with chicken broth and garlic, balsamic feta beets. Excuse me while I roll myself across the house like Violet Beauregard.
October 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The roast took 3 hours to make instead of the 1.75 the recipe claimed, but everything was SO GOOD. Sides: lemon pepper asparagus, wild rice mix seasoned with chicken broth and garlic, balsamic feta beets. Excuse me while I roll myself across the house like Violet Beauregard.
The roast took 3 hours to make instead of the 1.75 the recipe claimed, but everything was SO GOOD. Sides: lemon pepper asparagus, wild rice mix seasoned with chicken broth and garlic, balsamic feta beets. Excuse me while I roll myself across the house like Violet Beauregard.
October 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The roast took 3 hours to make instead of the 1.75 the recipe claimed, but everything was SO GOOD. Sides: lemon pepper asparagus, wild rice mix seasoned with chicken broth and garlic, balsamic feta beets. Excuse me while I roll myself across the house like Violet Beauregard.
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he also said that 80% of antifa's members are landlords and if you lower the cost of housing, you basically starve the network of its financing
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
he also said that 80% of antifa's members are landlords and if you lower the cost of housing, you basically starve the network of its financing
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a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
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You know @hillarymonahan.bsky.social is always making the coolest witchy shit and when you put these on everyone will know you have BIG WITCH ENERGY. THE POWER TO DISSOLVE MORTALS WITH A SINGLE LOOK www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...
Hillary's Death Comes on Silken Wings | Peculiarity Shop
Hillary's crafting exquisite spooky earrings for us this season. These deaths' head moths came out SO GOOD. Components: polymer clay, acrylic paint, Mod Podge, base metal alloy Lead/nickel free
www.peculiarityshop.com
October 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You know @hillarymonahan.bsky.social is always making the coolest witchy shit and when you put these on everyone will know you have BIG WITCH ENERGY. THE POWER TO DISSOLVE MORTALS WITH A SINGLE LOOK www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...
@sinboy.bsky.social is making me a fancy lamb roast because I have been so miserably unwell.
Him: "Can you tie a roast?"
Me: "I am offended that you would even ask whether I can shibari some hefty meat."
Then I shooed him out of my way to roll and tie and sear the roast to prep it for crust.
Him: "Can you tie a roast?"
Me: "I am offended that you would even ask whether I can shibari some hefty meat."
Then I shooed him out of my way to roll and tie and sear the roast to prep it for crust.
October 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
@sinboy.bsky.social is making me a fancy lamb roast because I have been so miserably unwell.
Him: "Can you tie a roast?"
Me: "I am offended that you would even ask whether I can shibari some hefty meat."
Then I shooed him out of my way to roll and tie and sear the roast to prep it for crust.
Him: "Can you tie a roast?"
Me: "I am offended that you would even ask whether I can shibari some hefty meat."
Then I shooed him out of my way to roll and tie and sear the roast to prep it for crust.
#ChronicIllnessChic is having two black eyes and petechial hemorrhage all around the mouth from puking too long and too hard. Tell me again why we exist in meat sacks? #MenieresDisease #Dysautonomia #LongCovid
October 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
#ChronicIllnessChic is having two black eyes and petechial hemorrhage all around the mouth from puking too long and too hard. Tell me again why we exist in meat sacks? #MenieresDisease #Dysautonomia #LongCovid