Chelsey
@chelseyj.bsky.social
Data Engineer at Moz:\\a
Currently clean on OPSEC (for real though) 🔒
Currently clean on OPSEC (for real though) 🔒
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One morning Toad sat in bed. “I have many things to do,” he said. “I will write them all down on a list so that I can remember them.”
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
One morning Toad sat in bed. “I have many things to do,” he said. “I will write them all down on a list so that I can remember them.”
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“I am feeling much better now. Toad,” said Frog. “I do not think I need a story anymore.”
“Then you get out of bed and let me get into it,” said Toad, “because now I feel terrible.”
“Then you get out of bed and let me get into it,” said Toad, “because now I feel terrible.”
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“I am feeling much better now. Toad,” said Frog. “I do not think I need a story anymore.”
“Then you get out of bed and let me get into it,” said Toad, “because now I feel terrible.”
“Then you get out of bed and let me get into it,” said Toad, “because now I feel terrible.”
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“I went back home. When I got there,” said Frog, “I found another corner. It was the corner of my house.”
“Did you go around it?” asked Toad.
“I went around that corner, too,” said Frog.
“Did you go around it?” asked Toad.
“I went around that corner, too,” said Frog.
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
“I went back home. When I got there,” said Frog, “I found another corner. It was the corner of my house.”
“Did you go around it?” asked Toad.
“I went around that corner, too,” said Frog.
“Did you go around it?” asked Toad.
“I went around that corner, too,” said Frog.
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“Do not be afraid,” said Frog. “I will be with you on the sled. It will be a fine, fast ride. Toad, you sit in front. I will sit right behind you.”
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“Do not be afraid,” said Frog. “I will be with you on the sled. It will be a fine, fast ride. Toad, you sit in front. I will sit right behind you.”
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Medicare for All - "That's socialism!"
Social Security - "That's socialism!"
Debt free education - "That's socialism!"
Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"
$1 trillion+ in tax cuts for the wealthy...
"That's just how it is."
Social Security - "That's socialism!"
Debt free education - "That's socialism!"
Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"
$1 trillion+ in tax cuts for the wealthy...
"That's just how it is."
July 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Medicare for All - "That's socialism!"
Social Security - "That's socialism!"
Debt free education - "That's socialism!"
Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"
$1 trillion+ in tax cuts for the wealthy...
"That's just how it is."
Social Security - "That's socialism!"
Debt free education - "That's socialism!"
Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"
$1 trillion+ in tax cuts for the wealthy...
"That's just how it is."
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The scream I scrumpt. 💀💀
June 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The scream I scrumpt. 💀💀
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The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
June 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
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“With the ratification of the Constitution, protest became not a dangerous last resort but rather a core American right enshrined in the First Amendment of the Bill of Rights, which guarantees citizens the rights of assembly, speech, and petition.”
Abolish ICE
www.amrevmuseum.org/protest-in-e...
Abolish ICE
www.amrevmuseum.org/protest-in-e...
Protest in Early America Discovery Cart
Learn how early Americans used boycotts, printed propaganda, violence, and public demonstrations to advocate for various causes, and consider the similarities and differences between the 18th century ...
www.amrevmuseum.org
June 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“With the ratification of the Constitution, protest became not a dangerous last resort but rather a core American right enshrined in the First Amendment of the Bill of Rights, which guarantees citizens the rights of assembly, speech, and petition.”
Abolish ICE
www.amrevmuseum.org/protest-in-e...
Abolish ICE
www.amrevmuseum.org/protest-in-e...
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June 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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I don’t know how many times we have to say this, but the U.S. government is not a business and shouldn’t be run like one. It’s a service—for the people.
May 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I don’t know how many times we have to say this, but the U.S. government is not a business and shouldn’t be run like one. It’s a service—for the people.
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If you pair light colors (yellow text on white background) or dark colors (dark blue text on black background), users will struggle to read your content. Understanding color contrast will help you better serve all users, especially those with low vision.
webaim.org/articles/con...
webaim.org/articles/con...
WebAIM: Contrast and Color Accessibility - Understanding WCAG 2 Contrast and Color Requirements
webaim.org
May 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If you pair light colors (yellow text on white background) or dark colors (dark blue text on black background), users will struggle to read your content. Understanding color contrast will help you better serve all users, especially those with low vision.
webaim.org/articles/con...
webaim.org/articles/con...
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There can be no justification for the dehumanization of a population.
May 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
There can be no justification for the dehumanization of a population.
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You shouldn’t need a GoFundMe to survive cancer. You shouldn’t work 40+ hours and still be poor. You shouldn’t die waiting for healthcare in the richest country on Earth. This ain’t radical. It’s righteous.
It’s time to fight for what we deserve: single-payer healthcare.
It’s time to fight for what we deserve: single-payer healthcare.
May 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
You shouldn’t need a GoFundMe to survive cancer. You shouldn’t work 40+ hours and still be poor. You shouldn’t die waiting for healthcare in the richest country on Earth. This ain’t radical. It’s righteous.
It’s time to fight for what we deserve: single-payer healthcare.
It’s time to fight for what we deserve: single-payer healthcare.
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it's very hard for me to think about anything other than how bad everything is right now. not sure how to remedy this
May 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
it's very hard for me to think about anything other than how bad everything is right now. not sure how to remedy this
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The people who say “poor people shouldn’t have kids” should ask themselves why they aren’t saying “people shouldn’t live in poverty”
We can have better and it will take all of us fighting *for* better to get there.
We can have better and it will take all of us fighting *for* better to get there.
May 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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How do science interpreters, such as animators and museum designers, translate complex scientific research into something visually tangible—like a 40-foot dinosaur skeleton or a 3D animation of cellular machinery too small to be seen?
www.sciencefriday.com/articles/sci...
www.sciencefriday.com/articles/sci...
How ‘Science Interpreters’ Make Hidden Science Visible
A cell animator and a museum designer tell us how they translate scientific findings into visual experiences.
www.sciencefriday.com
May 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
How do science interpreters, such as animators and museum designers, translate complex scientific research into something visually tangible—like a 40-foot dinosaur skeleton or a 3D animation of cellular machinery too small to be seen?
www.sciencefriday.com/articles/sci...
www.sciencefriday.com/articles/sci...
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America is in its “bread & circuses” phase except there isn’t any free bread, just tax cuts for the rich and the circus is gleefully watching undocumented people get deported.
May 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
America is in its “bread & circuses” phase except there isn’t any free bread, just tax cuts for the rich and the circus is gleefully watching undocumented people get deported.
there really is…especially if you’re hungry and have to chop yourself up for meat 🤷🏻♀️
there's something philosophical about dying in a video game and then coming across your own corpse later
May 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
there really is…especially if you’re hungry and have to chop yourself up for meat 🤷🏻♀️
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It’s sad that this is where we are, but we need to have a new conversation w/our college kids when they’re home this summer—because free speech is under threat.
There should be zero tolerance for violence, threats, or blocking students from classes. But free speech needs to be protected…
There should be zero tolerance for violence, threats, or blocking students from classes. But free speech needs to be protected…
May 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It’s sad that this is where we are, but we need to have a new conversation w/our college kids when they’re home this summer—because free speech is under threat.
There should be zero tolerance for violence, threats, or blocking students from classes. But free speech needs to be protected…
There should be zero tolerance for violence, threats, or blocking students from classes. But free speech needs to be protected…
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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The Earth doesn’t “go around the Sun” the Earth goes in a straight line through an area of spacetime that bends around the Sun and I think that’s neat.
May 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier
NEW: The U.S. Postal Service posted a net loss of $3.3 billion in this fiscal year’s second quarter mainly due to “significant challenges out of our control,” including workers’ compensation costs, Luke Grossmann, USPS chief financial officer, said at the open session of the governing board meeting
May 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier