Cheryl
@cheryl162.bsky.social
Soils, plants, and food, oh my! My opinions are only mine, but feel free to share them.
The minute after the aromatics hit the roux might be the best smell on Earth.
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The minute after the aromatics hit the roux might be the best smell on Earth.
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[heavy breathing]
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz will reportedly return for a new 'The Mummy' movie
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
[heavy breathing]
If you don’t yell at your kid about not kicking massive divots in the city league rec fields, I will.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
If you don’t yell at your kid about not kicking massive divots in the city league rec fields, I will.
Saucier
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Saucier
August 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“Fuck it, cut ’em up!”
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
“Fuck it, cut ’em up!”
The epitome of Mothers’ Day cookies.
May 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The epitome of Mothers’ Day cookies.
I feel like in northern climes “Fool’s Spring” is where you think it’s gonna be warm but then it gets cold again. Whereas in Texas “Fool’s Spring” is when you think it’s gonna be nice and pleasant for a few weeks but no, it’s just three days preheating for Satan’s summer. #txwx
April 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I feel like in northern climes “Fool’s Spring” is where you think it’s gonna be warm but then it gets cold again. Whereas in Texas “Fool’s Spring” is when you think it’s gonna be nice and pleasant for a few weeks but no, it’s just three days preheating for Satan’s summer. #txwx
Also, who tf doesn’t wash out the blender????
Well, if that wasn’t an all out Greek tragedy… #WhiteLotus
April 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Also, who tf doesn’t wash out the blender????
Well, if that wasn’t an all out Greek tragedy… #WhiteLotus
April 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Well, if that wasn’t an all out Greek tragedy… #WhiteLotus
Ummm…. I think I’ll pass, local hair salon that apparently moonlights as a med spa.
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April 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ummm…. I think I’ll pass, local hair salon that apparently moonlights as a med spa.
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I get irrationally offended by crawfish plate prices in Austin. $25 for 2 pounds?!?
March 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I get irrationally offended by crawfish plate prices in Austin. $25 for 2 pounds?!?
I want to do a photo album of front gates of Texas ranches one day. They can be so imaginative.
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I want to do a photo album of front gates of Texas ranches one day. They can be so imaginative.
Not loving the @HailStateBB score, but you can’t beat this baseball weather. ⚾️
March 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Not loving the @HailStateBB score, but you can’t beat this baseball weather. ⚾️
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I mean, I wasn't popular in high school either, but if I had more money than God I'd do things like fund humanitarian programs and pay off my lunch waitress's student loans and what have you to feel loved and popular, not be supremely weird and racist looking at random 18-22 yr old men for adulation
February 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I mean, I wasn't popular in high school either, but if I had more money than God I'd do things like fund humanitarian programs and pay off my lunch waitress's student loans and what have you to feel loved and popular, not be supremely weird and racist looking at random 18-22 yr old men for adulation
A very fun part of having a middle schooler who plays trombone is that occasionally you will be minding your own business and strains of The Imperial March will waft through your hallways.
Sometimes the joys of parenthood are things no one warned you about.
Sometimes the joys of parenthood are things no one warned you about.
darth vader is standing in a cloud of smoke in a dark room .
ALT: darth vader is standing in a cloud of smoke in a dark room .
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February 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A very fun part of having a middle schooler who plays trombone is that occasionally you will be minding your own business and strains of The Imperial March will waft through your hallways.
Sometimes the joys of parenthood are things no one warned you about.
Sometimes the joys of parenthood are things no one warned you about.
I have a hard time taking/believing compliments, but overhearing people ask “who did the catering, it’s awesome” about my cooking definitely gets me right in the feels. #celiac #butter
mad hatter from alice in wonderland is sitting at a table with a can of butter .
ALT: mad hatter from alice in wonderland is sitting at a table with a can of butter .
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February 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Well, first tan lines of the year showed up on February 8th. That might be a new record.
February 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Well, first tan lines of the year showed up on February 8th. That might be a new record.
“THAT TREE IS FAR AWAY.”
Fuck it. It's lunch time. Let's see your favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
February 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“THAT TREE IS FAR AWAY.”
Well, I’ve now heard my son yell at junior high refs:
– get off your knees
- what are they paying you
- OK Karen
– he’s blind, he’s deaf, he wants to be a ref…
I may need to start paying attention to what I say on SEC Saturdays.… 😬
– get off your knees
- what are they paying you
- OK Karen
– he’s blind, he’s deaf, he wants to be a ref…
I may need to start paying attention to what I say on SEC Saturdays.… 😬
January 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Well, I’ve now heard my son yell at junior high refs:
– get off your knees
- what are they paying you
- OK Karen
– he’s blind, he’s deaf, he wants to be a ref…
I may need to start paying attention to what I say on SEC Saturdays.… 😬
– get off your knees
- what are they paying you
- OK Karen
– he’s blind, he’s deaf, he wants to be a ref…
I may need to start paying attention to what I say on SEC Saturdays.… 😬
Got to ask my husband if his job was funded from hard or soft money tonight, just to make sure his paycheck comes through next week. That’s fun.
January 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Got to ask my husband if his job was funded from hard or soft money tonight, just to make sure his paycheck comes through next week. That’s fun.
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Pit Bull Grossed Out By Fake Cockroach
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January 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM