Mike Jones
chickencricket.bsky.social
Mike Jones
@chickencricket.bsky.social
#afcb
December 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Thinking of everyone, especially in the LGBT+ community, estranged from their parents; I hope you have made your own family with someone who loves you. Warm thoughts to you today from all at Maugham Towers.
December 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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can't they even give this woke nonsense a rest at Christmas? www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
Pope Leo calls for kindness to strangers and the poor in Christmas message
Refusing to help those in need is tantamount to rejecting God himself, says pontiff during Christmas Eve mass
www.theguardian.com
December 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Water companies that borrowed money to pay themselves dividends need to be nationalised, now.
England water company CEO says long-term water security is under threat.

Customers already paid, companies didn't build reservoirs, dumped sewage in rivers, neglected investment, paid dividends

Now want to charge customers again, not raising capital from shareholders.

End the scam. Nationalise.
Suffolk water boss says new reservoirs needed to address demand
Water company says it needs two new reservoirs and a recycling plant to cope with demand in Suffolk.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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The Times, just protecting women again today
December 22, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Why? We want £65m in the bank in first 10 days of January or go away. Why are we being flexible? #afcb
December 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Merry gentlefolk, it is time.

Today is the day.

Today is comma-mas.

Today is the day where we contemplate the correct placing of the comma in 'God rest you merry, gentlemen'.

And if we are lucky, we can have a row about it.

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December 19, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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The terms of reference and scope will be interesting. Social media misinformation being one of the biggest vehicles for this interference, any investigation needs to have Musk and Zuckerberg in its sights.
December 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Ordered a £1 photo print from Boots in Bournemouth. Cost £3 parking to pick it up!!! This is why the town centre has died.
December 16, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Simon Hooper can fuck off. That was not a handball. #afcb
December 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
How many medicals do we reckon Fucking Off will fail in early January? Will the entire Shite 6 turn him down? #afcb
December 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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1/ You wouldn’t know it from the coverage, but two recent employment tribunal rulings have vindicated those of us who have said from the start that the Supreme Court judgment did not require the automatic exclusion of trans people from single-sex toilets and changing rooms. 🧵
December 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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[12hrs into my ice interrogation]

agent: in 2021 you posted “they should call him matt hardcock am i right fellas” can you explain that?

me: do you know who matt hancock is?

a:…

[43mins later]

a: he had his own app? for parkour?

me: no the parkour was a separate issue
Want to travel to the US? You might have to give the Trump administration the last five years of your social media history.
US wants five years of some tourists' social media to enter the country
Digital rights advocates say it’s an affront to civil liberties.
www.motherjones.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Fuck Off and Fucking Off both starting. Guess there ain’t many options. #afcb
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
England make it to day 3 of a test match. Who says baz ball doesn’t work.
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Be piss funny if John Terry storms the stage.
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Is Putin going to win next year? #FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is embarrassing. Who makes this shit up? Fuck sake FIFA.
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It’s an idea. Hopefully Ben Stokes reads BBC online.
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
FFS Arteta. Think about my team. I’m bottom of the league anyway.
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Anyone know if the club are going to release a limited edition “You’ve been Taved” t shirt? #afcb
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Has Semenyo’s antics off the pitch wrecked the Bournemouth dressing room? Discipline gone, Tav telling crowd to F off, and so off the pace. #afcb
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Shit ref #afcb
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM