@chiefjoefixit.bsky.social
Reposted
I have to admit, I also always had kinda the wrong idea about Norman Rockwell until I saw the piece "Murder in Mississippi" as a teen in art history class
December 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I have to admit, I also always had kinda the wrong idea about Norman Rockwell until I saw the piece "Murder in Mississippi" as a teen in art history class
Reposted
NOW GO OUT THERE AND LIVE THE FINAL DAYS OF THIS SHITSTAINED YEAR BEING KIND AND BOLD AND DARING AND FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE PIT WHEN YOU SEE SOMEBODY GO DOWN YOU HELP THEM THE FUCK BACK UP
December 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
NOW GO OUT THERE AND LIVE THE FINAL DAYS OF THIS SHITSTAINED YEAR BEING KIND AND BOLD AND DARING AND FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE PIT WHEN YOU SEE SOMEBODY GO DOWN YOU HELP THEM THE FUCK BACK UP
Reposted
Reposted
Reposted
I'm glad to have made the kind of life decisions that have lead to someone saying, "please, help, my mother made too many tamales" and handing me a big zip lock bag.
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I'm glad to have made the kind of life decisions that have lead to someone saying, "please, help, my mother made too many tamales" and handing me a big zip lock bag.
Reposted
Here's another take on a song which has been running through my head a lot these days —
"Satan thought up a plan
Dressed as a man
Walking the earth and since he began
The world is hell for you and me
But what a heaven it will be
When that man is dead and gone."
youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs
"Satan thought up a plan
Dressed as a man
Walking the earth and since he began
The world is hell for you and me
But what a heaven it will be
When that man is dead and gone."
youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs
When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)
YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Here's another take on a song which has been running through my head a lot these days —
"Satan thought up a plan
Dressed as a man
Walking the earth and since he began
The world is hell for you and me
But what a heaven it will be
When that man is dead and gone."
youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs
"Satan thought up a plan
Dressed as a man
Walking the earth and since he began
The world is hell for you and me
But what a heaven it will be
When that man is dead and gone."
youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs
Reposted
(That, and because some of us have some basic goddamn empathy, but it wouldn’t all fit in the first post.)
December 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
(That, and because some of us have some basic goddamn empathy, but it wouldn’t all fit in the first post.)
Reposted
Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
Reposted
Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:
December 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:
Reposted
Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons.
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons.
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
Reposted
The manliest men I’ve ever known have exclusively owned:
-Pomeranians
-chihuahuas
-Pittbulls, but the biggest dumbest most brainless pitties that cry when they can’t sit on laps and are too afraid of their own shadows to be any sort of proper guard dog
-Pomeranians
-chihuahuas
-Pittbulls, but the biggest dumbest most brainless pitties that cry when they can’t sit on laps and are too afraid of their own shadows to be any sort of proper guard dog
December 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The manliest men I’ve ever known have exclusively owned:
-Pomeranians
-chihuahuas
-Pittbulls, but the biggest dumbest most brainless pitties that cry when they can’t sit on laps and are too afraid of their own shadows to be any sort of proper guard dog
-Pomeranians
-chihuahuas
-Pittbulls, but the biggest dumbest most brainless pitties that cry when they can’t sit on laps and are too afraid of their own shadows to be any sort of proper guard dog
Reposted
This Christmas, I have just one wish for you:
Take a moment to really see the older people in your life.
Let them know they’re loved, valued, and never invisible.
Share a smile with an elder you don’t know.
Offer a warm holiday greeting.
Small gestures carry enormous power.
Love,
Lynda 🎄✨
Take a moment to really see the older people in your life.
Let them know they’re loved, valued, and never invisible.
Share a smile with an elder you don’t know.
Offer a warm holiday greeting.
Small gestures carry enormous power.
Love,
Lynda 🎄✨
December 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This Christmas, I have just one wish for you:
Take a moment to really see the older people in your life.
Let them know they’re loved, valued, and never invisible.
Share a smile with an elder you don’t know.
Offer a warm holiday greeting.
Small gestures carry enormous power.
Love,
Lynda 🎄✨
Take a moment to really see the older people in your life.
Let them know they’re loved, valued, and never invisible.
Share a smile with an elder you don’t know.
Offer a warm holiday greeting.
Small gestures carry enormous power.
Love,
Lynda 🎄✨
Reposted
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Reposted
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
Reposted
We forgot to tell our nephew not to put food presents under the tree, and our dog Daisy now has a case of jingle bowels
December 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
We forgot to tell our nephew not to put food presents under the tree, and our dog Daisy now has a case of jingle bowels
Reposted
I have just now learned that the German version of Jingle Bells is called Schlittenfahrt and the holidays are henceforth forever changed
December 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I have just now learned that the German version of Jingle Bells is called Schlittenfahrt and the holidays are henceforth forever changed
Reposted
And Tiny Tim, who DID NOT DIE...
...Wait. This just in. Oh, God damnit 2025...
...Wait. This just in. Oh, God damnit 2025...
December 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
And Tiny Tim, who DID NOT DIE...
...Wait. This just in. Oh, God damnit 2025...
...Wait. This just in. Oh, God damnit 2025...
Reposted
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
Reposted
Reposted
To every single mother reading this:
You have done enough.
Those babies will smile years from now, remembering things you didn’t plan for and forget things you planned for months.
You did good, mama. Hugs.
You have done enough.
Those babies will smile years from now, remembering things you didn’t plan for and forget things you planned for months.
You did good, mama. Hugs.
December 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
To every single mother reading this:
You have done enough.
Those babies will smile years from now, remembering things you didn’t plan for and forget things you planned for months.
You did good, mama. Hugs.
You have done enough.
Those babies will smile years from now, remembering things you didn’t plan for and forget things you planned for months.
You did good, mama. Hugs.
Reposted
Imagine being a Republican running UNCONTESTED in a district that went for Trump by 25 points
... and still being in danger of losing.
The veneer is off. The emperor has no clothes.
... and still being in danger of losing.
The veneer is off. The emperor has no clothes.
Polls closed in SC at 7 PM ET. Results here: www.enr-scvotes.org/SC/125770/we...
Still *super* early, but in the uncontested #SD21 (around Trump+50), write-ins are currently getting 42% of the vote against Republican Lee Bright.
Still *super* early, but in the uncontested #SD21 (around Trump+50), write-ins are currently getting 42% of the vote against Republican Lee Bright.
December 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Imagine being a Republican running UNCONTESTED in a district that went for Trump by 25 points
... and still being in danger of losing.
The veneer is off. The emperor has no clothes.
... and still being in danger of losing.
The veneer is off. The emperor has no clothes.
Reposted
Time to get back into it. The Xbox 360's turned 20 years old! So now feels like the perfect time to reminisce about my favourite platform of the 7th generation.
Let's jump in.
youtu.be/WGrCMgyrSlw?...
Let's jump in.
youtu.be/WGrCMgyrSlw?...
Remembering the Xbox 360
YouTube video by ClementJ64
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Time to get back into it. The Xbox 360's turned 20 years old! So now feels like the perfect time to reminisce about my favourite platform of the 7th generation.
Let's jump in.
youtu.be/WGrCMgyrSlw?...
Let's jump in.
youtu.be/WGrCMgyrSlw?...
Reposted
Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.
December 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.
Reposted
every day I wake up and try not to sound like a conspiracy theorist and every day this world tests me harder
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
every day I wake up and try not to sound like a conspiracy theorist and every day this world tests me harder