Every day is a gift. Some of them you stuff in the back of your closet, and then have to dig them out when Aunt Carol is in town and pretend to like them.
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Every day is a gift. Some of them you stuff in the back of your closet, and then have to dig them out when Aunt Carol is in town and pretend to like them.
Listen, every day is a gift. Most of them don't come with gift receipts though.
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Listen, every day is a gift. Most of them don't come with gift receipts though.
My mother in law timed dinner perfectly to line up with half time. Brilliant
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My mother in law timed dinner perfectly to line up with half time. Brilliant
In Frankenstein, Viktor's father canes him across the face when he can't name the function of the tricuspid valve. This is also how I was trained.
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
In Frankenstein, Viktor's father canes him across the face when he can't name the function of the tricuspid valve. This is also how I was trained.
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NEW: Evanston has released video + reports surrounding a 10/31 incident where a CBP agent threatened to shoot people + another beat a handcuffed man.
We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record:
We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record:
Identified: federal agents who pointed gun, punched detainee in Evanston
Unraveled has verified a hate speech-laden X account belonging to U.S. Border Patrol agent Timothy Donahue, who was seen in numerous viral videos during Operation Midway Blitz. He and another agent, T...
unraveledpress.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
NEW: Evanston has released video + reports surrounding a 10/31 incident where a CBP agent threatened to shoot people + another beat a handcuffed man.
We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record:
We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record:
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Tap to jump, soar to victory!
No install, runs smooth at 60fps, totally free.
Perfect for killing time.
🕹️ https://beep8.org/b8/beep8.html?b8rom=9f77d0d57b00e286db160d374055e4e7.b8&
#gameart #indiegame #indiegames #game #gamedev
No install, runs smooth at 60fps, totally free.
Perfect for killing time.
🕹️ https://beep8.org/b8/beep8.html?b8rom=9f77d0d57b00e286db160d374055e4e7.b8&
#gameart #indiegame #indiegames #game #gamedev
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Tap to jump, soar to victory!
No install, runs smooth at 60fps, totally free.
Perfect for killing time.
🕹️ https://beep8.org/b8/beep8.html?b8rom=9f77d0d57b00e286db160d374055e4e7.b8&
#gameart #indiegame #indiegames #game #gamedev
No install, runs smooth at 60fps, totally free.
Perfect for killing time.
🕹️ https://beep8.org/b8/beep8.html?b8rom=9f77d0d57b00e286db160d374055e4e7.b8&
#gameart #indiegame #indiegames #game #gamedev
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hey "superior" lake haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals the gales of November come early] oh fuck
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
hey "superior" lake haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals the gales of November come early] oh fuck
TW: libbing out
I would be curious to see stats on how much food donations have increased in secular Blue states in reaction to SNAP lapsing vs. in more religious red states, where the putative solution to hunger is to rely on private donations, churches etc. Rather than tax funded programming
I would be curious to see stats on how much food donations have increased in secular Blue states in reaction to SNAP lapsing vs. in more religious red states, where the putative solution to hunger is to rely on private donations, churches etc. Rather than tax funded programming
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
TW: libbing out
I would be curious to see stats on how much food donations have increased in secular Blue states in reaction to SNAP lapsing vs. in more religious red states, where the putative solution to hunger is to rely on private donations, churches etc. Rather than tax funded programming
I would be curious to see stats on how much food donations have increased in secular Blue states in reaction to SNAP lapsing vs. in more religious red states, where the putative solution to hunger is to rely on private donations, churches etc. Rather than tax funded programming
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alright last one im done
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
alright last one im done
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I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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are they in danger because South Africa has too many chocolate rivers
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
are they in danger because South Africa has too many chocolate rivers
I just had some plumbers in the house, and let me tell you these guys were amped to talk about hypertension, CAD, and aortic insufficiency with me
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I just had some plumbers in the house, and let me tell you these guys were amped to talk about hypertension, CAD, and aortic insufficiency with me
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I know that "ultrasound" is becoming more accepted these days, but I STG if one of you perverts tries to use "Doppler" around me I'm calling the police
October 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I know that "ultrasound" is becoming more accepted these days, but I STG if one of you perverts tries to use "Doppler" around me I'm calling the police
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CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful.
ME: You're talking about--
CHOTINER: Pagliacci.
ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.
CHOTINER: Of course.
ME: If I had known, obviously.
CHOTINER: Obviously.
ME: You're talking about--
CHOTINER: Pagliacci.
ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.
CHOTINER: Of course.
ME: If I had known, obviously.
CHOTINER: Obviously.
September 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful.
ME: You're talking about--
CHOTINER: Pagliacci.
ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.
CHOTINER: Of course.
ME: If I had known, obviously.
CHOTINER: Obviously.
ME: You're talking about--
CHOTINER: Pagliacci.
ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.
CHOTINER: Of course.
ME: If I had known, obviously.
CHOTINER: Obviously.
Plan the surgery like a robbery;
In and out, 1, 2, 3 no bodies please
Run the RVUs and you won't get a wet scrub shirt
Use the Nimbex, nobody move, nobody get hurt
Bring the Bovie like the boy done gone to war
CHG on the hands when I come in through the door
A whole string of cases like we on tour
In and out, 1, 2, 3 no bodies please
Run the RVUs and you won't get a wet scrub shirt
Use the Nimbex, nobody move, nobody get hurt
Bring the Bovie like the boy done gone to war
CHG on the hands when I come in through the door
A whole string of cases like we on tour
September 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Plan the surgery like a robbery;
In and out, 1, 2, 3 no bodies please
Run the RVUs and you won't get a wet scrub shirt
Use the Nimbex, nobody move, nobody get hurt
Bring the Bovie like the boy done gone to war
CHG on the hands when I come in through the door
A whole string of cases like we on tour
In and out, 1, 2, 3 no bodies please
Run the RVUs and you won't get a wet scrub shirt
Use the Nimbex, nobody move, nobody get hurt
Bring the Bovie like the boy done gone to war
CHG on the hands when I come in through the door
A whole string of cases like we on tour
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Take everything you thought you knew about species boundaries, reproduction, genetics, and evolution, and just throw it all away. This shit is WILD. (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/s...
These Ants Found a Loophole for a Fundamental Rule of Life
www.nytimes.com
September 16, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Take everything you thought you knew about species boundaries, reproduction, genetics, and evolution, and just throw it all away. This shit is WILD. (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/s...
I'm being told that another casing has been found, this one says "Charlie Brown had hoes."
September 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I'm being told that another casing has been found, this one says "Charlie Brown had hoes."
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you have no idea the fire that you have ignited within this wife
September 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
you have no idea the fire that you have ignited within this wife
>Called up radiology, asked the resident if the read is creepy or wet
>They don't understand. I explain in detail what makes an image interpretation creepy and what makes it wet
>"Haha, well, it's a prelim! My attending will co-sign it later!"
>Look at the read
>It's wet
>They don't understand. I explain in detail what makes an image interpretation creepy and what makes it wet
>"Haha, well, it's a prelim! My attending will co-sign it later!"
>Look at the read
>It's wet
September 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
>Called up radiology, asked the resident if the read is creepy or wet
>They don't understand. I explain in detail what makes an image interpretation creepy and what makes it wet
>"Haha, well, it's a prelim! My attending will co-sign it later!"
>Look at the read
>It's wet
>They don't understand. I explain in detail what makes an image interpretation creepy and what makes it wet
>"Haha, well, it's a prelim! My attending will co-sign it later!"
>Look at the read
>It's wet