HL Eisthen, defective human product
@hleisthen.bsky.social
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Neuroethologist, chemosensory scientist, herp lover. Immigrant and child of a refugee. Haver of snarky opinions. All the disclaimers.
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sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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saskajanet.bsky.social
Look at her go!
#invertebrates 🌿
Screen shot of Project Monarch app map of progress of a monarch butterfly from southern Ontario to Oklahoma.
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prisonculture.bsky.social
CHICAGO: REBUILD is providing therapy to folks detained by ICE. Please feel free to let people know.

findmeatherapist.org
Find Me A Therapist
findmeatherapist.org
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itaisher.bsky.social
An excellent response by MIT’s President Sally Kornbluf rejecting the Trump compact.

Other universities should do the same.
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thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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prisonculture.bsky.social
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mskellymhayes.bsky.social
As y'all have probably heard, there has been a lot of ICE activity on the North Side of Chicago today. At least four people were kidnapped by ICE in the Rogers Park neighborhood. Folks mobilized throughout the day to do ICE Watch and Rapid Response work.
hleisthen.bsky.social
This is a comment about ICE, isn’t it? 🐋
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murphtracks.bsky.social
The Mark Bray situation is so completely fucked right now and if you're a journalist you need to start saying how it's fucked because you're fucking next. They won't stop at academics.
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elienyc.bsky.social
Be nice if any single national Democrat promised to hold these fuckwads accountable for malicious prosecution should the wheel ever turn around.

But, whatever. Everybody who opposes Trump will just have to weather this bullshit.
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gavinyamey.bsky.social
“A study, published on Wednesday in the New England Journal of Medicine, showed that last season’s 2024–2025 mRNA COVID vaccines reduced people’s risk of emergency department visits by 29%, their risk of hospitalizations by 39% & their risk of death by 64%”

Benefits were seen even if 0 risk factors
sorenlarsen.bsky.social
Annual COVID Vaccines Protect People against Severe Disease, Even with Prior Immunity

"The new research also “calls into question the idea that younger individuals and those without risk factors don’t need the vaccine,” Viswanathan says."
Annual COVID Vaccines Save Lives, New Study Shows
A new study shows that receiving an updated COVID vaccine reduced people’s risk of severe disease and death in all age groups, regardless of immunity from prior infection or vaccination
www.scientificamerican.com
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birderk.bsky.social
Looks like a new record was set last night with 1.25 billion birds!!! 🥳
#birds #fall #migration
BirdCast map showing 1.25 billion birds headed south at 10pm EDT on October 8, 2025.
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felinablanc.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
Mamie Eisenhower
hleisthen.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy -- she's running and blowing into a horn.
hleisthen.bsky.social
I was talking about their compensation for GC. Definitely not for the antifa regulars.
hleisthen.bsky.social
And the homies at the food coop know that which is why they always put it on top close to the edge so it's easy to get to.
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carlzimmer.com
Today my @nytimes.com colleagues and I are launching a new series called Lost Science. We interview US scientists who can no longer discover something new about our world, thanks to this year‘s cuts. Here is my first interview with a scientist who studied bees and fires. Gift link: nyti.ms/3IWXbiE
nyti.ms
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mark-bray.bsky.social
“Someone” cancelled my family’s flight out of the country at the last second.

We got our boarding passes. We checked our bags. Went through security. Then at our gate our reservation ‘disappeared.’
hleisthen.bsky.social
Pretty sure antifa pays in a bean stew they made just for you and some 2-day-expired kefir they dumpster-dived from behind the food coop.
hleisthen.bsky.social
The gods' honest truth right here.
kenwhite.bsky.social
/13 But the sexual harassment prevention training is the worst. Just the worst. They won't listen. Anyone who has had to deal with progressive guys gets it. I DON'T CARE IF YOU WHAT YOU DID AT KENT STATE LEON, STOP CALLING MY PARALEGAL SWEETIE, HER NAME IS PETAL
hleisthen.bsky.social
This is excellent.
kenwhite.bsky.social
OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:

I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
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theferocity.bsky.social
“We don’t have to approach and criticize this album as art, because it isn’t art. The Life of a Showgirl is made of Shein quality rip-offs of other people’s songs that are constructed shoddily and sold in ginormous quantities. Art takes time and care. This is profit. It’s content.”

WHEW.
No Good Art Comes From Greed | Defector
The packages arrived square and thin and carefully wrapped on Saturday afternoon. There were three of them, but only one was mine. If I could have rejected my package, sent it back from whence it came...
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